Lolcow Johnny Hex - Inbred Youtube Metal Enthusiast

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Why is he making angry rant videos while taking a shower? How do you get angry while showering? Why is he leaning in so close to the camera that it's just a super zoom on his balding hair? Is everyone who has gauged ears a lolcow?

Practically everything he says is worthy of quoting. From 6:50 into "Sick of people using me": "Karma's gonna get your asses, and I hope it makes your life miserable... even to my enemies! I hope your life is a hell... painful... mentally exhausting... I condemn you all!"

According to that video, he's 20 years old, which is just sad. He does not look 20. I hope you got archives of his shit, because cows spook easy.

Edit: Another great quote, from around 9 minutes into the same video, "I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, til you piss me off and bring the sodomy out" (I think he's trying to say 'bring this side of me out', but it's not what it sounds like.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
There's no lengthy drama associated with this guy so far and I've really just seen bizarre shit he's posted here and there, but he does random rant videos about his personal problems in a 2008 era Chris-chan style I think some of you might have fun with. Reminds me of GothicKingCobra.



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Please give more information about the lolcow apart from just 3 videos, such as his other accounts, or explaining why he's funny.

Good reference will be this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/opening-post-101.14820/
 
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Alan Pardew said:
Please give more information about the lolcow apart from just 3 videos, such as his other accounts, or explaining why he's funny.

Good reference will be this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/opening-post-101.14820/
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Yeah I don't know much about him and can't really give any backround other than "Look at the bizarre shit he's doing".

If it's no good just yank the thread, I'm not entirely sure he has an established internet presence outside of the YouTube channel.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
There's no lengthy drama associated with this guy so far and I've really just seen bizarre shit he's posted here and there, but he does random rant videos about his personal problems in a 2008 era Chris-chan style I think some of you might have fun with. Reminds me of GothicKingCobra.



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This reminds me of Alexander Jahans. The fact he took a video in the shower and just started yelling about random shit all the while looking like a full-blown degenerate autistic form of Jeff Holiday makes it that much sweeter
 
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