Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Subcultured / Warski Live / The Warski Show / Purple Dragon / Kino Casino - Stuttering retard, known for AIM AIM AIM, avid abortionist, tranny and femboy chaser, fighter for an entire 28.89 seconds. Runs a stagnant show with his pet. 🕯️👼🕯️

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Grand Lunar said:
The opening is just Andy smearing lipstick on himself, because the "gag" of a guy doing something feminine in an exaggerated way hasn't been done a billion times before.
Doesn't work at all as a pilot episode for a new show either, since a pilot is supposed to introduce the concept and sell the viewer on it so that they want to see more. Having watched this, I still have no idea what his "series" is even supposed to be about and would have forgotten about it instantly if it had been a random video that I happened to stumble across.
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I mostly agree with you, but let me give my two cents. The intro is not a "over-feminine maneurism guy" gag, it's a reference to Bill in Silence of the lambs.
And I'm pretty sure the "corpse" he puts in his trunk is him. I think he is trying to say that he is burying his "old self" and coming out as a new man.
I never really liked him or his content, but seeing the video and after the Geekthulu story, I think that he realized he was being a sperg and tried to get away from this image.

Or maybe not. We'll see.
 
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Grand Lunar said:
Thought about this and I'm not sure if that's actually true. I've never seen a job application ask about prior names, and no employer that I've had in the past has ever asked about it at any time. Googled this and apparently some applications do have a space for former name, but since I've never seen it myself it might not be that common of a thing.
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Powerlevel: I guess it's just me speaking out of personal experience, but I've always needed to include all legal names on my job applications. Maybe for the type of jobs which Andy is skilled for don't require it.
 
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Wasn't going to mention this since it looks like a dead account and seemed irrelevant, but since Andy's going back to making short films I'll mention that I found a facebook page he made for "Warski Films," which he may or may not revive once he remembers that it exists.
https://www.facebook.com/warski/

Sadly, the vast majority of the links are broken, but some of the titles alone give you a decent idea of what his content used to be like.
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A couple of the links are still up, including this incredibly cringey one from a channel called 3shade in which he talks about being addicted to wacking off.
Here is another sketch from the same channel. It's interesting to see that his "character" hasn't evolved one bit in almost ten years, and he "plays" the same easily angered dumbass in every video (although, it's probably just because his "acting" range is limited to himself.)
The Third and final link that still exists is an unwatchable advertisement for himself on a tiny channel called CincoDeVlogo.

To end, one piece of cringe that I skipped over the first time.
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Is now hiring a script writer for videos. I realize that this kind of thing isn't unheard of for youtubers with a known "brand" and who are busy with other projects (in this case, short films), but given that the main thing that his audience seemed to find endearing was that he was like an average frat guy that doled out bare bones but authentic commentary, this is one of the most antithetical things he could have done to his "brand." He doesn't deliver it with much charisma either. Combine that with the boring current events subject matter and I' m reminded way too much of Mundanematt.
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Grand Lunar said:
Is now hiring a script writer for videos. I realize that this kind of thing isn't unheard of for youtubers with a known "brand" and who are busy with other projects (in this case, short films), but given that the main thing that his audience seemed to find endearing was that he was like an average frat guy that doled out bare bones but authentic commentary, this is one of the most antithetical things he could have done to his "brand." He doesn't deliver it with much charisma either. Combine that with the boring current events subject matter and I' m reminded way too much of Mundanematt.
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Wait.
Since Warski and Ian are both lolcows with threads.
Doesn't that make this a cow crossover?
 
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Grand Lunar said:
Is now hiring a script writer for videos. I realize that this kind of thing isn't unheard of for youtubers with a known "brand" and who are busy with other projects (in this case, short films), but given that the main thing that his audience seemed to find endearing was that he was like an average frat guy that doled out bare bones but authentic commentary, this is one of the most antithetical things he could have done to his "brand." He doesn't deliver it with much charisma either. Combine that with the boring current events subject matter and I' m reminded way too much of Mundanematt.
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Ok, Warski & Cheong vs. Angry Joe.
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Grand Lunar said:
I did just realize that if you search "Andrew Pires Ontario Canada" to narrow the search results down, pictures of him, this thread, and other info exposing it do show up. The only way he could guarantee his ability to hide it would be to change his legal name entirely.
Mild Powerlevel: I actually share a name with a minor celeb not much more famous than most youtubers, and his results completely cover mine even if I include location. Andy is actually very lucky that it even takes that much to find him given his "fame."
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My cousin has the same name was a LolCow whose thread is permanently somewhere in the first 1-3 pages on here, and if you google him none of his own professional footprint comes up ... Luckily his career prospects are entirely "who you know" and self employment adjacent, so as long as he doesn't want a change in career it won't affect him!
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Yeah, because the world is soooo deprived of low effort gaming channels. Fucking hell, Andy, just quit and go get a damn job already.
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Released this advert for the new channel last night, instead of part 3 of his new film series. I have to admit, for a minute I actually thought that he might be serious about attempting to revitalize himself and stick to a consistent schedule. But now it looks like his planned film "revival" is taking the backseat to his attempt to rebrand as a gaming channel, and at best he'll bounce back and forth between the two at random and probably just keep uploading whenever. I wouldn't be surprised if he never finishes the film series at all and just hopes that everyone forgets about it (which, given that his patreon has decreased since trying to rebrand it, seems likely).

Anyway, Casually skipped through one of the videos and it's just him giving a boring summary of the game's features. Given that the channel has just over 600 subscribers, I don't see how he can possibly think that this will ever become profitable enough to support himself. He really should give up and hope that he can land a minimum wage job at this point.

Also, just saw that he did a livestream with Vee last night. Haven't listened to it, but figured I might as well just tag it on to the end of this post.
 
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I've gotta ask, JF's into potatoes? Please say no. Please say humanity hasn't sinked so low that we now have people wanting to fuck potatoes.
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I think we have our share of people with worse fetishes than that.

In JF's case it's not literally potatoes though. It's a meme alluding to JF seemingly having a special interest in ladies who's not entirely put together mentally.
 
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MidUSA said:
I think we have our share of people with worse fetishes than that.

In JF's case it's not literally potatoes though. It's a meme alluding to JF seemingly having a special interest in ladies who's not entirely put together mentally.
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Druid Focket is bae, come fight me.

Even chubby, slightly sane Druic Focket.

Edit: i get how this makes me seem exceptional, so i'll explain, i know he wasn't talking about Druid Focket, i'm just alluding to the fact there's plenty of guys here who have a taste for similar women
 
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Scorpiondo said:
Yeah, Warski has no hope. The dude lost all of his audience due to IBS and will never gain those numbers back.

Probably time to go out and get a job at McDonald's.
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Yeah, without all the public meltdowns, he's not even an entertaining trainwreck anymore. His short films series was the closest thing to actual content that he's put out, and now it looks like he's shoving that aside to focus primarily on generic gaming content with his latest "partner." Though, given his track record, I suspect his new partnership will quickly go down in flames just like all the others.
 
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