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Classic fat logic. If I don't eat this cake there's nothing else to have for dinner! And I HAVE to have dinner. I can't MISS A MEAL!
 
They keep going to younow, money must be tight if they have to grovel for bars near the end of the month.
 
-Becky admits that she gained
-Amber would never stop telling us her weight

Man, I am done with this nosense, good night everybody!

Yesterday both Big AL and Becky steadfastly denied that Becky had put on any weight. Becky is becoming as big as a LAHHH as her idiot girlfriend and there's no reason to believe anything she says anymore.
She "doesn't even like" pizza yet they snapchatted from a pizza joint last night before their 4am trip to IHOP.
Amber has totally given up on losing weight and Becky is more than willing to lie to defend her.

She's sold her soul for Hot Topic graphic tees and discount Walmart DVDs, hope it'll all be worth it when she's on 24/7 bedpan duty and fast food runs for her dainty girlfriend. I have zero sympathy left for our mean-muggin' no-neck queen. They better stock up on pee-pads and baby powder because AL is gaining at an unprecedented pace.
 
She "doesn't even like" pizza yet they snapchatted from a pizza joint last night before their 4am trip to IHOP.
Yeah, she's really not a fan of pizza. Can't stand the stuff, really.


 
on ask.fm she said she only eats pizza if she's forcing herself, much in the same way as she does with bananas.
 
Classic fat logic. If I don't eat this cake there's nothing else to have for dinner! And I HAVE to have dinner. I can't MISS A MEAL!

This thinking is a trigger point for me, and it's not just fat people who think it or say it.

No, you don't have to eat something. You will not suffer harm from skipping a meal. In fact, intermediate fasting has proven metabolic benefits. Mice who are calorie-restricted live 30% longer than mice who eat 'at will' and they don't become overweight.

Eat the cake because you fucking want the cake. You might still be fat, but at least you won't be delusional.

on ask.fm she said she only eats pizza if she's forcing herself, much in the same way as she does with bananas.

I'm triggered.

I hate olives. Do you know how people can tell? Because I don't eat pizza with olives. I don't eat stuffed olives. I don't buy olives. I don't eat olive garnishes in drinks. I once accidentally bought an olive loaf of bread when I thought it was red onion loaf, and I narrowly avoided killing everyone in the supermarket and then topping myself.

People don't routinely buy and eat food they hate. Stop this delusion.
 
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In the context of my 'fat logic' comment it doesn't really matter what studies show. The point is, there's no way that skipping one meal--because all you have in the house is cake (for some reason) and cake is not a sensible meal--is going to make much difference one way or the other ESPECIALLY if you're fat. That's the point.

Fat people are terribly paranoid about muh starvation mode, as if skipping one meal is going to flip a fat-hoarding switch in their cells or completely destroy their entire diet plan. It's just stupid.
 
-Becky doesnt miss her job, it was toxic, she had to lift wood, even her mother said the exercise was gonna kill her!

Oh, that's rich. "Exercise will kill you." But packing on 40 pounds in a few short months will do your heart good!

I still want to hear more about the accident that fucked up her face.
 
Wait wait. She said Jesus isn't white? That candidly surprises me. Most Western World Christians think he is. When he most assuredly was in fact, not. <Middle East..not white>.

Though does she say it because she honestly believe it or to prove like, she isn't racist?
 
Wait wait. She said Jesus isn't white? That candidly surprises me. Most Western World Christians think he is. When he most assuredly was in fact, not. <Middle East..not white>.

Though does she say it because she honestly believe it or to prove like, she isn't racist?

She spent a lot of this video squawking about how she isn't a racist. Even Amber got tired of it. And she's always been a pathetic virtue signaler, because signaling is all her lazy ineffectual ass can manage to do.
 
Whatever name the generation that replaces the current one aging into adulthood ends up with being called colloquially, I hope to godbear they collectively decide that the people they spend the majority of their time watching for entertainment have to go back to having an actual talent they display in return for attention being given to them, because the millennial generation has thoroughly fucked that up to hell, with this boring shit being a perfect example of that particular change for the worse...
 
she would be an absolute spectacle in either of these places because the average inhabitant is so much thinner than kentuckians. Especially Seattle. There's no real way to live in a big city without walking a bunch, and things are crowded together (parking spaces, bathroom stalls, restaurant seating, etc). It's sometimes uncomfortable for regular sized people. She would constantly find she is too big to do anything.
But there are so many stores and fast food joints, thats all that matters when choosing a place of live.
 
-Amber shut the fuck up

Well :alog: but this made me laugh more than it should have had :story:

-Amber is not an atheist

These are words of a true believer in God and Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.


Necky is quickly becoming just as insufferable as her gorlfrend. Plus Thumbelina is quickly losing all autistic sympathy points she had left acting so triggered all the damn time. Seems like she did not appreciate people thumbing down her boring story times and now she is chimping out like Haramber herself would. Truly match made in orange chicken heaven.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RWU_FMqrsIM
Necky is quickly becoming just as insufferable as her gorlfrend. Plus Thumbelina is quickly losing all autistic sympathy points she had left acting so triggered all the damn time. Seems like she did not appreciate people thumbing down her boring story times and now she is chimping out like Haramber herself would. Truly match made in orange chicken heaven.
I like that video, it shows just how stupid she really is.

And yeah, that was really a major plot twist, Becky being a cunt. Member spring when everybody hoped for her that she would man up and kick Amber out? :optimistic:
 
I like that video, it shows just how stupid she really is.

And yeah, that was really a major plot twist, Becky being a cunt. Member spring when everybody hoped for her that she would man up and kick AOut? :optimistic:

Necky isn't that bad. I mean, she could always realize what a douche she's become, how fat she's gotten, etc, and boot Ambaby. People wake up. She loves those dead and living nephews - She can't be all terrible. I just think anyone with such a lack of personality can't be evil.
 
Necky isn't that bad. I mean, she could always realize what a douche she's become, how fat she's gotten, etc, and boot Ambaby. People wake up. She loves those dead and living nephews - She can't be all terrible. I just think anyone with such a lack of personality can't be evil.

I can tell you for sure that Necky will not be the one to end the relationship. Both are parasites to each other - Hamber needs Necky to ferry her around for her 4am binge sessions, be a punchbag for her to belittle and general all-around slave and Necky needs Hamber so she doesn't have to pay for anything.
 
I can tell you for sure that Necky will not be the one to end the relationship. Both are parasites to each other - Hamber needs Necky to ferry her around for her 4am binge sessions, be a punchbag for her to belittle and general all-around slave and Necky needs Hamber so she doesn't have to pay for anything.

Hamber doesn't make that much money, though. I mean, shit, they blow a lot of dough. And if the money dries up, what then?
 
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