1:35:45 Jay's bizzare laugh causes his mic to phase
1:35:25 "my mullet, my grin, my BOOM voice"
1:57:56 Jay's 'Golden Knight' came from Sonic Adventure 2
1:59:00 Jay calls his audience "minions". Blathers about how he wants to be a legend. Backtracks from "minions" around 1:59:40
2:00:30 apologises for offending, sounds incredibly insincere
2:08:09 "what do you think I am? A pedophile?" *laughs*
2:09:21 Gives out "Amanda's" "full name"; she is his "cutie sexy Blah-sum". Tries to guilt-trip her into participating in the stream via Skype. He wants everyone to hear her "Bit-tish accent".
2:11:03 his parents know "the epicness they have given birth to" They love him, he loves them.
2:11:30 "friends and fans - kinda the same thing really"
2:12:54 "Kiwi Forums"
2:15:01 Jay lists the things that MotLW rips off. PPG, Bomberman the Second Attack - but not Iron Man
2:17:10 Jay explains in detail how nettles work, adds that they're "quite kinky"
2:22:28 Jay invokes the Nuremburg defence for killing the squirrels "I had my orders!"
2:23:09 Jay admits killing squirrels was a pleasure
2:23:26 Jay impersonates a chewing squirrel. The music makes it more disturbing
2:24:03 Jay wants to be famous by "now. Or maybe a couple years from now"
2:23:38 Jay's run for class president was AWESOME but he didn't make the cut, maybe they didn't like his speech about how everything was great
2:25:03 Jay didn't win
2:25:21 "I don't renember. And even if I did I rather not."
2:27:59 "I praise you mortals for drawing epic fan art!"
2:28:39 Jay did NOT get aroused from killing squirrels
2:29:10 It would be Jay's pleasure to kill a human who was proving themselves evil
2:29:42 Evil is stuff like death threats, unprovoked murder attempts, destroying stuff, robbing. Jay would kill vandals and robbers with pleasure.
2:30:43 "Killing in war is cool 'cos it's war" The only reason Jay isn't a marine is because it's not all about killing. He'd be Lt or Cpt Jay otherwise.
2:32:00 Jay doesn't think he'll take art classes
2:40:55 Jay foot fetish as a boy
2:41:15 Kiwi forums must die; killed his sweetheart
2:41:32 "anyway"
2:43:38 Jay insists Gloryhammer is not a parody band. Weird Al is. They have the epic story of Angus McFife, Prince of the Land of Fife.
2:44:15 "love me or hate, I am all of me"
2:45:25 Jay reads a review pointing out Gloryhammer is a parody. Jay still thinks they're awesome.
2:46:19 It's still epic to him, dammit
2:48:37 Jay sings!
2:50:10 Jay loves a piece of fan art. Sings some more
2:50:50 Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
2:51:20 'Singing' intensifies. Jay goes screamo.
2:51:40 "I sound like a re-tard. And I'm out of breath"
2:54:52 Jay can't pronounce "ableit", says "al-bite".
3:01:56 Jay normally gets his butt whupped in multiplayer games
3:02:20 "Everyone deserves a chance. EVERYone. Even the autistic and Downs' syndromes"
4:06:23 "she is my heartsweet"
4:07:41 "my heart level is 100%"
4:08:16 "my love quest is oficially over"
4:09:21 love sigh
4:10:23 Jay can't pronounce "bestow", says "
4:22:07 - 4:23:04 Jay plays air guitar, 'sings', and sways to some very manly music.
4:50:58 our hero gets reported to the Jerkops
4:52:27 Jay holds his head in his hands