Pooh's Adventures of Autism - The Most Autistic Crossovers You Will Ever Find

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ban @The-Psychid for necroing this thread
then bring him back because he's here forever now
some twitter screens where nobody every replies to him. mostly yugioh sperging into the void and asking for ideas about bad fanfics.
Cole should post his fics here for us to rate.
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Nothing says 'loud house lolcow fanbrat' than coming here and being a lolcow loud house fanbrat
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ban @The-Psychid for necroing this thread
then bring him back because he's here forever now
some twitter screens where nobody every replies to him. mostly yugioh sperging into the void and asking for ideas about bad fanfics.
Cole should post his fics here for us to rate.
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Nothing says 'loud house lolcow fanbrat' than coming here and being a lolcow loud house fanbrat
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lmao at him speaking about his 'neck fat'.
But remember, he is totally skinny, almost anorexic, dudes.

Somehow, the thing of some completely autistic idiot coming here and instantly halaling themselves in their first post never gets old. Or stops happening.

I think it's a subconscious plea for attention that their mom and dad don't give them
 
So he has a character who literally flies into an autistic screeching tard rage.

It's a recurring theme with those angsty animu kids, isn't it? They have a super special OC or turn their favorite character into a emo teenager mess. What amazes me is that this dude is fucking 24 and still thinks that having r.etard breakdowns and smashing shit is cool and the way to go through adult life.

And of fucking course, Yu-Gi-Oh and Steven Universe will mash together on his super cool fapfic

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While we're on the topic of Pooh's adventure spergs, has anyone seen the pure amount of autism the anti-Pooh's adventures side brings?

What's worse than people smashing together characters that have nothing in common and forcing them into nonsense adventures?
People who make reaction images bashing them.
 
People make prints out of the darndest things.
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On his Fanfiction page, our friend has mentioned stereotypes about himself that he is so fed up with hearing. Let me list them:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Mostly newspaper comics)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Damn you, Internet media!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

EDIT: Oops. My bad.
 
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On his Fanfiction page, our friend has mentioned stereotypes about himself that he is so fed up with hearing. Let me list them:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Mostly newspaper comics)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Damn you, Internet media!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
Shit, I swear I remember seeing this exact copypasta on kids' MySpace profiles like over a decade ago. Nice to see a grown man using it as well.
 
Shit, I swear I remember seeing this exact copypasta on kids' MySpace profiles like over a decade ago. Nice to see a grown man using it as well.

Also from his FF.net profile:
98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
 
People make prints out of the darndest things.
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On his Fanfiction page, our friend has mentioned stereotypes about himself that he is so fed up with hearing. Let me list them:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Mostly newspaper comics)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Damn you, Internet media!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

EDIT: Oops. My bad.
Some of these lines don't make any sense, like who the hell thinks Polish people wear socks with sandals. Also I'm pretty sure letting your hair get greasy is proof that you have shit hygiene.
 
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