Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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As if Rebecca has.
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So art is only art if someone gives another person a blowjob for an interview/ review?

 

[Water-T]

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Your doctor diagnosed you as "overweight" because your weight is over the average that has been agreed on by numerous doctors as healthy.

Why is it that biped manatees like Becky act like they know more than their doctors about human physiology? "I mean, just because you can't see where my ankles start and my calves end, and my blood has the consistency and odor of birthday cake frosting, but I'm totally healthy, doc! You're just jealous that my curves are so sexay!"

 

[Hellfire]

Someone called out RRRREEEbecca for RRRREEEEEing about supposedly being too poor to buy medicine while constantly paying for hair dye and multiple trips to Disneyland a month.

They deleted their tweets and left this:

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Q: Medication or rent?

A: Motherfuckin' DISNEYLAND!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Here’s a simple question then: how are you able to afford all of the food you eat at your weekly Disneyland trips, if you’re too poor to buy medication?

 

[repentance]

Here’s a simple question then: how are you able to afford all of the food you eat at your weekly Disneyland trips, if you’re too poor to buy medication?

Also, why was Becks having her hair done by students at a college if her mother was paying for her appointments? I'm pretty sure that when she had a meltdown, she specifically said she used the college because she couldn't afford normal salon visits.

 

[Wargarbl]

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Too poor? Just last week, she assured us she's a very successful professional with a great career that is providing for others. Now she's too poor to buy medical essentials? Fucking coherence, how does it work?

Also, Becky's not THAT fat. Her chunkiness is greatly outweighed by her looking at least 15 years older than she is, even with her Hot Topic sea monster hair. She looks like a chubby, addled mom having a little rebellion against her bland suburban life.

 

[Quasar]

Also, Becky's not THAT fat. Her chunkiness is greatly outweighed by her looking at least 15 years older than she is, even with her Hot Topic sea monster hair. She looks like a chubby, addled mom having a little rebellion against her bland suburban life.

At least she seems to have gotten over the misapprehension that her idea of looking "submissive" (namely staring down and refusing to look at the camera) would make her attractive.

Now she stares into the camera with her cold, dead eyes and gives her natural, creepy smile. We get a serial killer instead of the abused child now.

....still creepy, but seems to be a bit more honest

 

[Water-T]

Someone called out RRRREEEbecca for RRRREEEEEing about supposedly being too poor to buy medicine while constantly paying for hair dye and multiple trips to Disneyland a month.

Listen, Becky - if you have to post a multi-tweet screed about why you "deserve" expensive trips to Disney, then you really don't.

Here's a simple explanation on why people are calling out your e-begging, featuring your newest Twitter pal, Jake Alley:

"Jake Alley constantly moans and bitches about how much he needs money so he doesn't have to live in a car and eat from dumpsters. So therefore, Jake posts links to such lifesaving necessities such as pretty dresses and Pathfinder books".

 

[Very Honest Content]

Top 10 Ways Becky Could Ruin Pesach:

1) Bringing challah to the seder and setting it on some of the Passover dishes.

2) Whining that the recitation of the plagues is ableist against those with skin conditions due to the "boils" section.

3) Claiming that the eating of maror triggers her because it reminds her of the bitterness of misgendering.

4) Arguing that God was being transphobic by not checking the gender identity of Egypt's firstborn sons.

5) Issuing content warnings before each ceremonial handwashing, in case any OCD guests could be made uncomfortable by the appropriation of their struggle.

6) Complaining that the brisket at the main meal isn't as good as the one they have at Disneyland, and where are the cheesy potatoes, anyway?

7) Protesting that opening the door for Elijah will make her feel unsafe.

8) Claiming it's abusive to call a child "wicked" for having tough questions about Passover.

9) Insists on hunting for the afikomen along with the children, then won't return it before midnight unless they fund her Paypal account for the next three months.

10) "Next year, in Palestine!"

You numbered these backwards, but otherwise, it was perfect in every way other than numerically.

She only pretends she's a man when she's losing a Twitter argument or tormenting her parents. I doubt it's a real concern for her.

Or for oppression points left out there on the table to potentially claim.

The streak of yet another pass in front of the other paying customers at the theme park failing to fix what's the underlying problem with the unhappiest fat bitch on earth continues unbroken. Shocking, I know...

Sell the passes in Orange County, use money from sale to buy allergy medication. Someone who is a successful metadata entry drone can figure this out unless you're pretending to be exceptional for more money from the cucks. In which case, you are Reeeebecca.

 

[Leibowitz]

Too poor? Just last week, she assured us she's a very successful professional with a great career that is providing for others. Now she's too poor to buy medical essentials? Fucking coherence, how does it work?

At the risk of inventing another gender for Tumblr to abuse, I think Becky is victimfluid. She's the longsuffering but successful breadwinner, no wait, she's the dependant and impovrished housewife! She's fat, no wait, she's not fat, you're just fatphobic! She's an oppressed and marginalized gamer, no wait, all gamers are bigoted cismale scum! Becky just wants to eat her cake and have it too, and don't you dare call her out, you fatphobes.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It's amazing how there are people willing to pay for everything unnecessary in Rebecca's life but those same people are nowhere to be found when she has things important enough to beg for.

I mean, it would be amazing if it were true

Does anyone believe this liar? I mean, REALLY believe her? I doubt it.

 

[Next Task]

I bet Jake Alley believes her.

Which shows the level of delusional you'd have to be to accept her on anything like face value.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

At the risk of inventing another gender for Tumblr to abuse, I think Becky is victimfluid. She's the longsuffering but successful breadwinner, no wait, she's the dependant and impovrished housewife! She's fat, no wait, she's not fat, you're just fatphobic! She's an oppressed and marginalized gamer, no wait, all gamers are bigoted cismale scum! Becky just wants to eat her cake and have it too, and don't you dare call her out, you fatphobes.

I personally enjoyed I’m fat but it’s just my ass and boobs! I still claim fatphobic but in a humblebrag, it’s my tits and ass super sexual fat!
Your third chin and lunch lady arms say otherwise, Becky.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Mr. Klein seems to have deep vein thrombosis, which Becky claims is a “near-death experience.” Perhaps getting up from the couch would do them both some good. She also took her PayPal link down from Twitter, but we all know that won’t last.

 

[melty]

She's also inconsistent in her claims in just a few tweets. First, she says she can't trade salon appointments for "allergy serum." Then, she says her mom pays for salon appointments but doesn't support her being mentally ill or trans. What does that have to do with allergies? Does her mom not support allergies either? Love how she complains about mom's horrible narcissistic salon appointments but she's perfectly happy to keep going to them. Not that I believe any of this shit anyway.

 

[Hellfire]

RRRREEEEEEEbecca

Spoiler

"Not all liberals are good, but all politically conservative people are bad"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"So when are we going to start a crackdown on all the young white men terrorizing our country?"
-Well, they chased him down and shot him after he blew himself up so... yesterday?

"I NEED TO STIIMMM"
- Rebecca is a selfish cunt that doesn't care if everyone else in the room is uncomfortable because it's more important that she is comfortable at all times

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

but all politically conservative people are bad"

Funny how that doesn't stop her from taking Mami & Papi's (documented and registered Republicans) money.

 

[Hellfire]

During her spergout about totally being poor despite constant hair dyes at the salon (when she doesn't decide to sit on Twitter and making up lies about the stylists for asspats) and multiple Disneyland trips every month, someone supposedly told RRREEEEbecca that she should shave off her hair to save money.

Rebecca, who claims she is really a man, claims that seeing her long, SOS pad hair in the mirror helps with her totally real dysphoria. One would think a man would not want a feminine hair style. Oh, all of this sperging was being done at work and she says she was left "shaking."