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[Russian Dissident (Jew nazi lolcow Mark Citadel)]

make one yourself you double nigger

Why do you hate Mark Citadel so much?

 

[ICametoLurk]

Why do you hate Mark Citadel so much?

Cause he's a fucking drug addicted Nigger Tranny who is sexually attracted to children and dogs.

 

[Acceptable]

he has multiple cutouts of lana that all seem to be homemade and he talks to himself in "her" voice.
brings up prostitutes and kids randomly in this one:

by far the weirdest part is when he starts purring and rubbing his head on "lana" at around 3:40 in.
he literally only comes on the lana forum to post these videos. he claims to be in love with her?

ok this thread needs to happen. who is this guy???

 

[ric122]

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

Has anyone considered making one on the Pokeumans group on Deviantart? Basically it's a shared universe all about this convoluted as fuck story involving people transforming into pokemon. It's a fetish story that takes itself way too seriously.

I might make one myself but i want to know if anyone wants to try to take a shot at it.

 

[Elaine Benes]

Not a request, but does anyone with more experience at creating OPs than I do have any suggestions for the one I did on Hal Turner?

 

[uruugint]

maybe off the beaten track but i think she would make for an interesting thread

blogs - http://asksiferian.tumblr.com (current)
http://sianiiold.tumblr.com (old)

she's another fucking furry faggot who can't keep her legs or mouth shut. constantly spews racist - usually retarded and "i learned all my research by watching Joey salads" - shit to her 14 yr old audience. is a atheist and anti-feminist in that neckbeard, has to constantly scream about it kind of way.

has a creepy rape fetish, all of her wolf characters are either rapists or constantly are victims of rape (under the guise that it's "super hot wolf yaoi owwwwwo"). - https://sianiinsfw.tumblr.com/post/162490149960/so-whatd-you-do-for-troys-birthday-sianii-3#notes (i have some worse shit from her livejournal)

dated a 13 yr old when she was 18, defended it as being ok bc the minor was "dominant". - https://sianiithestupidwolf.tumblr.com/tagged/arrow

swings between dating someone almost monthly, professing her new love and how shitty her ex was, and then gets back together w/ her ex.

posted her full name && city/state like a retard.

she's deleted a lot of her posts since someone started reblogging them but here are some great ones -

https://sianiithestupidwolf.tumblr....asksiferian-i-would-so-join-the-army-if-i-had
https://sianiithestupidwolf.tumblr....e-all-the-uploads-wanted-to-show-my-highlight
https://sianiithestupidwolf.tumblr.com/post/162184788566/asksiferian-i-dont-see-nothin-wrong-with-a

any time anyone tries to say anything against what she says she can't help herself but go on a autistic rampage. might b fun to poke

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I find the lack of attention to creepypasta lolcows disheartening, so allow me to try and rectify that.

http://fearoftheblackwolf.deviantart.com/gallery/

This is the gentleman formally known as MrAngryDog. For those unaware, he's the proud creator of Jane the Killer (basically Jeff the Killer's canonical tsudere) and loves to spend all his time posting bizarre artwork on DA. Looking at most of his posts, he seems to live in a Bizzaro fantasy world were all his hobbies merge together in a mishmash of random nonsense. Think Chris Chan with more horror movies.

And when I say he's proud of having created Jane, I mean that he seems genuinely obsessed with it. A large chunk of his content is him making her out to be the BESTEST PERSON EVAR, to the point where I thought that she was a parody of the typical Mary Sue. It gets even weirder when he Photoshops text messages and Twitter posts to make it look like she's besties with real life people.

Here's a few examples:

(His OC character is best friends with every wrestler, also she beat up Brock Lesnar lol)

The Description:

"Foreword: This was the only thing they had close to an awards ceremony on the SP-Studio.de site, so bare with me.

As you already know, Mrs. Richardson is not only one of the most deadliest assassins in the world, but her band Lost Beyond the Stars has won a Grammy Award for Best Metal Performance, and Jane herself has won a Golden Globe for best TV series "The Erotic Diaries of Jane and Mary", and recently, "Survival Boot Camp". She was also nominated for a Golden Splendy as well. Last night was the best highlight of her birthday, as Jane is seen here at the Oscars, receiving an Academy Award for Best Actress in the film "The Night Jeffrey Died". Not only one of the deadliest assassins in the world, but also a nominated actress, as well!

"

(She's so special and awesome and badass, for realsies)

The Description:

"One of Jane's favorite parts of her adorable wifey Mary Richardson is her beautiful bare feet, and her toes...

Here, this picture was snapped by Mary on her phone when she was having a nude frolic on the beach and eventual swim in the water one beautiful morning.

Miss Mary's toesies are adorned with beautiful pink nail polish, and show bits of sand where she was frolicking and just enjoying herself. ^^ The colorful flares were added to give the picture a more dreamy effect.

Did you know Jane admitted to her honey bunny when they were in high school that she had a foot fetish? Oh yes, even when Mary was over at Jane's place for a sleepover that she was attracted to her pretty little feet...

"

(Bare in mind, this is being written by a six foot plus, thirty year old man)

Now I know what some of you are thinking. He's just some weirdo on deviant art. They're about a dime a dozen on that site, so what's the big deal?

The dude is a Nazi fetishist. Don't you dare accuse him of that though, lest you be blocked like every other person that dares to step into his fantasy world with less than positive comments.

 

[Star Wormwood]

I somehow doubt this is the purpose of the thread, but if anyone wants another go of the Gorebagg thread I made, please do. I actually made my account to try and make a thread about this dude at like 4 in the morning, but I couldn't figure the dude out after hours of digging through links. If anyone else wants to take a stab at it, my original OP has a bunch of different sources about the guy. This motherfucker has a history of spiritual quackery that dates back all the way to the 60s and has manifested itself through video games, music, art, books, and livestreams, but I just don't have the :autism: to go through it all. I'm convinced that in all the fuckery there's good content but I'm not man enough to sort through the whole mess.

 

[Roachdog]

Hatch Brandons may be someone to dig in to. His "published works" are awful enough but his Facebook posts are like duke nukem fantasies from a 12 year old, though hes apparently old enough to apply for the military, and seems to think anyone who disagrees with him on anything should be challenged to, in his words, mortal kombat

There is a lot of rage and tiny wang vibes in everything he says, he's definitely a lolcow imo but what do you guys think?

 

[Vex Overmind]

I don't want to be deemed as some personal crusade, but I think there needs to be a thread about Black Pigeon Speaks.

Chimping out about how those ebul wymn are destroying good old white christian western civilization despite the fact the imbecile lives in Japan. If he cherishes western civilization so much, why won't he live in Britain, Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Ireland, Scotland, etc, etc, etc, etc.

Already with a video like that, he could very well be a rather frequent poster on /r9k/ or r /incel/.

 

[imalurkerthisisathrowaway]

I've been following this guy for a while and i think there really should be a thread on him.
Jitterbugjive/balddumborat is a 27 year old brony who has an obsession with gore, pedophilia, acting like an intellectual and wearing fedoras classily
His blog is pretty old and LOADED with content, along with an impressive internet footprint on many furry websites (he's made mention of a period of time where he'd draw ANYTHING for money).
He's got a whole plethora of fucked up mlp ocs (who he has custom made plushies for a lot of them) like "crossdressing child prostitute", "child torturing pedophile dog fucking rapist" and "horse who gets raped by his dad." and a LOT of white knight fans who worship his art for being so "deep"

Spoiler: degeneracy

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/balddumborat/
http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/ (has a list of his various sideblogs)

 

[Potatomongrel]

Is a thread on Soundcloud rappers a good idea? Like Lil Peep and Tekashi69?

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Is a thread on Soundcloud rappers a good idea? Like Lil Peep and Tekashi69?

Interesting, never heard any shit from soundcloud instead of stupid ass weebs trying to sing Anime songs.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Is a thread on Soundcloud rappers a good idea? Like Lil Peep and Tekashi69?

Isn't soundcloud shutting down? IIRC they've basically run out of money.

 

[Potatomongrel]

Isn't soundcloud shutting down? IIRC they've basically run out of money.

SoundCloud rappers are more like rappers who fit a certain mold. They're edgy weebs who get face tattoos, use lots of autotune and attempt to sound gloomy by having some guitar looped in their background music.

 

[cow4prez2024]

I'm wondering if The Daemon Page/Forum could be considered lolcow-ish (as a group of course) and if I could potentially make a thread about them. In short, they are a sort of fansite for the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman--which, sidenote, is actually a great series and one of my favorites to this day, so I'm not knocking that by any means--but the forum itself is dedicated to daemons, which in the Pullman novels are animal representations of the characters' souls, and live outside their bodies and interact in the world. It's a cool concept, but the folks over at The Daemon Forum have taken it a bit far... to say the least. I find it pretty funny.

Tl;dr: A forum where adults talk to each other about their imaginary animal friends, who also have an active presence and discuss things with "each other" on the boards. Also featured in this 2009 article on SomethingAwful.com.

 

[Jarilo182]

http://archive.is/m0mOS
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6o75h8/double_dick_dude_is_starting_to_get_called_out_as/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6r2tdu/im_seriously_impressed_i_actually_managed_to_make/

Is there a thread about the "Double Dick Dude"?

I posted some nice Reddit drama exposing a man who lied about having two penises (diphallia) in order to fulfill a fetish. The Huffington Post even wrote about this guy, and had Wikipedia cite him, before his photos were proven photoshopped and his stories got even more wild and implausible.

Also, he constantly posts his prolapsed asshole on his public Twitter.

 

[Jarilo182]

We also have the identity of Carl the Cuck confirmed as Tomas Daniel Contreras, but there's still not much info on him. I'll leave that information here until someone has a worthy thread to make out of it. Late subject matter, too, I know.

 

[minor/major]

I'm not sure if Ayaan Hirsi Ali can be milked, but she is a liar.

In 2006, she "admitted lying to the Dutch authorities in 1992 about her name, her age, and the fact that she did not flee directly to Holland from Somalia."

She has a history of lying:
- saying Muslims cause 70% of violence, based on the misleading evidence of the IISS Armed Conflict Database, which she did not double check
- saying she was abused by radical Muslims (forced marriage, death threats), without evidence and debunked by herself (“Yeah, I made up the whole thing,” Hirsi Ali admitted on camera to a Zembla reporter who confronted her with her lies. “I said my name was Ayaan Hirsi Ali instead of Ayaan Hirsi Magan. I also said I was born in 1967 while I was actually born in 1969.”)
- saying she fled to America for safety, without evidence and debunked (Few, if any, American outlets have noted that Hirsi Ali left the Netherlands as her public credibility collapsed and her anti-immigrant party fell into crisis.)

Most of her accounts of Muslim women suffering abuse are full of "inaccuracies, exaggerated descriptions, blunt neo-Orientalist portrayals, and sweeping generalizations."