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yeah I could see Phil being paranoid about Rambo taking Panda. He isolated her pretty good. Rambo himself though clearly thought Panda was annoying as fuck. Watch the co op for Resident Evil Racoon city.
 
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I'd buy that for a dollar said:
What is this Tut thing? This thread moves so damn fast, can someone give me a page number or a quick recap?
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thebonesauce said:
There’s actually a thread about it.
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We have a thread for the "Death" of tutankhamunnn and speculation on his identity, but no one at the time thought to make a thread when this all began. Mostly cuz we're idiots.

This has come up a couple times now, so there are some re-caps:

@SauceRyuKen has one here on October 3, with some additional stuff from me here. @thebonesauce also made one here on October 8.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
My guess is that taxes are a major expense, but Phil can afford it. He wants to have a surplus, however, so that he will have money to splash out to make Kat happy. I think his current apparent funk isn't really money related, I think their relationship is ailing and Phil is hoping to placate her with a big influx of spending around Christmas.
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WeeblesWobble said:
Anyway, I am all in on this years tax saga. It's going to be interesting with Phil already announcing that he has nothing saved for it. Phil's pockets apparently have holes in them, because although he makes a decent amount of money, he is always broke. Get $1200, spend $1200. Get $50, spend $50, and then he wonders why he doesn't have money for Uncle Sam.
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To me, the easy way to tell will be if he "scrapes up" the money to just barely, by a horsehair, be able to pay his taxes courtesy of his fans "rallying hard (TM)", regardless of how much he actually gets. Remember that he got $10k in December 2017, $6k in Nov. 2017, and $7600 in Jan 2018, and that was magically enough. If he actually hasn't paid anything yet, or even if he paid the 3rd quarter taxes but not the 1st two, you're talking about something like $5000-8000 in owed taxes. Add on another $1000-1500 for the state B&O, and $3000-4000 for the last quarterly payment, and that's a hefty sum of like $10k that he needs to come up with.

One thing to keep in mind will be that his Twitch cheer/sub money comes in two months after people donate it, so any cheers or subs in December won't be available until February. So don't be surprised when he throws up a tip goal. But let's see just how much he actually tries to ask for. When he did the one in February or whatever, he got nowhere near the "goal" of $2k, but that may also have been burnout due to it being the 3rd goddamn Give-me-tips "fundraiser" he had pulled. Also, of course, after he had used the previous money to move Kat out.

So yeah, I fully expect him to get some large donations from his usual dipshit whales--at Christmas, especially. I'll even go ahead and name some I expect to see show up and give $100 or more:

Flybeast
007Blaine
Henk Douma
Afghanistan
Anony[animal], but anonymously or with some dumbass name like he did for WWE2k19
The Pastryarchy
hemanoma
battleduck9000
Rob Warren
metalhead2177
grazydream

Wildcard predicton is Tut's stupid ass showing up again.
 
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I'm just curious, Phil and who?
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Took him a entire day and Kats help to come up with something?
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Bets that the "update" will be "I still don't know anything yet, but I'm real nervous about muh taxes, so if you can tip, that would really help me out. It'll go straight to muh bil--muh taxes."?

gaarashatan said:
so he constantly says noone is going to do a coop with him, or nvr replies. but is all giddy about streaming with 3 others?
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Kekon, Popsicolo, and one other "friend" who streams?
 
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Bets that the "update" will be "I still don't know anything yet, but I'm real nervous about muh taxes, so if you can tip, that would really help me out. It'll go straight to muh bil--muh taxes."?



Kekon, Popsicolo, and one other "friend" who streams?
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so no growth at all. just the same circle jerk. pretty much just playing games with viewers at that point, which he doesnt do lol
 
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so he constantly says noone is going to do a coop with him, or nvr replies. but is all giddy about streaming with 3 others?
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As long as they can expose him and bring in the views for him he will be happy! Views = Money!
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Frankly the worst part of that is the all-caps "sweet" that I assume is supposed to refer to how excited he is to come back to streaming.
Dial it down Phil, the rest is hard enough to buy. That part is like a 13 year old in a 90's toy commercial.
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Yeah I really hate this shit, it just looks so fake. All this tweets have this bullshit vibe to them, I don’t follow a lot of streamers on twitter, but Ive never heard of any of them talking about returning to streaming the day before a normal break ends, and you really gotta tell everyone after every stream you’re uploading the videos to DSPgaming? Pretty sure if they care they will see them in the sub box.

Most streamers I know of will tweet a link when they go live, but outside of that use twitter to communicate when something unexpected happens that may affect the stream, but of course our dave is a special snowflake. He’s mentioned it before he has this air to him that makes him paranoid that if he doesn’t upload videos for over a day people will just immediately forget about him. It might have something to do with why he’s so obsessed with a schedule and reminding people of said schedule in every damn tweet
 
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Surly Muppet said:
My guess is that taxes are a major expense, but Phil can afford it. He wants to have a surplus, however, so that he will have money to splash out to make Kat happy. I think his current apparent funk isn't really money related, I think their relationship is ailing and Phil is hoping to placate her with a big influx of spending around Christmas.
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Phil likes to splash money on himself, getting expensive shit he doesn't really need all the time, the $250 fan for his room being the most recent example (that we know of) of this. He could have opted for a much cheaper option, but he has to have the most expensive item because to him price = status. Phil is pretty much a pathological spender, a poster (man)child for the braindead consumer that goes out and just buys because he has money in his bank account. He can pretty easily afford his bills, what he can't afford is his lifestyle that his ego demands. The second Tut gave him all that money, it went straight to whatever Phil wanted (and maybe a couple things for Kat). It's all gone, which is why he's so nervous about the potential for some of that money being taken back.
As for Phil and Kat's relationship, let's be honest and say it was never really a healthy, stable relationship to begin with. The only time Phil has seemed happy was in the honeymoon period of the first few weeks she first moved in and he was excited to have a full time shoulder to cry on. Now he and Kat barely interact, and according to Phil, he spent his "day off" treating her as that shoulder to cry on. What a great boyfriend, dood. Kat's cool with whatever as long as she's financially supported. Their relationship is trash, always has been.
 
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So I saw this on Facebook and immediately laughed at the fact that this old man has put more effort into his stream looking good than dave.

And then I realized this old bitch is proof that dave will be doing this shit until the day he dies or can’t afford an internet connection, this is his future right here(although he won’t grow that old with how horrible his body already is)
 

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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Yeah I really hate this shit, it just looks so fake. All this tweets have this bullshit vibe to them, I don’t follow a lot of streamers on twitter, but Ive never heard of any of them talking about returning to streaming the day before a normal break ends, and you really gotta tell everyone after every stream you’re uploading the videos to DSPgaming? Pretty sure if they care they will see them in the sub box.

Most streamers I know of will tweet a link when they go live, but outside of that use twitter to communicate when something unexpected happens that may affect the stream, but of course our dave is a special snowflake. He’s mentioned it before he has this air to him that makes him paranoid that if he doesn’t upload videos for over a day people will just immediately forget about him. It might have something to do with why he’s so obsessed with a schedule and reminding people of said schedule in every damn tweet
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I think it's just his desire to pretend to be a big boy with a big job that makes him act like this, kind of the same way he uses Khet and back in the day Leanna to pretend he's a stud; it's all props that he uses to pretend that he isn't a loser. He spergs about his schedule not just due to being autistic (that rocking still makes me suspect it), but because he wants to shout out at all times about how responsible he is and how he's actually working, and not just being a manchild afraid of talking to people he can't control. He wants to pretend that he clocks in for a seven to three, probably to protect his malignant ego after his parents criticized him at one point or another about how what he's doing isn't a real job and he should probably make sure he has a back-up plan in place.

As for his clinginess, it's genuine to some degree since he does rely on a small group of about a dozen Pigcultists sticking with him and giving him money on the regular. If he's gone for too long, you know he gets afraid they might go to Wings or LTG or some similar shitty stream where they can buy their way into not being banned or satisfy their findom fixation. It's his paranoia rather than his narcissism on that one.
 
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