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kmacdowell

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The guy from Powder posting like 6 microphone reviews/criticisms a day with barely any views. Claims to be a voice over expert but uploads voice overs of terrible quality from a noisy room with breathing noises etc.

Passes himself off as a total authority but clearly just reads information from other sources. E-begs for money to buy more microphones. Constantly says he's quitting YouTube etc.

Capitalizes every word in every title in classic lolcow fashion. Example:

"I'm Reaching Perfection And You're A Total Loser"

http://archive.is/vcI2n

Insightful replies to his loyal viewers
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Temporary channel name changed to beg for money
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Fuck you jewish cunt said:
Do you have any screencaps? Any funny spergouts? Anything that shows this guy is a lolcow?
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Millions of videos a day, along with one example of "quitting."
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More quitting

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More quitting

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More

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Also repeats other subjects, but they're more mic-specific so less interesting to the average person. Also posts donation links in every vid, has vids asking for money to buy microphones

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The fact that he uploads literally over 10 videos a day sometimes just rambling shows he obviously is so obsessed with microphones that taking about them is his whole life. But he also obviously lives in a shit dirty room, does not offer professional advice, claims to be a huge expert, begs for money in hopes of making a living off of YouTube, etc.

Less genuine extreme freakouts and more like Jason Blaha in that there are people who are convinced he's legit, but they're lonelier and sadder than he is.
 
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kmacdowell said:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9hby0dYOLAzlwxe1Msc09w/videos

The guy from Powder posting like 6 microphone reviews/criticisms a day with barely any views. Claims to be a voice over expert but uploads voice overs of terrible quality from a noisy room with breathing noises etc.

Passes himself off as a total authority but clearly just reads information from other sources. E-begs for money to buy more microphones. Constantly says he's quitting YouTube etc.

Capitalizes every word in every title in classic lolcow fashion. Example:

"I'm Reaching Perfection And You're A Total Loser"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8UygP-CH0
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Any archives at least?
Smells like a personal army request.
 
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princess13456789 said:
Any archives at least?
Smells like a personal army request.
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Sincerest apologies if that's the rule/etiquette. I'll edit the direct links. Definitely don't have a stake and there's no point in directly harassing him. I just want to expose acts of pushing falsehood while posing as a unique expert.

It's not the autism, it's the lies and the bullshit, similar to the kind other lolcows use to garner sympathy.
 
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kmacdowell said:
Sincerest apologies if that's the rule/etiquette. I'll edit the direct links. Definitely don't have a stake and there's no point in directly harassing him. I just want to expose acts of pushing falsehood while posing as a unique expert.

It's not the autism, it's the lies and the bullshit, similar to the kind other lolcows use to garner sympathy.
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Yep personal army request.
 
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It's like a pathetic version of Kevin Bull from American Ninja Warrior.

Except instead of being an inspiration to kids suffering from hair loss syndrome by being a fucking amazing expert at parkour and stock trading, this dipstick sits at home all day talking into electronics.

Not seeing why he's noteworthy though.
 
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