Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[BeanBidan]

I have no doubt this idea of reanimating GG is a coke fueled idea. Half assed and failed the second he thought of it.

 

[Iron Father]

Fear and Loathing in Swindon.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Alright while I still think Sargon had a mental break, after listening to that painful conversation again, I think Sargon was trying to basically get Jim to do something he wants by trying to manipulate him to get 'lulz'

It was personal army shit

 

[Jub-Jub]

I don't check on the Sargon thread and he goes and does this?

But I watched that stream and God Damn that was SAD. I know we call him a boomer as a meme. But holy shit he just went on and on and on about how HILARIOUS it would be if Trump commented on gamergate. But I just sat their and asked myself why? It benefits Trump in no way and the left has played their hand for the normies to see how exceptional they are (see: two scoops) also his use of "meme talk" is dumb and he should feel bad.

It's also a step back for Trump who is all about going forward and 'winning'. Carl wants Trump to talk about GG 'ethics in games journalism blogging' 4 years after it was a relevant topic in which 99% of any online source normies would find will claim it as Wahmen and minorities harassment campaign. The unethical game blogs in question are only really read by people that would frequent Resetera and are considered a joke by many gamers.

Trump on the other hand shitposts the USA mainstream media everyday and causes REEEs on an international level, there was a study the other week claiming he gets 90-95% negative articles in the mainstream press. He also gets a massive percentage of negative coverage in western media WW and likely in non western countries too. Twitter checkmarks hate his shitposts, his loyal fanbase love them and others may like his atypical approach.

If Carl really wanted a GG2.0 he should have pushed a movement when Julian Assange tweeted about it in the run-up to the 2016 election.

How odd.
How odd to post something like this on instagram.
How odd that nothing was said about it until now.
How odd that during the entirety of august and the months leading up to it Carl did not take a break from his schedule once.

I won't blame him for this, people grieve in different ways. Some may reach out, bury it or try to throw themselves into something as to not think about the issue, in this case 'work'.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Guys, just for a second, let's pretend that Sargoy has made it into big politics. What would he do? Tell "we need to stop these goddamn SJW's from ruining our games" from the stage? He really has nothing to offer.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Guys, just for a second, let's pretend that Sargoy has made it into big politics. What would he do? Tell "we need to stop these goddamn SJW's from ruining our games" from the stage? He really has nothing to offer.

England would pay the IRA to bomb his house so they don't have to put up with his smug chuckling

 

[protomartyr]

Guys, just for a second, let's pretend that Sargoy has made it into big politics. What would he do? Tell "we need to stop these goddamn SJW's from ruining our games" from the stage? He really has nothing to offer.

Mauritian Struggle pointed this out to him and he just seemed confused by the idea that he ought to have any kind of policy prescriptions.

He just wants to be Philip Davies 2.0, but even he works for the Taxpayer's Alliance and Freedom Association.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

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Is that carl's wife?

CRP is on and is accusing Sargon of being a scheming drama whore with a chaotic private life and a closet full of skeletons. All of which is true of Sargon, but it is about CRP too.

Which stream did CRP go on?

I missed a few killstreams so I don't know which one.

 

[Miller]

Theory - Is this just some gay ass attempt at Sargon and his boys to build up hate for GG so they can say Jim is responsible for its return only to have places like CNN try and gather information on him?

More likely it's Carl's last-ditch effort to try and get Jim to do videos to "own the sjws", though he's clearly so broke-brained at this point that trying to guess as to what his motives are is a fool's errand.

Also I think it's all about being relevant. He is at an age where he wants to be the leader of something and he sees himself as a historical figure (see webm). He tried with the Rationalists, he failed, he tried with the Skeptics, he failed, he tried with the Liberalists, he failed again, he tried co-opting UKIP and failed miserably. He can't co-opt Comicsgate because the whole thing is about creating and delievering content to people.
After he lost every debate and acted like a fool in every discussion againt an opponent (SJW, Alt-right, even a commie if I'm not mistaken) I just can't understand how he thinks he can "own" the SJWs by digging up a corpse.

 

[instythot]

You think it's just a coincidence rather than Matt specifically flagging like a typical Sargonite would?

Yep. I think someone he was already mad at said something mean enough to be flaggable, and that mean thing happened to be about Carl

 

[Not even once]

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Well shit, I am sorry for her loss.
This might explain a lot of Carl's weird behavior (perhaps even his insane accusation of Jim grooming kids), but it certainly doesn't excuse it. It is almost as if he's using this internet insanity spell of his to run away from dealing with all of that. He's been either online or on the road pretty much since that date. I don't know much about his wife, but I'm suddenly feeling a whole lot of sympathy for her.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Ah what I'd give for those beautiful halcyon days of yore to return

 

[instythot]

Also I think it's all about being relevant. He is at an age where he wants to be the leader of something and he sees himself as a historical figure (see webm). He tried with the Rationalists, he failed, he tried with the Skeptics, he failed, he tried with the Liberalists, he failed again, he tried co-opting UKIP and failed miserably. He can't co-opt Comicsgate because the whole thing is about creating and delievering content to people.
After he lost every debate and acted like a fool in every discussion againt an opponent (SJW, Alt-right, even a commie if I'm not mistaken) I just can't understand how he thinks he can "own" the SJWs by digging up a corpse.

That webm right there illustrates why Carl will forever be jealous of Jim's "effortless" success.

Jim: Lays out relevant background information, gives context with what's happening now, brings you along for the ride once you're up to speed
Carl: Makes references there's a good chance you don't know, implies you're stupid if you don't get them, tells you to go figure out what he's talking about and moves on

It's a pretty consistent pattern of behavior for both and Carl's probably a bit too old to change at this point

 

[mrgou]

sorry, someone had to do it

 

[Iron Father]

Fucking hell.

 

[Faggot Gift]

sorry, someone had to do it
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Lmao sorry people are rating you autistic you did god's work

 

[Iron Father]

I bet Vee scuttled off with the remains to yiff with.

 

[mrgou]

I bet Vee scuttled off with the remains to yiff with.

Did Vee vore sargon's only child? man I guess that's why they aren't talking lately...

 

[Miller]

Carl: Makes references there's a good chance you don't know, implies you're stupid if you don't get them, tells you to go figure out what he's talking about and moves on

Also Jim tells stories from an outside point of view and only steps in if something needs to be said and done (see the furfags for example or the pedo). Sargon is the opposite, he hears something, steps in, starts giving orders like he knows what's best and when the situation is lost he is nowhere to be found because he has already jumped on another case. Like I said a few pages earlier, he is the one behind the "let's start a petition to push the SJWs out of academia" and "let's all make videos about how much we love Youtube so they don't demonetize our channels".

 

[Registered Human]

Carl: Makes references there's a good chance you don't know, implies you're stupid if you don't get them, tells you to go figure out what he's talking about and moves on

I think it's important to remember that he usually doesn't understand the references himself because philosophy is too big brained for an Applebee's manager.