Horrorcow Adele and Matt Allen / The Unconventional Parent - 'Off Grid Parents', appeared on This Morning for attention, backfired on them wonderfully.

[CWCissey]

Both of those kids have their hands up to their mouth. Has to be a reason for it.

'Bitch stop feeding us that gluten-free, vegan shit!'

 

[An Ghost]

God damn on top of all of this did they say they at 'unschooling' their kids?

Wowie there's a thread for that too.
Fine, be a shitty parent. Sucks for your kids, but when they don't take care of you in your old age and never have a job that's you're problem. But do so many bad parents have to do a play by play on social media?

 

[Pikimon]

"We like to help the body's natural healing process by exposing them to disease like scarlet fever"

nigga what do you think vaccines are

 

[Ozul]

Children need a lot of structure and routine in order to be able to set boundaries for themselves and gauge whether things are right/wrong, safe/unsafe etc. These animal children they are raising.. these are the kinds of kids that burn down houses playing with fire or accidentally kill their siblings. Humans are not like animals because we need our parents to raise us, unlike animals who shit out their offspring and let them run free and fend for themselves. I don't know, can you even call them parents when they are failing to parent their kids on any level?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Both of those kids have their hands up to their mouth. Has to be a reason for it.

Well, very young children put their hands and everything they see into their mouths, because that's the way for them to interact with the world. Do you understand the level of their development now?

because their mother's weren't idotic morons

Speaking of which, where are their grandfathers and grandmothers? And how did they raise their kids into this mess?

 

[GV 002]

It should also be said that This Morning is usually said in the same breath as Loose Women and The Jeremy Kyle Show. All are cancerous daytime TV militant mum/dole scum/nursing home fodder, and the kind of thing that many a Brit who's forced to take a day off from work or school due to sickness has had to endure.

It's all either completely vapid, human badger baiting, sensationalist journalism, self congratulatory, fart huffing, man shaming, or just an out and out circlejerk disguised as wholesome and informative daytime viewing for mums. Never ever underestimate the frightening, amazingly stupid banshee queen that is the average British mum.

'Aw look luv, the little one just 'ad a slash on the floowah. Bless. PMSL! XXXX Ya know I might try that 'unwilding' stuff an that. Get back to naychur. BEST FOR MY KIDS AS A MUM I FINK MEN ARE SHIT CUZ AS A MUM MY KIDS ARE ANGLES AN I DID FINE WITHOUT THEIR SPERM DONOR LOL #asamum'

 

[formerfatcow]

Children need a lot of structure and routine in order to be able to set boundaries for themselves and gauge whether things are right/wrong, safe/unsafe etc. These animal children they are raising.. these are the kinds of kids that burn down houses playing with fire or accidentally kill their siblings. Humans are not like animals because we need our parents to raise us, unlike animals who shit out their offspring and let them run free and fend for themselves. I don't know, can you even call them parents when they are failing to parent their kids on any level?

Well they did say they see themselves as equals with their five year old. To call them parents would imply a power imbalance, negating them being equals.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Of course it was Brighton. These guys are that typical 'ultra open minded' modern hippie overpriviledged 'I've been to Thailand' yah-yah type who love being seen as paragons of humanity and will go to lengths as stupid as this to show it because they have absolutely no shame, and being the posh toffee nosed organic gluten free bumwipes they are, have never been wrong in their lives. Ever.

I see arseholes like this at my job every day. They wear hemp. They stink of nag champa. They throw a huge bitchfit if there's not enough vegan or gluten free options, or if you try to give them anything in a plastic cup or bottle. They never stop talking about Thailand. Their crotchspawn are semi-feral undisciplined entitled little shits that communicate in lifestyle buzzwords and chimpanzee shrieks. They wear bindis. And they ARE better than you and will go out of their way to tell you so.

Living in Bristol, you come across people like this much more often in the posher areas of the city and in the massive vegan community we seem to have grown lately like a big whiny tumor. The majority of these cunts seem to gravitate towards Brighton, thank fuck.

For any yanks out there, Brighton is the Tumblr of the UK. The population of dangerhairs is so high, entering the city without shades will give you an epileptic fit.

I went to a job interview with a firm in Brighton last year. I did quite well but I turned it down. Employers outside the crunchy granola and media hipster spheres pay regional-grade wages but thanks to said hipsters, Tumblrinas, and similar infesting the place, living costs are on par with London.

Anyhow. These characters. Deary me. Is there any woo to which they don't ascribe?

- Antivaxxing? Check.
- Unschooling? Check.
- Greenie stuff? Check.

But... OwO What's This?

Bach Rescue Remedy? That's basically brandy with a homeopathic quantity of herbs in it. Of course it comforts and reassures you; you're basically getting nicely sauced by it!

Lotus birthing? I read about that in a book a while back by a retired ENT surgeon about things that are wrong with the NHS and one of them is that woo is paid for on it too much. I didn't think it was real. Then I saw this:

Shudder.

Anyhow. Here's Momma Crunchy's facebook page. As expected it is full of woo and similar. Judging by the pages she shares from, believes that dental fillings can give you autism, that Hurricane Harvey was created by a government weather machine, and also supports gender neutral parenting (why am I not surprised?).

https://www.facebook.com/adele.allen83


EDIT: I have found his blog. It is here.

https://theyogahealthcoach.wordpress.com/

EDIT EDIT: And here's her blog. Note the children's names. Ulysses and Ostara. Deary me.

https://theunconventionalparent.co/

 

[CWCissey]

Bach Rescue Remedy? That's basically brandy with a homeopathic quantity of herbs in it. Of course it comforts and reassures you; you're basically getting nicely sauced by it!

And they're giving that to kids? Christ on a bicycle, they're no better than the chav mums letting little Wayne smoke Spice and drink Stella!

 

[r00]

Speaking of which, where are their grandfathers and grandmothers? And how did they raise their kids into this mess?

Both the grandfathers died young of heart attacks because they lived stressful lives and didn't look after their health. Apparently this was so concerning for them, they decided to completely disregard everything we know about how to actually live a healthy lifestyle.

Of fucking course they are from Brighton.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Of fucking course they are from Brighton.

Alas, Brighton isn't the only enclave of this sort of autismal horror. Totnes in Devon is another hotbed of it as well. Come to think of it, Totnes needs a thread about it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I have a deep resentment towards 'exotic' families from dumbfuck communities.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Their kids almost died of Scarlet Fever and did nothing.

 

[CWCissey]

So the kids are named after the Germanic goddess of Easter and a shit book that only pseuds and wankers like?

 

[cohensd]

I don't know how those interviewers didn't lose their composure when those wankers said their kids had scarlet fever.

 

[Gullik]

I misread the OP as "Meet the Aliens". I guess it kind of fits.

This is a prime example of "when you just have to be different, no matter what the cost"

 

[GV 002]

Alas, Brighton isn't the only enclave of this sort of autismal horror. Totnes in Devon is another hotbed of it as well. Come to think of it, Totnes needs a thread about it.

Oh my god my fiancé not long ago had band practice in Totnes. It sounded like a backwater capitalist neo-hippie eccentric hellhole.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I hope they get lynched by Abbo's.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know how those interviewers didn't lose their composure when those wankers said their kids had scarlet fever.

Eamonn Holmes was probably not really paying attention and thinking about pie. Ruth Langsford on the other hand is clearly pitying the poor kids.

 

[Pikimon]

Um......welcome to California? We have entire cities of kooks exactly like these.

We implemented a new law that requires a vaccination to enter school and the only way out is a doctor's exemption. That was after a measles outbreak that started at Disneyland and affected a lot of people.

Of course, it's California so there is no shortage of doctors who will give the exemption.

I've seen and met many parents exactly like this. Their kids can be undisciplined snots by high school age, but not always. (They often decide they want to go to school) The parents are typically less civilized than the kids. (After a certain age, of course)

The Pacific Northwest and Idaho are the 2 areas with the highest ammount of anti-vaxxers who opt of vaccinating their kids.

California is only one of three states that don't allow exemptions for vaccinations under religious or philosophical reasons.

The rest of the country can opt of of vaccinating your kids for religious or philosophical reasons. However all states can opt out for medical reasons (such as a compromised immune system or allergy) but this is significantly less common than religious or philosophical reasons because you have to show to a doctor that your kid cannot take vaccines in fear of harming their health.

A series of bills have been put out to either make getting vaccine exemptions harder or easier over the years.

Anti-vaxxers don't follow the left-right paradigm its more of a "science is scary and confusing!" kind of thing