I WAS IN PEWDIEPIES VIDEO 10/11/18 - Makes up facts and looks bigger than ever

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kiwi739

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Our gorl thinks she's famous cause Pewdiepie used an extremely distorted clip of her and she adds all these new made up details to go with the diagnosing narrative she lied about earlier. Oh and she legitimately looks 30lbs heavier than the last time we saw her.
 
In the thumbnail she looks like a troll
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She's elated. The added revenue from that (dubious) shout-out bought her about 2 months of WalMart binges.
 
You're not obese because of your "mental problems." You're obese because you eat too much.
To quote Micheal Jordan: "Stop it, get some help."
 
Can't even watch. It's like she thinks she's gonna be the next Jacksepticeye because pewds showed a fucked up clip of 6 seconds of her video.

Felix did us dirty by sending her on an ego trip.
 
This video gave me an idea. I opened Photoshop and reduced her face while leaving the head at the original size. Now I present you a projection how Hamberlynn's mug will probably look like at 700 lbs.


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It sounds like she’s making some kind of award acceptance speech. There were so many Amberisms in this video. Wash your hair and go to bed, gorl.
 
She is looking worse and worse. Look at her holy shit. Shes shook because she keeps getting caught in lies.

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Fuck Shane Dawson, she just blew past that chump, now she's made it BIG TIME. She's pretty much an accredited Red Carpet Tier Youtube Celebrity, now. She's gonna get so famous and popular and get so many new subs from it! I mean maybe he wasnt praising her but he didnt say anything bad about her either, so it's practically the same thing.

Why is she so chuffed about this, did she watch it? I know someone had to tell her because Im 99% sure she doesnt watch Pewd videos.

He didnt even give her a shoutout or credit as far as I know, so I dont know her angle here. Maybe she's trying to SEO her way into people searching for Pewdiepie? But I dont think Youtube works that way anymore.
 
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Finally some up to date content.

She's exactly the type of dumb mark that marketing campaign for the scam app payment system was built to bilk dry. I can't watch anything she posts anymore due to terminal boredom so hopefully a good summarizer hits this one up as well to keep me relatively apprised of the sedentary details down thread.
 
I'm sobering up, so bear with me. Amber starts out the video saying she looks "washed out", does not have makeup on, and looks ugly. We know, this is a daily thing. It's a sit down video, of course. Her shirt has so much hair on it that it's disgusting. She received hella messages from people talking about her being in Pewdiepie's video and how he's throwing shade and talking shit. Her reaction to it was "oh?". She's used to being in other people's videos, so used to it that she's making a video talking about it. She's also totally not being cocky about it guys! She's used to reaction videos, but she wasn't expecting this. She knows who pewdiepie is (wow, really!?), but she's not really a "gaming type of watcher", so she doesn't really watch him.

Backstory time! Hamber has her fair share of mental problems, which is why she's morbidly obese, eats like a cow, blah, blah, blah, we already know this shit! She admits to being "super morbidly abese", obviously. People told her to go see a therapist. She saw plenty as an teenager, but until recently, she never saw one as an adult. She went to a doctor and got some meds for the first time, yada, yada. When people recommended her to see a therapist, she looked into "BetterHelp". She looked into it, because all of her favorite youtubers, Trisha Paytas and Shane Dawson, shilled for it for money, so she was intrigued and decided to check it out. She signed up for dem and paid $260 a month for the privilege to talk to them 24/7. She talked to this one "doctor" by unloading her her emotions in long ass paragraph rants and everything seemed perfect at first. She regrets not researching them at the beginning, because they are considered counselors and can't actually diagnose you for anything. To be clear, she's not "downgrading" (for fucks sake) BetterHelp and she's also not downgrading the counselor she specifically talked to (like we know who he is), because he was cool as shit and also very understanding. She's not downgrading anything, besides maybe the situation she experienced as it should've been handled a little differently. She talking to him about her eating habits and he was like "yeah, that's BED", and she was like "yeah, awesome! It feels freeing to be diagnosed with something!"...BUT he wasn't qualified to make that diagnosis.

So Pewdiepie made a video on BetterHelp being a scam and shit. Hamber completely agrees with him and she doesn't believe he's throwing shade. Again, she's not trying to downgrade the website, even though she believes it to be a scam, because she knows people who've had good experiences with them. She feels it wasn't her fault that he diagnosed her with that. BetterHelp isn't for Amber (like plenty of other things). She found out he wasn't able to diagnose her, by sending him a message asking him for clarification. She was confused as to why he would diagnose her if he wasn't technically allowed to. She ended cancelling her membership, subscription, or whatever the fuck you call it.

Amber has been seeing an in-person therapist fer about a month now. Everything happens for a reason and she believes the experience with BetterHelp pushed her to see a therapist in real life. She feels a therapist in person is much better than an online one. That's just her opinion, doe. She just found out therapists can't officially diagnose you. Nobody told her this shit! Again, she doesn't feel like, pewdiepie is throwing shade, he's just showing his viewers the truth. She keeps repeating herself to meet dat 10 minute mark for ad revenue. Does she regret using BetterHelp? No. Does she recommends BetterHelp to people? No. Does she feel like you should use BetterHelp if you're too chicken shit to talk to a therapist in person? Yes, because it can help show you that you can conquer you inner demons. BetterHelp was a stepping stone to her meeting a therapist in real life. So in short, use this scam website if you're too anxious to meet a real therapist. Great advice! Video ends.
 
I'm sobering up, so bear with me. Amber starts out the video saying she looks "washed out", does not have makeup on, and looks ugly. We know, this is a daily thing. It's a sit down video, of course. Her shirt has so much hair on it that it's disgusting. She received hella messages from people talking about her being in Pewdiepie's video and how he's throwing shade and talking shit. Her reaction to it was "oh?". She's used to being in other people's videos, so used to it that she's making a video talking about it. She's also totally not being cocky about it guys! She's used to reaction videos, but she wasn't expecting this. She knows who pewdiepie is (wow, really!?), but she's not really a "gaming type of watcher", so she doesn't really watch him.

Backstory time! Hamber has her fair share of mental problems, which is why she's morbidly obese, eats like a cow, blah, blah, blah, we already know this shit! She admits to being "super morbidly abese", obviously. People told her to go see a therapist. She saw plenty as an teenager, but until recently, she never saw one as an adult. She went to a doctor and got some meds for the first time, yada, yada. When people recommended her to see a therapist, she looked into "BetterHelp". She looked into it, because all of her favorite youtubers, Trisha Paytas and Shane Dawson, shilled for it for money, so she was intrigued and decided to check it out. She signed up for dem and paid $260 a month for the privilege to talk to them 24/7. She talked to this one "doctor" by unloading her her emotions in long ass paragraph rants and everything seemed perfect at first. She regrets not researching them at the beginning, because they are considered counselors and can't actually diagnose you for anything. To be clear, she's not "downgrading" (for fucks sake) BetterHelp and she's also not downgrading the counselor she specifically talked to (like we know who he is), because he was cool as shit and also very understanding. She's not downgrading anything, besides maybe the situation she experienced as it should've been handled a little differently. She talking to him about her eating habits and he was like "yeah, that's BED", and she was like "yeah, awesome! It feels freeing to be diagnosed with something!"...BUT he wasn't qualified to make that diagnosis.

So Pewdiepie made a video on BetterHelp being a scam and shit. Hamber completely agrees with him and she doesn't believe he's throwing shade. Again, she's not trying to downgrade the website, even though she believes it to be a scam, because she knows people who've had good experiences with them. She feels it wasn't her fault that he diagnosed her with that. BetterHelp isn't for Amber (like plenty of other things). She found out he wasn't able to diagnose her, by sending him a message asking him for clarification. She was confused as to why he would diagnose her if he wasn't technically allowed to. She ended cancelling her membership, subscription, or whatever the fuck you call it.

Amber has been seeing an in-person therapist fer about a month now. Everything happens for a reason and she believes the experience with BetterHelp pushed her to see a therapist in real life. She feels a therapist in person is much better than an online one. That's just her opinion, doe. She just found out therapists can't officially diagnose you. Nobody told her this shit! Again, she doesn't feel like, pewdiepie is throwing shade, he's just showing his viewers the truth. She keeps repeating herself to meet dat 10 minute mark for ad revenue. Does she regret using BetterHelp? No. Does she recommends BetterHelp to people? No. Does she feel like you should use BetterHelp if you're too chicken shit to talk to a therapist in person? Yes, because it can help show you that you can conquer you inner demons. BetterHelp was a stepping stone to her meeting a therapist in real life. So in short, use this scam website if you're too anxious to meet a real therapist. Great advice! Video ends.
Thanks, I am not watching this crap.
 
Just get to 600 pounds gorl!

Even for AL, she was oddly proud of her weight and condition and general inability to control herself around food in this video. She had glee in her voice when she said she was diagnosed with BED.

Well, the puns and her likely fate are obvious here.
 
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