Skitzocow Sarah Ruth Ashcraft / Sarah Ashcraft - Claims Tom Hanks raped her, went to child spy camp, witnessed Killary eat babies

[Big Meaty Claws]

I don't understand that either. One thing i really don't understand is when people leave their location on or post where they're at. It's as if common sense just flies out the window.

You have to remember, this is the same woman who claims that she was pimped out to Tom Hanks by her father at a young age and believes every word of it.

I think the last thing she will remember to do is not leave personal information out in the open.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I don't understand that either. One thing i really don't understand is when people leave their location on or post where they're at. It's as if common sense just flies out the window.

Yeah I've never understood why people constantly post where they are on the internet. It seems... unwise.

Sincerely,
John Podesta

Posted on my iPhone from Comet Pizza's Child Sex Dungeon

 

[BeanBidan]

Only a matter of time until Tom Hanks tracks her down via NSA.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump

Posted on my iPhone from White House Kitchen.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I'm still seething to this day.

Sincerely,
Hillary Clinton

Posted on my iphone 7 from The Center of the Earth.

 

[Derp Potato]

She actually isn't too bad looking.

The whole beyond fucking nuts echizo thing kinda ruins it and all, but I wouldn't say no.

 

[Xetzyr]

She actually isn't too bad looking.

The whole beyond fucking nuts echizo thing kinda ruins it and all, but I wouldn't say no.

Just be like...

"Let's put a paper bag over your beliefs, baby... you can take it off after I give you a good dicking."

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Her story reads like a bad crossover fanfiction between almost every conspiracy theory in recent memory...I know it's been said already, but please let most of the people following her be bots or people laughing at her.

 

[Heckler1]

I am amazed that even though I thought the intro tweet was off the deep end, that was nothing compared to the light-speed kamikaze ride into crazy town this gender swapped Alex Jones takes. Good find

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Let's set her up with Pam. Together they'll be an unstoppable barrel of sad lulz trying to take down Hollywood.

 

[Xetzyr]

I am Tom Hanks, by the by. And it's true, I used subliminal programming signals embedded in Disney cartoons in order to suppress memories of the secret pedocult's activities. You will NEVER discover our true location, not unless you can decipher the hidden coded messages spliced into the animation art of Disney films.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I wonder when she'll turn up and accuse us of being part of the shadow government?

i wish

 

[Jack Awful]

The plan is in place. The children are en route to Orgy Island, and I'll be flying on the Lolita Express later tonight to join them.

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Posted on my iPhone X from Comet Ping Pong Pizza

 

[Berrakh]

I like how she emphatically insisted she wasn’t an anti-Semite. That would be too far I guess.

 

[Jack Awful]

She actually isn't too bad looking.

The whole beyond fucking nuts echizo thing kinda ruins it and all, but I wouldn't say no.

She's pretty damn smoking for someone nearing 40.
Mental illness ruins the fuckability of yet another woman.
Where are all the hot female exhibitionist nymphomaniac cows? Or at least ones that can be tricked into posting nudes?

 

[Dumb Sergal]

This woman needs to be heavily medicated because that's a lot of weird shit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Who could actually believe Tom Hanks of all people is a pedo? Tom Hanks?

 

[Trombonista]

Lol "Canned Film Festival."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Good work on the featured thread fellow shadow government Hivite illuminati members. I'm a bit parched. Where did I leave my blood packs.

Where are my glasses. Alexa, help me find my glasses.

- Bernie Sanders

Posted Via Fax Machine

 

[Billy_Sama]

I wonder if she has a conspiracy map with the cast of Forest Gump.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

The thing I don't understand about these conspiracy nuts is this: If there really was a conspiracy cult Illumintai whatever organization, and the nut is out there blabbing the "truth" about them, how come they haven't been killed yet? I mean, wouldn't that be the fastest, most sensible way to deal with a rogue "truth" teller? But no, the wetworks hitsquad never comes knocking on their door, despite the fact the nut brazenly leaves their location exposed on social media.