Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter

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PurpleSquirrel said:
Way back when, Samuel Johnson said, "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." The 21st Century equivalent seems to be, "SJWism is the last refuge of a LOLcow."

And when these types say they want to "punch a Nazi," something tells me they wouldn't fare too well in a real-life, one-on-one confrontation with a genuine WN thug. Can you imagine this no-T aspie attempting to duke it out with, say, a blooded member of the Aryan Brotherhood?
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That's why they target old black hating Midwestern folks that voted for Obama twice and Trump once. If they got in a fight with a white supremacist that was a gangster they'd be left bloodied in the streets.

This question is a bit off topic, but does anyone know why the white nationalist (gangsters) don't show up at the rallies to fight? Most of the white supremacists that go to "protests" look like a bunch of speds. You'd think the gangs would use those kinds of conflicts to recruit poor, but impressionable young white men.

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Maybe they just don't get mentioned or they aren't shown for some reason? If they did show up, one would think that the media as well as Antifa would emphasize that they're a bunch of thugs or something.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
This question is a bit off topic, but does anyone know why the white nationalist (gangsters) don't show up at the rallies to fight? Most of the white supremacists that go to "protests" look like a bunch of speds. You'd think the gangs would use those kinds of conflicts to recruit poor, but impressionable young white men.
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IIRC, most of those gangs are prison gangs. Their power lies within correctional facilities, and they tend to recruit people who are already hardened criminals.
 
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AnOminous said:
Chris actually is the Bizarro Anthos.

In this world, it's the Virgin Anthos versus the Chad Chris-Chan, and in Bizarro World, it would be the other way around.
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That's true, Chris does work a little harder and makes money from the internet. You know, Anthos has always had a thing for husky busty pony women and never hard a problem with dongs. :tomgirl:
 
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I somehow missed out on this one the first time around, but it's good to be reminded that CWC has been a lolcow for so long that there are plenty of other lolcows that have been found in orbit. One of them even has his/her/its own subforum here. While Anthos isn't quite on THAT level yet, if he resurfaced recently with even more lulzy content, it may only be a matter of time before the autism goes to 11 for him.
 
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God that fucking outfit makes him look 20 years older than he is, on top of making him look like a total creep.
Guessing from the rings and his twitter profile picture I guess he's found a liking for Kamen Rider Wizard, which is hilarious because that's considered one of the more childish/weeby seasons of that show. Now that I look even closer he has the fucking transformation belt on too underneath the shitton of toy weapons.

So far we have:
-Naruto headband on the hat
-DMC jacket
-Kamen Rider shit
-Super Sentai (?) swords and shit
-Magical girl (probably PreCure) shit

What a fucking mess, even if its not all anime it still makes him look like a raging cringelord.
 
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Karen said:
God that fucking outfit makes him look 20 years older than he is, on top of making him look like a total creep.
Guessing from the rings and his twitter profile picture I guess he's found a liking for Kamen Rider Wizard, which is hilarious because that's considered one of the more childish/weeby seasons of that show. Now that I look even closer he has the fucking transformation belt on too underneath the shitton of toy weapons.

So far we have:
-Naruto headband on the hat
-DMC jacket
-Kamen Rider shit
-Super Sentai (?) swords and shit
-Magical girl (probably PreCure) shit

What a fucking mess, even if its not all anime it still makes him look like a raging cringelord.
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If he keeps this up even further, he's not just gonna be a raging cringelord, he'll be one that old man who never left that phase he was supposed to drop when he was a child.
 
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He's like the illegitimate love child of steampunk and anime, raised by western animation.

He's a beautiful disaster.

Alan Pardew said:
Ahh........ Anthos. One of the first lolcows I discovered on YouTube.

How do I discover him? Well, a troll named mariotehplumber (A troll who successfully trolls a lot of Sonic fanboys) made fun of the tsunami incident in Japan by making a comment about mocking SEGA in the incident. Of course, because of the Sonic fanboys think that this particular comment is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, and so they made extremely long YouTube commentaries over a single comment.

And that, is how I met Anthos. In this video.
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This video managed to get more likes than dislikes, most probably because he covered two topics (LifeInATent and mariotehplumber) and managed to get fame for that.

After a few months, I stumbled upon his ED article, and that is where I know more about the trollbusting autobot himself.

Not to mention one of his phrases is somewhat like this: "ASSHOLES: Just because you HAVE an asshole, doesn't mean you have to BE one." This is from a motivational poster. (Or is it demotivational? I don't know)

Here are some comments from his YouTube channel:
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Put your color coding back.
It was...sexy.
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American Chad said:
I somehow missed out on this one the first time around, but it's good to be reminded that CWC has been a lolcow for so long that there are plenty of other lolcows that have been found in orbit. One of them even has his/her/its own subforum here. While Anthos isn't quite on THAT level yet, if he resurfaced recently with even more lulzy content, it may only be a matter of time before the autism goes to 11 for him.
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Funny thing about that is that ADF didn't get that subforum until several months of having a thread that was spurred on by the fact he'd recently resurfaced and kept doing increasingly stupid shit in order to attention whore.
 
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Gazed too deep said:
IIRC, most of those gangs are prison gangs. Their power lies within correctional facilities, and they tend to recruit people who are already hardened criminals.
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Right. Like their Black and Latino equivalents, they're too preoccupied with conducting profitable illegal business inside and outside of the prisons to waste time and energy, or draw unwanted attention to themselves, by stomping idiots in street demonstrations.
 
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introman said:
Just a reminder that this man was FIRED from a Wendy's for having furry art pop-up on his laptop during a work break, because a PVCC member wanted to talk to him while on break.
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An old lady saw his laptop screen and flipped out. Primus on toast!
 
IAmNotAlpharius said:
That's why they target old black hating Midwestern folks that voted for Obama twice and Trump once. If they got in a fight with a white supremacist that was a gangster they'd be left bloodied in the streets.

This question is a bit off topic, but does anyone know why the white nationalist (gangsters) don't show up at the rallies to fight? Most of the white supremacists that go to "protests" look like a bunch of speds. You'd think the gangs would use those kinds of conflicts to recruit poor, but impressionable young white men.

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Maybe they just don't get mentioned or they aren't shown for some reason? If they did show up, one would think that the media as well as Antifa would emphasize that they're a bunch of thugs or something.
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Because only severe autists go to these political protests that inevitably turn into LARP battles. It's fucking dumb, it won't change anything, it will make your side look insane, and could impact your job and social life if it's revealed you punched a random person in the face over a political disagreement.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Naw, but I'm pretty sure there's a video of that on the ED page.

Don't watch that video.
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The video is dead though. The link for it is still there but it just redirects to a front page of tinypic. There's still images of him naked though.
 
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Lou Wrong said:
Kamen Rider Wizard (the worst Kamen Rider) rings, Kamen Rider Gaim (I think?) belt, Harry Potter shirt, what looks like some kind of sentai/PR sword.


And least we forget.... Harry Knowles hair.
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Oh fuck me, THIS guy! LOL I had almost forgotten him and his kitbashed anime-derived fagsuits. Well, at least he traded up from the Vash the Stampede greatcoat. It only makes him look like a bigger faggot with the Alucard one.
 
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