Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Is Erik a paedo?

  • No, just a emotionally stumped man

    Votes: 380 32.5%

  • Yes, and a scary one at that

    Votes: 271 23.1%

  • I don't even know

    Votes: 520 44.4%
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Bojack Horsekin said:
These posts are from 2010, and somehow I don't think he ever Moved On To Girls Near His Age
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He may just be parrotting what people are often telling him he needs to do. Specific phases like "grow up to be a nice young man" give that sort of impression. There are also certain parts of this that seem a lot more coherent, then he lapses into more immature speak talking about what are obviously his own ideas (owning these specific pets, keeping his love for vidya and game shows, etc)
 
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2_blank_spaces said:
I have something to add about the weird obsession with sitting on the floorboard of the backseat aka sitting in the back floor of cars.

So, it's a small, cramped space, that much is obvious. But since this guy is displaying HEAVY amounts of :autism: it's not hard to piece together why he's so obsessed with it. He had Penny say that she has been sitting in the back floor of a car since she was 4 years old (jesus it sounds so creepy). He probably thought sitting in a car felt unnatural to him, so what he'd do is crouch down and sit where he had as little stimulation as possible. A lot of autistic people like to be in close spaces because it makes them feel safe. Temple Grandin herself has said that when she'd undergo copious amounts of stress, she would put herself in this vice she put together and decompress (while compressing lol) and it would make her feel relief. I think she said she still does it from time to time. But my point is, he was trying to get away from being overwhelmed. And talking to people likely helped keep him occupied.

This guy is extremely repetitive and that's another coping thing people like him do. I have no fucking clue why he writes about weirdly phrased shits and why he's so obsessed with it.

This guy is severely exceptional and it's a miracle he knows how to use the internet.

I go back and forth constantly on "Wow he's so exceptional, I can't help but pity him" to "Oh my god, the content he puts out makes him look like a pedophile who's bound to end up abducting a child and murdering them when they won't stop crying".
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Best serious post here. This very well might be the reason why he won't shut up about sitting in the back floor of cars. Of course, I don't think this explains everything he says about cars, such as this:
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Of course, this could probably just be explained away with :autism:. After all, :autism: is always the answer.
 
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Reading through this thread is giving me so many mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel bad for Erik because it's extremely obvious that he's very low-functioning, to the point where I'm kind of impressed that he can manage to operate a computer. It seems like he stopped mentally maturing decades ago and is now a small child trapped in a grown man's body. He'll probably be that way for the rest of his life, and that's tragic.

But on the other hand, he's so fucking creepy and disturbing. Reading his fanfics and his open obsession with children made me feel kind of ill. And not just that, pretty much everything he says and does is disturbing on some level. Reading this thread is kind of like watching a subtle, psychological horror movie; you feel disturbed and uneasy the entire time because you know something is deeply wrong, but your conscious mind can't offer a solid explanation.

Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
This guy's more 'tarded than Chris. Chris is a fucking normie compared to this.
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At least Chris doesn't have a disturbing, unhealthy obsession with children, be it due to either pedophilia or genuinely believing that he's a 6-year-old boy trapped in a grown man's body. Say what you will about Chris, but he's always been good about interacting with people in/close to his age group. Also, at least Sonichu is creative and funny. Anything is better than posting the same picture of an obscure cartoon girl photoshopped into a car with a text box saying "I LOVE SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF CARS!!!!" 200 times.
 
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Piga Dgrifm said:
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I can't fucking breathe.
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2 things:
1. This is weirdly specific and makes me feel like Erik was spanked a lot as a kid for shitting himself and probably other reasons too (and maybe made to sit in the back of the car a lot, or as previously mentioned, he just likes the way sitting on the floor of a car feels)
2. How could Cassie shit her pants when she doesn't wear them?
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Cosmos said:
At least Chris doesn't have a disturbing, unhealthy obsession with children, be it due to either pedophilia or genuinely believing that he's a 6-year-old boy trapped in a grown man's body. Say what you will about Chris, but he's always been good about interacting with people in/close to his age group. Also, at least Sonichu is creative and funny. Anything is better than posting the same picture of an obscure cartoon girl photoshopped into a car with a text box saying "I LOVE SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF CARS!!!!" 200 times.
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People like Erik are the inspiration for Chris's slow in the minds hang up.
 
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NoFeline said:
He may just be parrotting what people are often telling him he needs to do. Specific phases like "grow up to be a nice young man" give that sort of impression. There are also certain parts of this that seem a lot more coherent, then he lapses into more immature speak talking about what are obviously his own ideas (owning these specific pets, keeping his love for vidya and game shows, etc)
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I agree. You ask an eight year old boy what they'd do if they woke up as an adult and some would probably say, "buy a car and go on dates like grown ups."

He seems to understand that romantic feelings toward someone significantly younger than him is inappropriate in his LJ posts... But I'm not convinced he's capable of romantic feelings. He just seems to be repeating what he thinks is normal.

I'm dying to find out his logic as to why dragons poop wagons. A few people mentioned it rhymed like his idea that bears poop pears but... why do they things they shit have to rhyme with what they are? Where did this idea come from?
 
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The Fool said:
>I want a lot of money
>I will play the lottery until I win
What's with low-functioning people and betting so hard on the lottery
Not just him or cows in general but just, most americans.
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Lack of education, being poor and desperate, falling for the marketing, all of the above. There's a lot of factors. Either way, winning the lottery usually ruins people's lives because of the number of friends, family, and strangers who start harassing you for handouts and fact that most people who win the lottery go bankrupt soon after because they don't know how to manage that much money.
 
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Windows 98 said:
the stories about kimberly are so puzzling. why did her parents allow this to continue? why did his OWN parents allow this to continue? did any of it really happen or is he exaggerating? he's delusional so it's possible he just observed her and made up all the shit about eating ice cream with her, etc. but there's no way to be sure.

I want to know more but I'm scared of what we'll find...
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My best guess is that Kimberly's parents were probably friends of the family and didn't mind when Erik and Kimberly hung out in group settings. Erik and Kimberly probably hung out at the same get togethers with their families, and Erik is overstating their friendship. This is what makes it seem questionable, when they were probably eating ice cream together at the beach with their families.


This guy seems to be infantile in the mind and has obsessive-compulsive ticks. If he were to kidnap a child, he'd probably do it so he'd have someone to play with his toys and him. Little does he realize that no child even knows what Tailspin or Care Bears are these days, and would probably find him boring and uncool, if not creepy.

The sad thing is that this guy would actually fit in better at a comicon if he wasn't so low functioning. He'd be able to relate with more millennial geeks than children these days psychologically.
 
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I'm looking for the word "dwarf" - to me he looks like a dwarf in the OP - is he a dwarf? That'd be a double whammy of the Shitstick of Life to be both an ugly dwarf and extremely autistic. His spelling and punctuation seem good though.
 
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@PsychoNerd054 holy shit, that's a lot of groups for Erik to be making. I guess he needs something between making pictures of kids wanting to sit on car floors.

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If you have to ask, then the answer's going to always be :autism:. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
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