Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Dysnomia]

wow

I just found out about this family through this thread and I was reading the blog post about the shit explosion where Gwen kept referring their daughter as Polly Pocket, an inanimate object, and I had no idea who she was referring to until the end. She only called Lola by her actual name ONCE, otherwise it was “Polly Ann Pocket”. That’s pretty fucking telling...

Well considering how she would dress them up like dolls in funny costumes it is rather disturbing. They can't protest to the constant photos because they have no idea what's going on. If they were actual sassy teens they'd tell Gwen to leave them alone and stop embarrassing them online.

 

[AnOminous]

Well considering how she would dress them up like dolls in funny costumes it is rather disturbing. They can't protest to the constant photos because they have no idea what's going on. If they were actual sassy teens they'd tell Gwen to leave them alone and stop embarrassing them online.

She dresses them up as shit like lobsters, a barely sentient animal that you drop in a pot alive to boil it to death and then eat it. She has weird ideas of cute. Sadly, a lobster probably has more intelligence than either of the potatoes.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

I can't decide if my favourite part is Lola's face or Claire wearing lipstick while giving her brother the sexy side-eye.

Lola's fuckin feet tho

 

[Muscle Bra]

Sadly, a lobster probably has more intelligence than either of the potatoes.

A lobster can feed itself, move itself, and survive on its own. There's no "probably" about it...

 

[Fannyscum]

Claire's arms in that photo look like pure agony. So long, thin and bowed.... fuck me. If those things can feel any pain I hope Gwen gets to experience it herself through some cruel twist of prolonged irony.

 

[Trombonista]

That right thumb...

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I think they feel pain.

 

[latter day taint]

I think they feel pain.

They may not process pain like a healthy human but I think they feel it, too. It's child abuse to allow them to live like this without medication.

 

[CWCissey]

It's child abuse to allow them to live

FTFY.

 

[latter day taint]

FTFY.

 

[Barbarella]

They may not process pain like a healthy human but I think they feel it, too. It's child abuse to allow them to live like this without medication.

I’m not sure they do feel pain, but IMO, it doesn’t matter. Since nobody knows, err on the side of caution and not letting them live a lifetime of suffering, and give them some meds.

She’s never tried it. What if she did, and Lola suddenly slept a few hours at a time. What if their limbs relaxed a little?

She so afraid it’ll kill them she’d rather have them in misery.

A mother is supposed to want her child not to suffer. I don’t get Gwen. A couple months of pain for the greater good-healing from a burn or something, is one thing. A lifetime of unrelenting pain for nothing is another. No real mom wants that for her kids.

And likely they don’t feel it-I don’t think they have enough brain. But I could be wrong. If they were my kids, I’d try to ease that muscle rigidity that’s so bad they are deformed with joints pulled out of sockets. The risk would be worth it for me.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Ok, so who's channel on YT and Dailymotion is "Gwen's Deranged Hartley Hooligans Fun Channel"?
Nice piano music on the michigan one.

He started out with a channel of Jaxon Buell videos called '' Jaxon 'The Creature' Buell''. Then he added Hartley Hooligan videos to the channel, but the channel kept getting taken down so he separated them into two channels, I guess so that if one gets taken down, the other will still be up.
I've seen people criticize this guy and the people that comment on his channel, because they can seem a bit mean spirited or cruel for the sake of being cruel, but I think the guy and his subscribers actually make a lot of salient points about the crazy parents of these poor unfortunate creatures. Also, some of his titles/descriptions of the videos are funny as hell.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I've seen people criticize this guy and the people that comment on his channel, because they can seem a bit mean spirited or cruel for the sake of being cruel, but I think the guy and his subscribers actually make a lot of salient points about the crazy parents of these poor unfortunate creatures.

You *must* be new here. Two of the most common complaints white knights throw at us are also "mean-spirited" and "cruel for the sake of being cruel", so that kind of criticism isn't going to faze most of us 'round these parts.

And, oddly enough, lots of folks here at the Farms also make salient points about many of our cows.

Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

 

[heathercho]

I don't know why it has a magnifying glass, it's blind.

Gwen has a whole cornucopia of Halloween pictures up.
Claire does not move in any of them, but Gwen structures the photos around her frozen pose, making her look almost alive. Lola still shits self and does nothing.

Spoiler: Hartley Horrorshow

 

[Muttnik]

Cal looks so done in the pointing pic. Poor guy. Hang in there, bud.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Cal's face whenever he has to hold a gremlin is just full of agony and suffering. And fear that he's going to have shit all over himself very soon.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I don't know why it has a magnifying glass, it's blind.

Gwen has a whole cornucopia of Halloween pictures up.
Claire does not move in any of them, but Gwen structures the photos around her frozen pose, making her look almost alive. Lola still shits self and does nothing.

Spoiler: Hartley Horrorshow

This entire thread is an American Horror Story. How have they not laid these "gods rejects" to sleep in an orange 5 gallon Home Depot bucket is beyond me.

 

[MysticMisty]

Cal looks so done in the pointing pic. Poor guy. Hang in there, bud.

He also has to put a hand on the Mystery Machine dog to keep it from running off. Incidentally the top picture illustrates what I mean about the photos Gwen prefers. Since Lola's eyes are looking in upward directions it looks like Lola is (mostly) looking at whoever is taking the picture. At least that's the way fundies and the uninformed can easily view it as.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't know why it has a magnifying glass, it's blind.

Gwen has a whole cornucopia of Halloween pictures up.
Claire does not move in any of them, but Gwen structures the photos around her frozen pose, making her look almost alive. Lola still shits self and does nothing.

Spoiler: Hartley Horrorshow

That last photo, ugh. Poor Cal has to put his hands on his teenage sister’s upper thigh and have her sit on his lap to make mommy happy. Just a normal sassy teen thing, yo! Just looking at her limbs gives me muscle cramps.

wonder how many times poor Cal has been shit on thanks to Mom insisting on him holding the girls? Poor guy probably does love them though.

He might suffer from some strange form of genetic survivors guilt that he ended up healthy yet his two sisters ended up as potatoes. I️ wonder how often he’s pondered how he could have shared their fate? Probably one reason he seems so patient and willing to go along with Gwen’s shit.

 

[melty]

He also has to put a hand on the Mystery Machine dog to keep it from running off. Incidentally the top picture illustrates what I mean about the photos Gwen prefers. Since Lola's eyes are looking in upward directions it looks like Lola is (mostly) looking at whoever is taking the picture. At least that's the way fundies and the uninformed can easily view it as.

Lola seems to always be looking up. In the mainstream news interview they did, Lola was facing the camera straight on but only capable of looking up which made her only look more inhuman. Gwen has mastered the MySpace angle, except instead of making them look skinnier it makes them look like they might have a brain.