DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Equinox_]

Take SEGA to court lol. Someone's been playing too much Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

I wouldn't mind a DSP goes to court versus Sega, saga. Instead of begging for money in December for taxes he can beg for money to pay lawyer fees. Could be a fun time for us Kiwis. Seeing all his flailing about how the court case is going...sadly it'll never happen.

 

[Commander Keen]

Take SEGA to court lol. Someone's been playing too much Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

“OBJECTION!”
“Mr Burnell, this is civil court...what are you objecting?”
“THIS DOOD IS A NEGATIVE NANCY MAKING UP LIES!”
“So you mean inflammatory? Really?”

I’d like to see DSP on Judge Judy or something.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

This dude seriously brought up that job he got fired from 8 years ago....how much psychological damage did losing that fucking job do to this guy....like imagine still being so salty and mad about it 8 fucking years later, it’s so god damn pathetic.

He clearly thought he could just ride that job out the rest of his life or something and got mad when they kicked him to the curb

 

[actually]

Looks like we have a new wannabe whale in user "hemanoma". Let's see what witty insights this thrower of bills has:

[2018-10-10 21:55:55 UTC] hemanoma: If you were starving in the desert, would boogers become cuisine? cheer100
[2018-10-10 21:58:21 UTC] hemanoma: I try to be a gentleman on tinder. Is that foolish? Not that you have experience. cheer100 cheer100
[2018-10-10 22:01:46 UTC] hemanoma: The panties of a women my age looks like a grenade in a pack of Steak'em's. cheer100 cheer100 cheer100

[2018-10-10 22:26:19 UTC] hemanoma: If I made a western, it be diarrhea the kid cheer100 cheer100

Yeah, that seems to fit the pattern.

Edit: Account made March of this year but didn't show up in chat until last month. Only follows Phil. I'd say Sidella, but their idiocy is readable.

 

[Wing Zero]

Looks like we have a new wannabe whale in user "hemanoma". Let's see what witty insights this thrower of bills has:

Seriously, what hole do these people crawl out from and how much concrete would it take to plug it up?

 

[gaarashatan]

Seriously, what hole do these people crawl out from and how much concrete would it take to plug it up?

single and lonely forever hole

 

[notquiteaperson]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I was thinking maybe "pimp slapin 11 year old girls since 1982" or "straight outa Connecticut, ya know the state that ranks 45th worst for violent crime" or "hot Latina girls grind on this" or maybe "DSP and rambo, best friends forever"

(That's true btw, the ghetto dave is from, that he talks about like it was the hood, ranks as the 5th safest state in the country based on violent crime and property crime rates)

 

[gaarashatan]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I was thinking maybe "pimp slapin 11 year old girls since 1982" or "straight outa Connecticut, ya know the state that ranks 45th worst for violent crime" or "hot Latina girls grind on this" or maybe "DSP and rambo, best friends forever"

(That's true btw, the ghetto dave is from, that he talks about like it was the hood, ranks as the 5th safest state in the country based on violent crime and property crime rates)

a tramp stamp with a little smoke trail above his asscrack and 3 giant flies hovering around it

 

[Ledj]

I just want to point out that it takes about 30 seconds to bind a mute toggle hotkey in OBS, he could make it anything, yet he would instead snort, sniff, belch, fart and blow his nose into his fans ears for a literal decade. How can he be so lazy to not use that?

Any truly lazy person would spend a few hours (if that) setting up an automated top donation / latest subscriber / top cheer stream overlay, but instead Phil decides it's "easier" to continuously stop all gameplay to manually type out names and manually adjust the formatting to fit character overflow.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I was thinking maybe "pimp slapin 11 year old girls since 1982" or "straight outa Connecticut, ya know the state that ranks 45th worst for violent crime" or "hot Latina girls grind on this" or maybe "DSP and rambo, best friends forever"

(That's true btw, the ghetto dave is from, that he talks about like it was the hood, ranks as the 5th safest state in the country based on violent crime and property crime rates)

Funnily, I can't think of anything that would fit Phil as far as tattoos go. Unless he gets dollar signs tattooed on his back, or his own portrait back there, what could he really do? I could see him using some horrible saying that he created and thought was super profound. I'd bet that whatever he wanted tattooed on his back, it was a phrase that he made up.

Any truly lazy person would spend a few hours (if that) setting up an automated top donation / latest subscriber / top cheer stream overlay, but instead Phil decides it's "easier" to continuously stop all gameplay to manually type out names and manually adjust the formatting to fit character overflow.

His fear of detractors ALWAYS trumps his laziness. Always.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I’m really to see how DSP bullshits his way out of dragon quests true ending.

The game ends relatively on good terms and gives you the credits and the end sign, but the post game continues the story like a new season of a show continuing on and I’m expecting him to be so burnt out on it he says oh well and insults the devs. Or he just ignores it and new mentions the game again. You won’t start act 3 until you boot up the game again and once he gets that the end screen and gets booted back to the title screen he ain’t loading that save file again lol

I’m curious because it’ll show how much he’s actually been liking the game and how interested he really is, act 3 really wraps things up and explains a lot that the fake ending left me wondering about, but I’ve got something more than a gold fish memory lol, for example that little black spirite thing in the first fucking cutscene gets no real explanation at all until the post game story

 

[Ledj]

His fear of detractors ALWAYS trumps his laziness. Always.

I think in this case it's that he doesn't want to bother learning how to use some new overlays, because he already has automated cheer / subscription / donation notifications which give the detractors momentary visibility. If true suppression was the goal he'd just verbally "report" the "history" via streamlabs and update his manual leaderboards.

Besides, when do the detractors routinely make it on the leaderboards? The amount of times he'd have to edit out a detractor's name from the board would be far less common than the amount of times he has to input the name of a loyal fan.

 

[thebonesauce]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I was thinking maybe "pimp slapin 11 year old girls since 1982" or "straight outa Connecticut, ya know the state that ranks 45th worst for violent crime" or "hot Latina girls grind on this" or maybe "DSP and rambo, best friends forever"

(That's true btw, the ghetto dave is from, that he talks about like it was the hood, ranks as the 5th safest state in the country based on violent crime and property crime rates)

SNORT LIFE
BEGGARS GONE BEG

 

[Dragoonism]

Smart move oh superior business man to tweet a company and call them dumb!

 

[Wurstbrot]

Any truly lazy person would spend a few hours (if that) setting up an automated top donation / latest subscriber / top cheer stream overlay, but instead Phil decides it's "easier" to continuously stop all gameplay to manually type out names and manually adjust the formatting to fit character overflow.

There are some free websites which have all the functions you will ever need, including Top Bitchhere. But he won't use them for a far more obvious reason than lazyness. They want a few Cent. They literally want to ROB HIM.

Smart move oh superior business man to tweet a company and call them dumb!
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That's the right move, Dave. Just stop the entire playthrough until you get your negligible few shekels on your video archive. Seriously, each and every video of him should already be flaged as "Advertiser Unfriendly", it's a miracle he can even reach the claims of third parties as his videos are toxic as fuck.

 

[Keystone]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I was thinking maybe "pimp slapin 11 year old girls since 1982" or "straight outa Connecticut, ya know the state that ranks 45th worst for violent crime" or "hot Latina girls grind on this" or maybe "DSP and rambo, best friends forever"

(That's true btw, the ghetto dave is from, that he talks about like it was the hood, ranks as the 5th safest state in the country based on violent crime and property crime rates)

"4th Place"

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

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Hasn't Philip said multiple times that his youtube channel is an "archive" and that he "doesn't care" about youtube? So what does it matter if he isn't making a few shekels from them? Was that just him being shortsighted while he was getting a lot of "donations" at Twitch "The future is Twitch" etc? Was he lying about how much he makes from youtube, pretending it was insignificant to "encourage" children to send him their lunch money at twitch. I don't understand the motivations behind the innumerable nonsensical and contradictory things this hypocrite spouts from his snort hole.

 

[Dragoonism]

Hasn't Philip said multiple times that his youtube channel is an "archive" and that he "doesn't care" about youtube? So what does it matter if he isn't making a few shekels from them? Was that just him being shortsighted while he was getting a lot of "donations" at Twitch "The future is Twitch" etc? Was he lying about how much he makes from youtube, pretending it was insignificant to "encourage" children to send him their lunch money at twitch. I don't understand the motivations behind the innumerable nonsensical and contradictory things this hypocrite spouts from his snort hole.

He have also claimed that YT stands for 50% of his income...

 

[Sparkletor]

So his Fist of the North Star playthrough is on hold indefinitely because of Sega?

Funny because during the prestream he said today would be the last time he plays it due to too many new games.

He was going to stop playing this game after today no matter what. Blaming Sega is just another example of playing the victim to try and get pity bucks.

 

[Haunter]

So tonight dave said he was considering getting a tattoo across his back when he was younger. Anyone care to speculate what it would've said?

I'd put money on a giant version of those tribal tattoos that were popular in the earlier 00's.

How does Vince3Ho know how the "alleged party" spelled its name?

If this is a suspicious copyright, it could have a precedent. A similar thing happened July of last year with a bunch of supposed Rockstar/Take Two strikes. IIRC it happened right around a weekend or a staycation, and he proceeded to make bank during a Reemergency stream.

Hasn't Philip said multiple times that his youtube channel is an "archive" and that he "doesn't care" about youtube? So what does it matter if he isn't making a few shekels from them?

It's a strange conflict of his combined narcissism and laziness, as mentioned above. He doesn't want to put effort into making money, but he also doesn't want to debase himself by acting like he needs to beg for it. So things like Youtube revenue, or Twitch views are shrugged off as unimportant, but also focused on in a round about way.