Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Unrealistic expectations about the opposite sex (AKA putting that pussy/penis on a pedestal). I'd argue this is the ur-pussy deflector, because it distorts your perception of what is a workable approach to flirting and leads to excessive fear, or excessive confidence, and overall cringiness. That girl's not a life support system for her pussy, she has an individual mindset, preferences, dreams, hopes and fears you can better understand for a closer emotional understanding (or exploit for maximal sex access if you're some kinda PUA). You gotta touch her heart before you can touch her poon.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Having a penis that’s too big and being too handsome and intelijent and good at sex.
:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:

 

[Uncle Warren]

Lying on the internet for attention.

 

[Raging Capybara]

 

[AnOminous]

Cruise's problem isn't that he's a manlet, it's that he's an insane cultist.

 

[SoGoose]

When your steam account shows this

 

[Sperglord Dante]

 

[John Furrman]

Being a furry.

 

[Splendid]

Being a furry.

In my experience, modern furries lose their virginity at a very young age.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

When your steam account shows this

You'll never make girls wet with your mad gamer skillz if you're only playing 25 hours a week. For shame.

 

[CIA Nigger]

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

no fucking way that the first one is real
the second one i can believe but that- that is..... horrifying

In my experience, modern furries lose their virginity at a very young age.

indeed. Unfortunately.

 

[AnOminous]

In my experience, modern furries lose their virginity at a very young age.

If they're male, but it's their anal virginity and it's to pedophiles.

 

[Splendid]

If they're male, but it's their anal virginity and it's to pedophiles.

Hey man, a popped cherry is a popped cherry. Just ask the Saudis.

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

Hey man, a popped cherry is a popped cherry. Just ask the Saudis.

or the Spartans

 

[El Garbage]

 

[BurningPewter]

being a gentle anime fan with female friends you believe are gonna any day now see the sweet guy was right in front of them all along

 

[aqua sama]

beeing gay.

 

[Desire Lines]

beeing gay.

Spoiler: don't open this

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Check out the hand-drawn Sonic in the upper left corner.