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Hes all about this transgendered lebian thing and Im just wondering how he'll react if he meets someone who refers to themselves as agendered lol, or better yet "dates" one and does this cd stuff with them. He wont be able to handle the math
 
Hes all about this transgendered lebian thing and Im just wondering how he'll react if he meets someone who refers to themselves as agendered lol, or better yet "dates" one and does this cd stuff with them. He wont be able to handle the math
If it's what I think it is, agenderness would piss Chris off.
 
That censored face cracks me up every time. Like Chris drew something so amazingly lifelike, everybody'd recognize her instantly. You know, like we did with Megan.
 
That censored face cracks me up every time. Like Chris drew something so amazingly lifelike, everybody'd recognize her instantly. You know, like we did with Megan.
B-but...Megan's eyes were censored! There was no way to tell!!
 
B-but...Megan's eyes were censored! There was no way to tell!!

To be fair, Chris's art is so bad and inconsistent that the only way to recognize someone in his comics is by looking at fur color (for the hedgehogs), clothing (on human characters), or eye color.

That picture had none of those things. No clothes (for obvious reasons), censored eyes, and stock female hair that is shared for like 70% of the female Cwcville female population

You can't even rely that much on hair for character recognition because Chris is really inconsistent with it. Just look how much Comic Chris's hair changes each panel, sometimes even in the same page.
 
That is his only alibi I suppose, being a crappy artist!
 
If it's what I think it is, agenderness would piss Chris off.
I think Chris would piss them off first, because Chris is so voluble about gender stereotypes. Somebody who rejected the idea of gender identity for themselves would be likely to find that infuriating, I would think.
 
It's safe to say she's grinding him up.

If she's trying to grind him up in to the perfect sweetheart that's one monumental task she's taken on. That poor poor girl.

That censored face cracks me up every time. Like Chris drew something so amazingly lifelike, everybody'd recognize her instantly. You know, like we did with Megan.

He does draw a truly stunning looking girl:

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Sarah [I look like I've been drawn with a] Hammer.
 
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I think Chris would piss them off first, because Chris is so voluble about gender stereotypes. Somebody who rejected the idea of gender identity for themselves would be likely to find that infuriating, I would think.

There isn't a human being on the planet Chris wouldn't piss off.

If you are a raging homophobe, Chris' male lesbian thing will piss you off.
If you are strongly in favour of gay rights, Chris' homophobia will piss you off.
If you are somewhere between the two camps, Chris' hypocrisy will piss you off.

There are all sorts of other things he says and does that would piss various people off, but I am pretty sure one of those three applies to all 7 billion people in the world, so there isn't much point in going futher. Chris pisses everyone off.
 
There isn't a human being on the planet Chris wouldn't piss off.

If you are a raging homophobe, Chris' male lesbian thing will piss you off.
If you are strongly in favour of gay rights, Chris' homophobia will piss you off.
If you are somewhere between the two camps, Chris' hypocrisy will piss you off.

There are all sorts of other things he says and does that would piss various people off, but I am pretty sure one of those three applies to all 7 billion people in the world, so there isn't much point in going futher. Chris pisses everyone off.

If you're a well-adjusted, emotionally secure adult, the antics of an incontinent retard shouldn't piss you off.
 
That censored face cracks me up every time. Like Chris drew something so amazingly lifelike, everybody'd recognize her instantly. You know, like we did with Megan.

Well, like I speculated earlier, its more likely that something about her face might give away her identity. Like some sort of piercing or distinguishing feature that even Chris couldn't fuck up. Then again, it is Chris we're talking about...

He does draw a truly stunning looking girl:

297-ACSarah.jpg


Sarah [I look like I've been drawn with a] Hammer.

Heh, she does look like she's drawn with a hammer. Still better than 90% of the women Chris has drawn though, not that that's saying much. But what the fuck is she doing with her hands? I mean, is she a zombie? About to be crucified? Flying back to her home world?

If you're a well-adjusted, emotionally secure adult, the antics of an incontinent exceptional individual shouldn't piss you off.

Meh, I don't think most people are really pissed off about the stuff Chris does, though there are certainly times where Chris can be a real jackass.
 
Well, like I speculated earlier, its more likely that something about her face might give away her identity. Like some sort of piercing or distinguishing feature that even Chris couldn't fuck up.

Maybe she has a Big Boss-like eyepatch... Or more likely she might be pierced, since that is a good giveaway (and would also kinda make sense with Chris suddenly deciding to need a piercing). As of now, I do think it's just Skyraider being a nice guy blacking out her face out of principle, rather than out of necessity.
 
Maybe she has a Big Boss-like eyepatch... Or more likely she might be pierced, since that is a good giveaway (and would also kinda make sense with Chris suddenly deciding to need a piercing). As of now, I do think it's just Skyraider being a nice guy blacking out her face out of principle, rather than out of necessity.

I'm kinda hoping for a handlebar moustache myself...

Stupid I know, but it would be badass.
 
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