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oi vey 60 gorillion people find DSP entertaining

then more than half the population agree this is the best song in the world, but then it doesn't matter since everyone on earth has listened to him anyway.
We are all big fans.

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As I said last time she cooked, Phil is going to descend into carb hell. She might meant well but we can assume all the meals Phil doesn't post are junk food or takeout and everything he does post from her is some combination of pasta breads and potatoes.

She better learn to cook some greens or all the diabetes jokes are gonna be more truthful.
 
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Kat could be avoiding the camera cause she probably saw a detractor video or read some forums about how scary she looked in those pics Phil posted when she first moved. It'd support the whole Phil going on a "Ban KiwiFarms trolls on my forums" thing. Or she coulda watched a video.
it makes sense that if she was a fan of phil or something that she wouldn't be able to look away from KF despite phil insisting his fans stay away.
 
oi vey 60 gorillion people find DSP entertaining

That's got to be quite a few bots to get those numbers.

I'm kidding, clearly each of those 8 billion views is a single, unique viewer. No one watched more than one video and only watched that video once.

Which is sad because if he has so many YouTube viewers, why he only has 450 subs on Twitch?
 
That's got to be quite a few bots to get those numbers.

I'm kidding, clearly each of those 8 billion views is a single, unique viewer. No one watched more than one video and only watched that video once.

Which is sad because if he has so many YouTube viewers, why he only has 450 subs on Twitch?
It's just him trying to make himself look more popular than he actually is. Funny thing is, he was (somewhat) popular by 2009 YouTube standards, so I don't see why he needed to exaggerate. Isn't having a high number of views and a low number of subscribers usually a bad sign, by the way?
 
It's just him trying to make himself look more popular than he actually is.

Yes I do understand that, hence the over exaggerated joke. You are definitely right though, he had good, respectable numbers and he needn't have inflated those numbers. He could have worded it like, "50 million views doesn't seem that bad for a boring lets player." It would have been a far less bullshit response.
 
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Second time he calls out pewdiepie, only this time he said some kid called him out on a fighting stream, irony in the fact he got buttmad someone was "lying about him pulling a knife at EVO and being banned" but then lies about pewdiepie being all of these derogatory names because he caters to his audience.

Literal jealousy

Funny to note that the one who said that, Cloud805, just got his info wrong. Someone else with a somewhat similar handle was the one who had the knife, and Cloud just figured it was Phil, because of how infamous he is.

How many fucking time has Phil blatantly gotten stuff wrong about others, and then been called out on it? I've honestly lost count. But the one time someone genuinely gets something incorrect about him (with no hatred or insidious reason for it, just a simple mistake), he loses his shit.
 
It kills me that its saturday night, and his girlfriend hasn't even been heard of since the photo he plastered on instagram. I mean, its been twice weeks. You'd think he'd go for a walk with her--a movie--take more cheesy, awkwardly positioned photos of them drinking beer. Nope. He's shut in his room/office, meanwhile we're left to assume she's in her office or downstairs or in the kitchen, perhaps she's outside talking to neighbors. Who knows? We only know of her from what Phillip shares. It kills me to think she is not his girlfriend but is just a twitch streamer in a business proposition. Someone who is working with Phil to make money.

She could be getting some cheeky messages on her shiny new Playstation Pro from Tyrone. Thatll reqlly fuck Phil off. Better yet she could be playing Overwatch in party with Tyro, Leanne, Fred Fucks, Rambo and Howard. Wouldnt it be utterly incredible if Kat was just going in there with the intention tofuck Philover. :)
 
She could be getting some cheeky messages on her shiny new Playstation Pro from Tyrone. Thatll reqlly fuck Phil off. Better yet she could be playing Overwatch in party with Tyro, Leanne, Fred Fucks, Rambo and Howard. Wouldnt it be utterly incredible if Kat was just going in there with the intention tofuck Philover. :)
kat IS fred fuchs
 
phil's prestreams are in themselves a stream of salt. "people who make fun of me, they do it because 'its the cool thing to do' maybe because (brain stops working) because maybe they have shortcomings... or have no confidence so they make fun of me to make them feel good"
those new twitch rules will severely fuck him if he keeps this up. like now he's just making baseless assertions on ones intentions when calling him out
 
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