Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[NotreallyPutin]

>Fat
>Trans
>Heretic that worships river water and rocks

أللّهُـمَّ اغْفِـرْ لي وَارْحَمْـني وَأَلْحِقْـني بِالرَّفـيقِ الأّعْلـى

 

[Water-T]

Oh my fucking lord - he even uses the same cat anus smirk that Zach/Zinnia Jones uses in an (unsuccessful) attempt to look "cute" and "feminine".

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

It's the great wizard. Gandalf the Gay!

Captioned it for you.

 

[Monster of the week]

The statements this individual makes are just gold. It's like she's the answer to the ages-old question: could Danielle Muscato believe in more stupid things than she already does?

Spoiler: Horrible

Holy fuck. Why. Just why.

Edit:

 

[anephric]

Why is it half these types are all about being feminine and wearing dresses but then have a goddamn perpetual hobo beard and a widows peak so sharp it could stab a man?

 

[Literal Rabbit]

Haha, ohh, noo.

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He kinda reminds me of Nicolas Cage in that one pic.

 

[heathercho]

Poor mom, she’s probably had to chase him out of her closet.

I love how the guy writes poetically about women dancing through blisters in stiletto heels all night while their lipstick shines like armor, and yet he can’t be arsed to even shave everyday. I bet he’d cry like a bitch if he got his ears pierced, yet long dangling chandelier earrings would go with his flowing mom skirts and scarf spiritual aesthetic.

Most women do a lot of shit before we leave the house everyday; he wants to walk around hairy, bald and unmade up, and yet be offended when he’s called a man. Check your privilege dude.

It's always the fetishizing of women isn't it, with these troons? It's all boobs, slutty dresses, high heels and lipstick to them.

I also found his "Fuck Beauty Standards" thing a riot. Why stop at just beauty standards? He's not maintaining any sort of standard for anything - being a normal person, contributing to society, not being a waste of oxygen.
He should just go all out and say "Fuck Standards."

 

[GS 281]

It's always the fetishizing of women isn't it, with these troons? It's all boobs, slutty dresses, high heels and lipstick to them.

It reminds me of @Thomas Jay Wasserberg

thomas is wore out. tommy needs to be on the surface in these troubled times. i feel safer and like less of a target for my words as a transgendered woman than a surviving 60's radical rabble rouser. my old friends are understanding me much better as an excitable chick than an angry dude. especially folks who only know me online. i'm feeling like a really sly bitch knowing i'm going to get my way a lot easier with boobs than anything else i've ever tried. money doesn't rule the world. tits, ass, pussy, fuck me hairstyles and paint jobs rule the world.

Tom summarizes the purpose of the troon right here.

 

[idosometimes]

Why are these exceptional individuals always obsessed with occult shit call it “magick”?

Because magic is the fake make believe nonsense you find in faerie stories and stage show illusions. Their "magick" is the real deal.

 

[RI 360]

it's a public service when fat men wragle their man tits with bras IMO.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

He looks like his blood is made up of pure fucking soymilk

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Is he naked on his bottom half and covering it up by pulling the sweater down?

Yes. That is indeed the tip of his dong.

 

[Nekromantik]

Why are they always "witches" and never warlocks? All they ever do is wave cheap rocks around. I believe in the magick when you can shoot fireballs and raise the dead.

Ewwwww! I hope that's not his O face.

 

[Cuntster]

he regularly reported about how he was misgendered and called a faggot

He’s probably still grateful for the attention.

 

[mindlessobserver]

When I was in the army, several soldiers in my basic training platoon claimed to be wiccans just so they could get together and have orgies. And thanks to the first amendment the drill sergeants could not do shit about it. When I asked them about their beliefs though none could give me a straight answer. Pretty much convinced me it was a religion for degenerate male weirdos and sluts looking for spiritual justification for taking it in every hole

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Shit. Phil at least committed and went and got himself a stinkditch.

Also. Is it bad that I knew this troon had to be somewhere near the islands just from looking at him?

He had that Brunswick/Savannah look but not a Jekel/Tybee look right ?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Not gonna lie when I saw the first picture I thought that was a transman.

 

[John Carmack]

I really wish Varg could see this thread.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

What is it about this guy that reminds me of so much of Chris...

Spoiler: I've figured it out

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Oh good, I was genuinely concerned.

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I guess the pain of his ancestors that he's carrying is all the witches that got burned at the stake or something?

I'd love it if he ran across Warhammer 40k. That universe would tick him off.

tbh I think part of it may be that wicca is a historically female-dominated belief system. When you think of witches, you think of women. So, especially for the ones who don’t pass as women whatsoever and who are likely just transtrending, it makes sense that they’d gravitate towards a religion that’s predominantly associated with femininity and female figures.

This guy sounds and looks like he came from an episode of Criminal Minds.