Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

[GS 281]

@Mason Verger If @Ride says it's him, then I'm pretty sure it's him, because Ride is very good at what they do.

@Ride sorta knew it was this guy for almost a week. He was just holding back to see if there was more he could collect.

 

[Done]

@Ride sorta knew it was this guy for almost a week. He was just holding back to see if there was more he could collect.

Not to mention that it would take at least an above-average know-how to frame someone this effectively. Nah this is the real Jack Jankowski.

And to whoever is saying that he only meant to do good by Chris, don't, this is a person who not only openly flaunted the fact that he gave Chris money, got him to do weird videos, but also admitted to prankcalling Bob as well. He was a ween through and through.

Charity is always best done in secret, because you don't want to embarrass the person you gave money and make them look like a beggar (even if it was Chris), the fact that he did the complete opposite despite all warnings to the contrary tells you that this was not done with charitable intentions, furthermore, if he gave Chris $1,200 and kept his mouth shut about it, then he wouldn't have gotten a word from any of us, at best he would have been a mystery to us, but he wanted a CWCki page so bad.. and he promptly got one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not to mention that it would take at least an above-average know-how to frame someone this effectively. Nah this is the real Jack Jankowski.

And to whoever is saying that he only meant to do good by Chris, don't, this is a person who not only openly flaunted the fact that he gave Chris money, got him to do weird videos, but also admitted to prankcalling Bob as well. He was a ween through and through.

Charity is always best done in secret, because you don't want to embarrass the person you gave money and make them look like a beggar, the fact that he did the complete opposite despite all warnings to the contrary tells you that this was not done with charitable intentions, furthermore, if he gave Chris $1,200 and kept his mouth shut about it, then he wouldn't have gotten a word from any of us, at best he would have been a mystery to us, but he wanted a CWCki page so bad.. and he promptly got one.

I hope he doesn't get a Cwcki page. This dumbass doesn't deserve what he wants from us. He also didn't do enough to warrant one; he's less relevant than TrashRaider and is about as relevant as the guy who gave Chris $1000

 

[Rimjob Bob]

@Ride sorta knew it was this guy for almost a week. He was just holding back to see if there was more he could collect.

I told him I'd be willing to remove his mom's phone number in exchange for all his interactions with Chris.

 

[GS 281]

I told him I'd be willing to remove his mom's phone number in exchange for all his interactions with Chris.

So you told an autist to give you something through the threat of leaving his personal information on this website, knowing that he has a fear of that information being present on this website?

How is this not blackmail and extortion?

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

So Jack is going on a date with Chris to bronycon?

I hope everything works out for them. <3

 

[Zilortha]

I hope he doesn't get a Cwcki page. This dumbass doesn't deserve what he wants from us. He also didn't do enough to warrant one; he's less relevant than TrashRaider and is about as relevant as the guy who gave Chris $1000

I hope he does. I just hope the only thing it contains is his dox.

So you told an autist to give you something through the threat of leaving his personal information on this website, knowing that he has a fear of that information being present on this website?

How is this not blackmail and extortion?

Yeah... When you put it like that it sounds fucking terrible. Extortion isn't a good look. I think the only saving grace is that even if he's an autist, he has to know that his dox has been archived by this point, so it's kinda irrelevant. Pandora's box, etc.

 

[Quijibo69]

So Jack is going on a date with Chris to bronycon?

I hope everything works out for them. <3

They might get married and adopt a few kids. Who knows?

 

[Cato]

So you told an autist to give you something through the threat of leaving his personal information on this website, knowing that he has a fear of that information being present on this website?

How is this not blackmail and extortion?

This is some weenception shit right here. One idiot fucking with and blackmailing another idiot over the latter's attempt to exploit a lolcow for fame and asspats (while being the one actually being exploited).

Next let's see who will, in turn, fuck with @Rimjob Bob to add another layer to this.

 

[Asperchewy]

This whole time I was trying to dox that rock on his back porch in that "Yellow Hat" video. (Also I noticed he pulled all of his videos down as well.)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No one is going to hurt anyone you and your family are fine. The worst that could happen is your mom gets a couple JULAYY calls. In a week they will forget about it. Relax and drink a glass of water and while you are at it send us all the screen caps of your conversations with Chris.
If you really wanted to be his friend you wouldn't be sharing stuff with a group that mocks and makes fun of him. That's not what freinds do. Besides the only friends Chris will ever have is Barb and Sonichu.

I doubt he gives two duck squirts worth of crap about his family, if he did, he would have never involved himself with Chris. What Jack is worried about is his family finding out about him throwing money at a fat, bisexual transvestite. Finding out about Chris would get Jack a tard Wrangler for sure, they might even send him to a conversion therapy camp.

 

[4Macie]

I doubt he gives two duck squirts worth of crap about his family, if he did, he would have never involved himself with Chris. What Jack is worried about is his family finding out about him throwing money at a fat, bisexual transvestite. Finding out about Chris would get Jack a tard Wrangler for sure, they might even send him to a conversion therapy camp.

Makes sense though. He wanted the attention. But he wanted it on his terms. However, how he thought this was the correct way to do it? Who knows. Literally everyone who has said “I’ve given Chris $$$$” has been doxed. If not by us, by Chris himself.

Chris can’t even keep a girlfriend’s name secret for more than a month or two. He’s not going to keep someone who gave him money a secret.

At this point, it’s probably a safe bet that if you interact with Chris, he will dox you at some point.

 

[scared sheep]

Hindsight is 20-20, if it were me I'd have stopped the moment I thought about paying Chris 1200$ to suck my dick on video.

Well, you don't know when he'll stop saying he's bisexual, so you have to take the opportunity when it comes, you know.

Eugh.

 

[Rokko]

I doubt he gives two duck squirts worth of crap about his family, if he did, he would have never involved himself with Chris. What Jack is worried about is his family finding out about him throwing money at a fat, bisexual transvestite. Finding out about Chris would get Jack a tard Wrangler for sure, they might even send him to a conversion therapy camp.

I know you hate Chris and everybody who gives him money with a passion, but seriously, calm down here. Its obvious that "Jack" is incredibly autisic, but thats all. Giving money to chris does not qualify him for needing a tard-wrangler... You are really angry about all of that and I´d suggest to take abreak from Chris.

 

[James Howlett]

I know you hate Chris and everybody who gives him money with a passion, but seriously, calm down here. Its obvious that "Jack" is incredibly autisic, but thats all. Giving money to chris does not qualify him for needing a tard-wrangler... You are really angry about all of that and I´d suggest to take abreak from Chris.

Again, Chris getting money isn't what's annoying; it's the amount and the expectation. $1200 is going to get the same unfunny youtube interview that we've all seen several times and could've been purchased for $200. Stack on top of it, the fake innocence/sincerity of "Oh, my intentions were only good and pure..." which again, a Brony-con ticket and a hotel room would've been sufficient for half the actual dollar amount Chris got. It's not giving the money, it's pretending to give the money for any reason other than executing a failure of a youtube-hits scheme.

 

[Asperchewy]

He should've spent that $1200 on Lifelock.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Again, Chris getting money isn't what's annoying; it's the amount and the expectation. $1200 is going to get the same unfunny youtube interview that we've all seen several times and could've been purchased for $200. Stack on top of it, the fake innocence/sincerity of "Oh, my intentions were only good and pure..." which again, a Brony-con ticket and a hotel room would've been sufficient for half the actual dollar amount Chris got. It's not giving the money, it's pretending to give the money for any reason other than executing a failure of a youtube-hits scheme.

It seems to me that Jack got carried away with giving Chris money, because it looked like he did multiple smaller transactions that led up to the $1200 total. Correct me if I'm wrong. His story about having one last adventure before studies sounds like some desperation. His parents might be on his case to get his life going in a better direction, so he sort of retaliated by going full bore into an old interest of his, that being fucking with Chris Chan. Notice the trend of people interacting with Chris, feeling guilty about it and then giving Chris money? The difference with Jack Z is that he wants to have a big last hurrah where he really makes a mark in Christory before going to school again. Perhaps Jack is hoping that this will work out so well that he can be like Chris, he'll have such a following that maybe he too can sperg on the internet for play money like Chris does. Jack would rather be a celebrity lolcow than have the normal life his parents want for him.

 

[Cuntster]

You guys have it all wrong. Jack only coughed up the Bronycon money so Chris would be away from 14BC for an extended period. Why? So Barbara Anne Chandler would be alone and vulnerable.

Jack would sweep in and ravish the elderly matriarch. She would be so overcome by his charm and sexual prowess she would devote herself to him as his eager and willing loveslave. By the time Chris had returned from Downycon, Jack & Babs would be hitched and Jack would be the sole beneficiary of 14BC and all the glorious treasures held within its walls.

Jack would essentially be the new Bob Chandler. The plan is as brilliant as it is autistic.

 

[2Pacalypse Now]

You guys have it all wrong. Jack only coughed up the Bronycon money so Chris would be away from 14BC for an extended period. Why? So Barbara Anne Chandler would be alone and vulnerable.

I thought this but with a more sinister agenda of getting Adult Services in without Chris' knowledge. I haven't forgotten about that YouTube video of Barb doing elderly exercises labeled as abuse. And asking people to call the authorities.

 

[Vaffanculo]

You guys have it all wrong. Jack only coughed up the Bronycon money so Chris would be away from 14BC for an extended period. Why? So Barbara Anne Chandler would be alone and vulnerable.

Jack would sweep in and ravish the elderly matriarch. She would be so overcome by his charm and sexual prowess she would devote herself to him as his eager and willing loveslave. By the time Chris had returned from Downycon, Jack & Babs would be hitched and Jack would be the sole beneficiary of 14BC and all the glorious treasures held within its walls.

Jack would essentially be the new Bob Chandler. The plan is as brilliant as it is autistic.

I hope step daddy Jack cuts down the internet