Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 282 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,591
According to Russhole, the name Shitlips started a year ago with an email from a Kiwi. Also, Kiwi "Orchards" caused an epic virus on his computer causing his entire office system to be infected...with trembles, lights flashing and all!

I too clicked on the sample and was gifted with the entire book. This shit is INSANE. Taylor Swift is finally in love, like for real, and her new album is released soon. I'm sure after the dust settles with her camp, Shitlips will be slapped with some sort of restraining order. They won't have any choice. I knew he was delusional and crazy, but not to this level. Speechless...and throughly entertained.

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That shoutout to us was amazing, I love it. I love how a one-time recording in a courthouse has evolved into full-time stalking and Molotov cocktails.
 
Sorry for the double post. Last one tonight but couldn't let this one go. Reading for the first time and came to a part where Kiwi users stalked him, and attacked his friend Ken by setting him on fire. This all took place (in the scary ass mind of Russ) right before the trial last December. I kept waiting for the dream sequence bit from earlier in the book but there wasn't one. He believes his story actually happened.

Anyone who followed him online knows for damn sure Russ was manic before the court date. He was posting 10+ times daily on Facebook. He wasn't in any hospital with anyone the weeks leading up to the trial. If he were, he would've posted about it.

The original KF thread was started May 1, 2017, five months after the Taylor Swift trial. He places random events on an impossible timeline and strings them together with a fantasy narrative. This is a masterpiece tardifesto! (Thanks to the Kiwi who coined that portmanteau)
 
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This post is so much better if you imagine Ken as a Ken doll who Russ was projecting his thoughts and beliefs onto (because that's probably who he's seeking his exceptional legal advice from). The Molotov Cocktail part was especially great. If any Kiwis were to stalk Russ, it'd be to see him to sperg out irl; his sperging out in the wild is why we follow him, afterall.

Many Kiwis have expressed interest in knowing what Russ is like irl and the thread was energized by Slurp Dis Russhole posting about his workplace antics. Hell, sharshorita has been heralded as a legendary poster, our patron saint of Russ-outings, since she transcripted his 08/02 hearing. Why would any of us want him or his "buddy" to die? They're only of value when alive.

I mean, really. :story: Russ is unintentionally hilarious a lot of the time.

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Shit Lips referring to the farms as "Kiwi Orchard" reminds me of high school when people would intentionally call shit by the wrong name in a misguided attempt at snobbery and superiority.

I type like a fucking sperg sometimes
 
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Thanks @bohobella, you did what I was going to do, so I appreciate it very much as I'm sure we all do.

It's interesting that I could only get the sample with an error message, and later people got the sample AND the entire book for free.

Are these settings Russ is fucking with, and screwing up? I have no idea what you can do when selling a book. It wouldn't surprise me that he messed up that badly, since he doesn't seem to understand much of anything. The part of the book I have read shows he draws lines that don't connect anywhere but in his head.

It's so typical that after all this time and build-up, either he messed it up or the universe did. :). I think it's TRUE and HONEST that since he blasphemed that poor girl's name, he doesn't see a dime.

Now I have some bedtime reading. :)
 
I read the whole book. I can't believe any single person can be so fucking crazy. This dude is saying masked gunmen hunted him down in parking lots, that some guy who comments on his facebook periodically was attacked with a molotov cocktail and the police just swept it under the rug because Skordas is the most powerful man in the entire world.

Greer isn't just a bamboon, he's a paranoid schizophrenic. This is crazy town.
 
Greer isn't just a bamboon, he's a paranoid schizophrenic. This is crazy town.

He's not schizophrenic, he just (subconsciously) knows his story isn't worth dick unless he makes it into a book worthy of an action movie franchise. Narcissists are all about lying in big and easily disproved ways to make themselves sound more important and desirable. It's a lifetime of Whose Line Is It Anyways: Edition I'm The Best Ever as a constant thought process.

Edit: Yeah, we're for sure in CrazyTown tho. Russ has been running for mayor of CrazyTown, UT for quite some time now.
 
According to Russhole, the name Shitlips started a year ago with an email from a Kiwi. Also, Kiwi "Orchards" caused an epic virus on his computer causing his entire office system to be infected...with trembles, lights flashing and all!

I too clicked on the sample and was gifted with the entire book. This shit is INSANE. Taylor Swift is finally in love, like for real, and her new album is released soon. I'm sure after the dust settles with her camp, Shitlips will be slapped with some sort of restraining order. They won't have any choice. I knew he was delusional and crazy, but not to this level. Speechless...and throughly entertained.

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I think he wrote in this section to try and prevent people from coming to this website to see what's been written about him.
 
I think he wrote in this section to try and prevent people from coming to this website to see what's been written about him.

Of course he did. Feel free to help counteract him by posting the word "Kiwi Orchards" as much as possible.

Kiwi Orchards Russell Greer Kiwi Orchards Why I Sued Taylor Swift Kiwi Orchards Bamboon Kiwi Orchards Arianna Grande Kiwi Orchards
 
I cannot believe I just read that entire thing. Holy shit, this cow had lost his cotton-picking mind. Is he actually such a fucking retard that he thinks people will really believe that he had a gun pointed at his head and Moltov cocktails thrown at him? Fuck, that was a crazy ride from start to finish.

Also laughing my ass off at the Skordas expy that's thinner than a sheet of tissue paper. IANAL, but is there any way that Dribble Slop could get in trouble for turning Greg into a cartoon villain? Anyone with the power of Google can figure out who "John Smith" is based on with about three clicks.
 
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Ken is the friend Russ thinks he should have. The admiring friend that supports everything Russ does, gives totally made-up fatherly legal advice that Russ wishes were true and holds Russ’s hand through his serial hatsssment of women as if he’s a hero for doing so.

Ken is Russ’s id personified as a fictional character and is a prime example of why Russ never has and never will have an actual adult friend outside of his own warped imagination.
 
Sorry for the double post. Last one tonight but couldn't let this one go. Reading for the first time and came to a part where Kiwi users stalked him, and attacked his friend Ken by setting him on fire. This all took place (in the scary ass mind of Russ) right before the trial last December. I kept waiting for the dream sequence bit from earlier in the book but there wasn't one. He believes his story actually happened.

Anyone who followed him online knows for damn sure Russ was manic before the court date. He was posting 10+ times daily on Facebook. He wasn't in any hospital with anyone the weeks leading up to the trial. If he were, he would've posted about it.
Molotov cocktails?! Is this guy serious? He might be more delusional than ADF at this point and that's saying something.

...It infected the *lights*?

Has someone been listening to Weird Al's "Virus Alert" and thinking it's serious?
Congrats to Null for creating the world's first poltergeist virus! :lol:
 
Ok so I’ve read through the book.

The first thing that struck me was how jealous he is of Skordas. You can taste his bitterness towards someone who is actually a qualified lawyer. He trashes him repeatedly in the book and calls him unethical, a scum bucket, a liar.

The TLDR of this book is Russ detailing how he basically stalked Taylor Swift and then REEEEing over being called a stalker. Oh and shadowy figures in SLC tried to kill him multiple times because apparently small claims court suits are serious business.
 
That dedication. Of all the ridiculous bullshit in this self-serving, psychotic pamphlet, the dedication is the proverbial last straw.

How very fucking dare he involve that young woman and her tragic death. The book on it's own is a stark glimpse into the mindset of this disgusting human being, but he's really fucking done it this time. :mad:

KF's leaving reviews - if you really must, focus on that dedication. Anyone reading this travesty will know he's a fucking moron, but people need to know how low he has stooped to involve this girl.

Rage. Fucking rage. Wouldn't it be nice if there were a kickstarter for her family to sue Russ? I'll make it rain if there is.
 
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