FB: 8/16/14 SO THERE (again)

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It was a very long message. Many people may not want to bother reading it, so as a service to the CWCki forums, I will summarize it paragraph by paragraph

Paragraph 1/Salutation: "Pay attention"
Paragraph 2: "Scratch that, stop paying attention to me, leave me alone"
Paragraph 3: "I hate males"
Paragraph 4: "Scratch that, I am open and tolerant to everyone"
Paragraph 5/6: "Scratch that, don't bother leaving me alone, keep bothering me"
Paragraph 7: "Even better, here are some ways you can bother me even more"
Paragraph 8: "I am ignoring you (with the exception of paragraphs 1-7)"
Paragraph 9: "I win"
 
Muncie Anderson said:
Sonichu, Rosechu, dozens of assorted character recolors, and the other voices in Chris' head. And Anna.

That's quite an army Chris has backing him, isn't it?
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Especially considering the only ally in the real world isn't really backing him anyway.
 
knux said:
What is riling him up so much of late? Are people actually pestering him?
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My best guess would be that he reads the forums and the comments here are not very flattering towards Chris. Not that he would have to look at the posts posted in here, but the majority of his commission customer base is probably here, in the "You and Your Autographed 8x10's thread" so he keeps checking up what people write about him. He has restricted comments in his Facebook to friends only and apparently these days he's extremely paranoid about who he accepts as his friend and who not.

knux said:
Oh and everything for the last 7 years is completely fabricated, despite video and email evidence?
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He probably refers to posts that say he's homosexual or pedophile / incestuous person. While I'd be really reluctant to defend Chris's alleged heterosexuality, it would seem that he has genuine sexual attraction towards females so he's not a 100% homo at the very least.
 
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Chrissy hates men because of his own inadequacies. He can't compete with other men so he tries to relate to women by trying to transform into a female it shows that any male aspect of himself makes him feel weak and uncomfortable, he resents his own penis. I think at this point Barb is the only thing stopping Chris from becoming a full blown Chrissy.
 
Most of Chris's bullshittery just makes me either a bit frustrated or laugh, but when he fucks around with the LGBTQ moniker it gets me genuinely mad. Not enough to care about it after I leave the forum, but for the next 5 minutes I'm going to be pretty pissed and want to strangle him.
 
timtommy said:
It was a very long message. Many people may not want to bother reading it, so as a service to the CWCki forums, I will summarize it paragraph by paragraph

Paragraph 1/Salutation: "Pay attention"
Paragraph 2: "Scratch that, stop paying attention to me, leave me alone"
Paragraph 3: "I hate males"
Paragraph 4: "Scratch that, I am open and tolerant to everyone"
Paragraph 5/6: "Scratch that, don't bother leaving me alone, keep bothering me"
Paragraph 7: "Even better, here are some ways you can bother me even more"
Paragraph 8: "I am ignoring you (with the exception of paragraphs 1-7)"
Paragraph 9: "I win"
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Really?
Winning, huh?

Reminds me of another lolcow who ranted about "winning".


Oh wait.
Was that a typo?
Should't that have read

Queen Fartington said:
Paragraph 1/Salutation: "I Whine"
Paragraph 2: "Scratch that, "I Whine"
Paragraph 3: "I Whine"
Paragraph 4: "I Whine"
Paragraph 5/6: "I Whine"
Paragraph 7: "I Whine"
Paragraph 8: "I Whine"
Paragraph 9: "I AM TRANSWOMAN, HEAR ME WHINE!"
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I am sure someone is going to write a creepy pasta with the general plot of Chris turning slowly into a more ugly looking women-thing much to Barbs disapproval then one day he looks in the mirror, sees Barb. He had been dressing in Barbs clothes and talking to his reflection all along following a nervous breakdown upon Barbs death years prior lol.
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I wonder when someone is going to point out how Chris said that he would get a sex change if he wanted to have sex with men.
 
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