DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Haunter]

I prefer Leanna to Kat as a lolcow, even with all the wacky backstory Kat has. I just find Kat really boring. She doesn't have an interesting bone in her body. During her whole Q&A she answered everything with "I dunno." I mean Leanna was annoying, but at least she had a personality. And it was pretty funny near the end when she'd roast Phil. If Kat left him, Phil could just order a real doll that looks like her and nobody would know the difference with how much personality she has.

There is a trade-off. Kat has the interesting backstory, as well as the non-sense Phil's done with her (taking a picture of her from behind while she was decorating a Christmas tree which would help to fuel the Mystery Woman mystery, using money he "fundraised" to have her shipped to Wahington and whatnot, the humiliating Q&A video, etc. Leanna, on the other hand, was boring and annoying, but produced some good moments on camera.

" I am the one getting paid to play this game (stop what he was going to say " u are playing playing the game for nothing ")

I could only bear a minute of his whining. I did take a screenshot of the reaction that got outta some Badges in chat

There was a particularly confused moment from Phil. After getting killed climbing a ladder ("I couldn't move! I was stuck on the ladder!"), he nets an opportunity to kill "RabitussinJames", a player that's been trolling him. Phil delights in his revenge, laughing that this "dumbass" gave him a "free kill". Running around a corner, Phil nets another kill by taking down "BigPunMan". "He gave me multiple free kills! What a complete idiot!". Somehow, Phil thinks these were the same person.

 

[PorkchopSandwiches]

Please tell me someone clipped Phil explaining the "gravity" of bugs

 

[Agentsmith]

Recent news:

in honor of 10 years of you tube content (aka art) creation, the 'hardcore gaming season' no one else in the world has ever heard of, and a highly probable 'amazing' and possibly week long Xmas stream, Coca-Cola is releasing designer cans for DSP

The gout original

 

[Haunter]

Please tell me someone clipped Phil explaining the "gravity" of bugs

This was worth tracking down.

"Keep in mind, gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on them. That's what a lot of people don't realize: 'Oh! How can a bug fall from the ceiling down to the floor and it's fine when it lands?' Cuz it's so light, that gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on it, it doesn't feel a big pull on it like we do".

 

[Schmeckel]

This was worth tracking down.

"Keep in mind, gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on them. That's what a lot of people don't realize: 'Oh! How can a bug fall from the ceiling down to the floor and it's fine when it lands?' Cuz it's so light, that gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on it, it doesn't feel a big pull on it like we do".

Deep thoughts from a true valedictorian intellectual.

He's one of those idiot savants. Minus the whole "savant" part.

 

[gaarashatan]

This was worth tracking down.

"Keep in mind, gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on them. That's what a lot of people don't realize: 'Oh! How can a bug fall from the ceiling down to the floor and it's fine when it lands?' Cuz it's so light, that gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on it, it doesn't feel a big pull on it like we do".

it makes so much sense, a mean a roof to the floor in a room. thats like jumping off a skyscraper in a city. small, doesnt hurt.

he has a great grasp on gravity

 

[Dragoonism]

"Im almost lvl 5"

 

[Jmboote]

At this point, he's not even hiding the fact that he's only playing games "for a paycheck", as he'd phrase it. Yet he still repeats the same bullshit about how he loves what he does and all that, and some people still fall for it.

Sad times.

 

[Dragoonism]

Person in chat asks if he could play PUBG, "NO, this is way better, a 100 times better!"

Later: "Someone really wanna see me play PUBG? I am playing the latest and the best!"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This was worth tracking down.

"Keep in mind, gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on them. That's what a lot of people don't realize: 'Oh! How can a bug fall from the ceiling down to the floor and it's fine when it lands?' Cuz it's so light, that gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on it, it doesn't feel a big pull on it like we do".

Holy fuck what an Idiot. I did a last minute presentation on gravity in 6th grade. Take that for what it is.:powerlevel:

 

[Coin Ops]

Person in chat asks if he could play PUBG, "NO, this is way better, a 100 times better!"

Later: "Someone really wanna see me play PUBG? I am playing the latest and the best!"

We will look back fondly on this statement when he goes back to PUBG...later tonight.

ETA: "The reason PUBG streams did well was because there was so much $$$interaction$$$" Never change, Dave.

 

[BrunoMattei]

This was worth tracking down.

"Keep in mind, gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on them. That's what a lot of people don't realize: 'Oh! How can a bug fall from the ceiling down to the floor and it's fine when it lands?' Cuz it's so light, that gravity doesn't have that much of an effect on it, it doesn't feel a big pull on it like we do".

It can't be because the insect has a hard exoskeleton that can take an impact like that...

 

[Dragoonism]

He is to busy working to make friends to play with!

 

[Coin Ops]

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He is to busy working to make friends to play with!

And his response was great: "I'm working all the time! I can't just go out and...mingle" and he mimics adding a dash of salt to a dish by hand to represent mingling.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

It can't be because the insect has a hard exoskeleton that can take an impact like that...

fftopic: Warning: big brains only. Talking about throwing insects off a roof fftopic:

I think what Phil was trying to say in the most half-assed and uninformed way is how insects aren't affected by terminal velocity. Terminal velocity being the maximum speed an object can achieve when free-falling according to its size and mass. Humans can build a speed of about 120mph which is why we make such a mess when we hit the ground, insects can barely make 20mph and with their mass being about 5 grams or so, that's 5 grams of force being exerted on a body at below 20mph which would make it bounce but probably not kill it. Bigger bugs like tarantulas or those big beetles probably do but there's little funding for scientists to throw bugs off roofs to see what dies and what doesn't.


But back on topic, the only thing that's in terminal free-fall here is Phil's sub numbers. *ba-dum-tiss*

 

[thebonesauce]

He actually told Swagginz he was wrong for thinking multiplayer is better than Blackout, he claimed Blackout is better for $$$interaction$$$.

He’s expecting tons of tips. He made $3. $2 of which were trolls that he refused to read.

Again, faggots, STOP FUCKING TROLL CHEERING AND TIPPING. HES IGNORING YOU ANYWAY. CONGRATS, YOU SURE GOT HIM.

 

[Heckler1]

He actually told Swagginz he was wrong for thinking multiplayer is better than Blackout, he claimed Blackout is better for $$$interaction$$$.

He’s expecting tons of tips. He made $3. $2 of which were trolls that he refused to read.

Again, faggots, STOP FUCKING TROLL CHEERING AND TIPPING. HES IGNORING YOU ANYWAY. CONGRATS, YOU SURE GOT HIM.

It's DSP derangement syndrome. Everything they do they think "SURELY THIS WILL TEACH PHIL! I AM SURE BEING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL".

 

[Haunter]

I found the clip I'd mentioned last night.

At 12:05 Phil picks up his phone during a loading screen and sees that he's gotten a "very confusing email". He's silently engrossed in his phone, "trynna figure things out", til 13:52.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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*snip*

if my knowledge of science is right, phil is sort of right, but he misses the details.
smaller things like bugs don't fall as fast because they are small, but they don't feel less earth, it's just the earth can't put so much force back onto them (because of less mass (remember, mass is not weight)).
a whole city of humans can jump at the same time, and the earth will move in a very VERY small, but still measurable distance, but you'd need to same mass in bugs before you can get the same effect.

 

[samovski]

I found the clip I'd mentioned last night.

At 12:05 Phil picks up his phone during a loading screen and sees that's he's gotten a "very confusing email". He's silently engrossed in his phone, "trynna figure things out", til 13:52.

Well, that's sent my autism through the roof. For it to be a very confusing e-mail means it has to be something he wasn't expecting. So you can rule out spam mail. Meaning it's likely from someone/somewhere he knows but saying something he wasn't expecting/wanting. Like a sponsorship he maybe thought he'd be getting cancelling or a friend saying something strange.

Could be a failed attempt at a sponsorship. Whether he accepts it or not, he doesn't have the best reputation because of himself. I don't know of anyone else I follow that has this level of scrutiny and piss-taking thrown at them. Even without the spastic crew that immediately find out and contact the sponsor to try and force them into cancelling, some would just immediately cut ties because of history.

Couldn't be a friend. His only "friend" is Kat.

My money is on a sponsorship he tried getting but them pulling out. Maybe he thought it was in the bag.