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Lol, this is one of the dumbest things Phil has ever said.
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His fucking excuse for not playing Sunshine is amazing, he said "YOU CANNOT FORCE ME TO PLAY IT" actually Phil they can, because they are paying for it, he is not going to hit the Patreon goal again this month because of it, and his fucking logic "If i play it i got fucked financially shitting on the people that paid for the play through, but if dont play the detractors are going to slaughter me and people will not donate anymore to my patreon"
The only option he has now to stop his patreon for bleeding more is to play the goddamn thing, and i found weird that he "lets just say i declare sunshine the winner but im going to play it in January of next year" just after "IF YOU DONT DONATE I WILL BE GONE IN JANUARY"
1 month of not hitting the goal was bad, two is going to be good and three well...
The only option he has now to stop his patreon for bleeding more is to play the goddamn thing, and i found weird that he "lets just say i declare sunshine the winner but im going to play it in January of next year" just after "IF YOU DONT DONATE I WILL BE GONE IN JANUARY"
1 month of not hitting the goal was bad, two is going to be good and three well...
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Patreon lowered today.
JamFlowMan
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Maybe we should start taking bets on what his goal will be next month. The safe bet would be Thanksgiving marathon in November and Christmas marathon in December. The ironic pick would be another Patrons choice marathon which is a realistic choice because he pulled this same shit with Danganronpa 2 while begging for donations for the goal that has led us to the Mario Sunshine situation. He has not done Twitch and Chill in a while, but if he will not play any games like Jackbox it is just a regular stream.
So we know it will just be another marathon, but what lame category will he rehash for the marathon.
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He already confirmed there would be a Xmas marathon in December.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/908127557438013443
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Just a slight update on this, is that Sunday is the general "peak day" for Twitch.
Today is Sunday.
Phil has just started his stream and won't actually start playing till 13:00 PDT
So Phil is basically starting to play just as the peak viewership finishes.
The thing is, my assumption in all this is that people start firing up Twitch 2-3 hours before hand and find a stream they might want to watch, when it reaches peak time, people have already chosen what they're going to watch and have been watching 1-2 hours.
Now I'm no business or finance major, but I would think starting the stream 2-3 hours earlier (gout permitting) would actually help to increase exposure of the stream to as many people as possible.
I'm sure if this was pointed out to Phil he would come up with some elaborate excuse about why he can't change it. The thing is he's bitching about money every day, so obviously whatever he is doing isn't working.
Another thing of note is that Phil doesn't play any of the top 10 games. Phil doesn't play any of the top 20 games. Phil doesn't play any of the top 30 games.
By the time you get down to games that Phil plays, you're looking at an extremely small viewership:
https://www.twitchmetrics.net/games/viewership
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BatChatillon
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DSP has been baited into answering to a question about anime fighters. He mentioned Blazblue and says its all about whoever gets the chance to pull out the juggle combo and that's the whole game (where especially Blazblue series is a very complex fighting game). He came across as the SF fanboy that he is and misses the possibilities Blazblue has to offer: a large roster of characters, a game catering to his weeb audience, an actual story mode (including Abyss mode for more single-player goodness), and you can create lobbies which look like 16-bit arcade halls and you can see who you are playing against before you agree to a match. Game has a large tutorial that is way more techninal and in-depth than SF ever was.
But as we know Phil has not the skills he claims to have, whatever skill he had was in the last decade, and that during a peak time. Now all he does is clinging to nostalgia in fighting games (that is, as long as the FGC is not mentioned). With Blazblue, he doesn't know the lore, he cannot tell the same old jokes ("the giefster", "Ken Masters the Masterpiece"), and he cannot do the same old lame kahmbos he does with certain characters (King and Paul from Tekken series for example, or Dee Jay in USF2). He doesn't play games outside of his comfort zone, and even when he could have it as a Patreon goal he would look for a way to prevent this (i.e. rigging the poll, view-quitting etc.).
As with the Hardcore Gaming Season it turned out to be a running gag in the Freedom Chat last year since every major game release seemed to have Phil failed to give him those delicious day 1 views, one by one. No matter the big title, the AAA budget or whatever, games failed him to generate views and everything became niché.
That Mario Sunshine conspiracy is quite amusing, it seems like the detractors have more power over Phil than he thought. After all, they made him put the game on the list. We also have mentioned a few pages ago that giving money to Phil to troll him is one the dumbest things to do. Phil just fucked himself over with the poll (once again) and so he has to rig the poll (once again) to get a result that isn't a complete disaster to his "business model".
But as we know Phil has not the skills he claims to have, whatever skill he had was in the last decade, and that during a peak time. Now all he does is clinging to nostalgia in fighting games (that is, as long as the FGC is not mentioned). With Blazblue, he doesn't know the lore, he cannot tell the same old jokes ("the giefster", "Ken Masters the Masterpiece"), and he cannot do the same old lame kahmbos he does with certain characters (King and Paul from Tekken series for example, or Dee Jay in USF2). He doesn't play games outside of his comfort zone, and even when he could have it as a Patreon goal he would look for a way to prevent this (i.e. rigging the poll, view-quitting etc.).
As with the Hardcore Gaming Season it turned out to be a running gag in the Freedom Chat last year since every major game release seemed to have Phil failed to give him those delicious day 1 views, one by one. No matter the big title, the AAA budget or whatever, games failed him to generate views and everything became niché.
That Mario Sunshine conspiracy is quite amusing, it seems like the detractors have more power over Phil than he thought. After all, they made him put the game on the list. We also have mentioned a few pages ago that giving money to Phil to troll him is one the dumbest things to do. Phil just fucked himself over with the poll (once again) and so he has to rig the poll (once again) to get a result that isn't a complete disaster to his "business model".
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So take September as an example: Patreon stops trying to charge people on the 6th and tells him what's done. He then sits on his hands until the 10th when he PMs people asking for their forum usernames. He then sits on his hands until the 17th when he asks his webmaster to upgrade those accounts?
That's insane. There's literally an API he could use to do this stuff automatically the moment a user is successfully charged. It would be faster to order and ship a counterfeit iPhone 9001 from Hong Kong.
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Money in that he scrap that idea when he fail to reach the goal for the Halloween event, is going to be fantastic when he fail twice to reach it now
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what's funny is that he isn't rigging in the poll in the usual way as in "game #2 suspiciously got more votes than the rest" but him simply not wanting to play it.
I've stated this before with DR2, but it's like Phil doesn't even bother to rig polls how he used to, so he just makes up excuses (Sunshine) or just outright bans certain types of games (DR2, Persona 3) At this rate, he might as well put the games he wants to play in the poll as opposed to even allowing his patrons to pick. And let's be real, he might actually not only do this in the future, he'll probably spin it as a brand new development for his patrons (something similar happened with BK/Crash 3/Jak 3 poll after the Persona 3 fiasco)
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My mistake. I feel awful when I spread misinformation.
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I will never not love that look on his face. Women have resting bitch face, Phil has resting hopeless and shattered face.
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I'm guessing that the rigs he used to pull are "bugged", so he's now using an easier system to suit his streamlined model. 'And by "easier" I mean ban anything that's outside his kahmbotastic comfort zone. Or lie about being unable to play a certain game THAT HE OWNS(in disc form or legal download) to poorly cover-up his inability to play them on even the easiest setting.
Chaotic_Defiler is wrong here, Panda was only interested in Phil's wealth, not his (invisible)passion for her.
Onlinecabohs
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Watching phil play the beta and hearing slam on that joystick for combos is giving me a migraine. Also hearing him basically lose his shit when he can't confirm a combo or gets knocked out of a obvious slow special move is wonderful,
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I highly recommend watching DSPs first stream of DBZ, he spent the entire time yelling "What? What's happening?!?" like a 70 year old man with dementia that escaped the nursing home
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He has this reaction to AYYYLLOOOTTT of other things as well
>owning a home
>keeping a fiancee
>building a fan base
>breathing
The man's a mess
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He's turning comments off DSPgaming because it's the last avenue where people can openly express their disdain for him.
Currently you can only reach him:
Twitch Chat
Instagram
Twitter
Email
Forum
All of those avenues provide him with blawk buttons and the ability to delete. He either ignores emails or never responds to them so it's pointless.
Currently you can only reach him:
Twitch Chat
Forum
All of those avenues provide him with blawk buttons and the ability to delete. He either ignores emails or never responds to them so it's pointless.
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