Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas POF profile --"Some college", " My plan is to go back to college in the fall and get an Associates".
What college studies was he claiming to have. The free class at a college he "supposedly" took.

When he took the math placement test, he came back to twitter saying he scored above average. "Above average" that put him in remedial math that he can't even manage.
 
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I know I keep repeating myself but my god that POF profile pic is downright horrifying. If you'd ask a bunch of random people on the street if the man on that picture is a sex offender or not, I think the majority would answer yes without knowing anything else about him. Forget about anything else, nobody with any kind of self-preservation instinct is ever going to date that fucker, let alone be alone in a room with him if it can be avoided. He really has a "makes me feel unsafe" thing going on with his dead rape eyes.

Edit: Also 300 pound Lucas with Type 2 'beetus in his 30s is highly optimistic about half his life being over with 38. I know medicine improved a lot and will continue to improve, but they're not wizards either. If he doesn't make extensive lifestyle changes I don't think he'll reach his 50s and I don't say that to a-log him. It's just fact. Diabetes causes absolute havoc to your body. I also don't believe he controls it well judging by the garbage he's eating.

Online dating is horrid for everyone and I'd also avoid it if it can be helped. Much easier to meet the other gender in more relaxed settings to form a connection which can develop. 38 years old for a man is not too old to date either. Hell, even finding someone in his target age group it would not be that hard. (Although I cannot imagine why you'd want to date somebody that young, 25+ would certainly be doable though, much easier for a man too)
Somebody told me once dating as a man in his 30s is like catching fish in a barrel and he was pretty right about that as your market is huge. 20-somethings are interested in you for your maturity and stability, women your age range are because they're also your age range and you are available, and you can go older too if you want to. Contrary to what Lucas says women, contrary to men, are also usually not all that picky about somebody older and will date men older than them. Sure there are women who'd say with, let's say, 25 that somebody 35 is too old for them but honestly they're the minority. That's in Europe though, the US might differ.

He just doesn't bring anything to the table. He wouldn't even for a 40 year old single mother. He's repugnant.
 
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Lucas wearing his pajamas that you know damn well he slept in at school with his game "Meeple Toss" sitting out in the hopes someone will want to play it with him.
 

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I know I keep repeating myself but my god that POF profile pic is downright horrifying. If you'd ask a bunch of random people on the street if the man on that picture is a sex offender or not, I think the majority would answer yes without knowing anything else about him. Forget about anything else, nobody with any kind of self-preservation instinct is ever going to date that fucker, let alone be alone in a room with him if it can be avoided. He really has a "makes me feel unsafe" thing going on with his dead rape eyes.

Edit: Also 300 pound Lucas with Type 2 'beetus in his 30s is highly optimistic about half his life being over with 38. I know medicine improved a lot and will continue to improve, but they're not wizards either. If he doesn't make extensive lifestyle changes I don't think he'll reach his 50s and I don't say that to a-log him. It's just fact. Diabetes causes absolute havoc to your body. I also don't believe he controls it well judging by the garbage he's eating.

Online dating is horrid for everyone and I'd also avoid it if it can be helped. Much easier to meet the other gender in more relaxed settings to form a connection which can develop. 38 years old for a man is not too old to date either. Hell, even finding someone in his target age group it would not be that hard. (Although I cannot imagine why you'd want to date somebody that young, 25+ would certainly be doable though, much easier for a man too)
Somebody told me once dating as a man in his 30s is like catching fish in a barrel and he was pretty right about that as your market is huge. 20-somethings are interested in you for your maturity and stability, women your age range are because they're also your age range and you are available, and you can go older too if you want to. Contrary to what Lucas says women, contrary to men, are also usually not all that picky about somebody older and will date men older than them. Sure there are women who'd say with, let's say, 25 that somebody 35 is too old for them but honestly they're the minority. That's in Europe though, the US might differ.
The married women I know , their husbands are not far from their own age.

He just doesn't bring anything to the table. He wouldn't even for a 40 year old single mother. He's repugnant.
The married women I know, the husbands are not far from their own age.
 
So he did go through with it. Use a board game to try to catch prey. His Batman pantaloonies are pretty damn "ripe" by now.

He didn't say that anyone played with him, nor even paid him any mind.

His tweets are getting angry again, he told a girl "how dare she talk to him like that".....and then further says to her "fuck you. You fuckin bitch. Ageist whore."
 
The married women I know, the husbands are not far from their own age.

Who said anything about marriage?

Offtopic but if you want some top quality salt regarding the topic whether men should date younger or not, ask any single woman in her 30s. Bonus points if she's divorced.

One thing I'm not gonna blame Lucas for is gaining weight on his meds, it's almost impossible not to and completely impossible for someone with as little self-control as Lucas. If he starts being angry at random women on campus, I wonder how long it'll take until he's thrown out.
 
Who said anything about marriage?

Offtopic but if you want some top quality salt regarding the topic whether men should date younger or not, ask any single woman in her 30s. Bonus points if she's divorced.

One thing I'm not gonna blame Lucas for is gaining weight on his meds, it's almost impossible not to and completely impossible for someone with as little self-control as Lucas. If he starts being angry at random women on campus, I wonder how long it'll take until he's thrown out.
Women date the man they marry, that's why I brought up marriage. It has been my experience that the younger the woman is she doesn't usually (there are exceptions) go for dating, marrying a man way older than her . But yes, the older she is the gap does get wider.
 
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It's always fun to see all his crazy in one shot.

He's gross in unwashed PJs in public fat as hell and has some hand drawn grade school effort home brew board game as a lure for girls as he's staring like a creeper and rage tweeting women.

One thing I love about Lucas is he has no fucking clue how boring he is. his insanity is his only redeeming feature and that's a horror show not a plus in the real world. All he thinks about is kid sex. No hobbies friends shows he likes things he collects it's just white noise dick toddlers make up ideas be it games science religious or political ideals to lure girls and stuff his fat face with God awful creations from a food pantry.

He tries so hard to be fitting in not seeing if he behaved like a 40 year old starting college some girls would be into that. But he thinks acting like a 15 year old girl will lure them. No woman who's open minded enough to date double her age would be against a man who wanted to start a life and career or advance learning.

Lucas has no past he can talk about that would be a red flag. if a normal 40 year old man wanted to start college he'd have years of career or life. Lucas has nut houses and beating up his ex gf.

He's a walking red flag of keep away and he thinks it's a smooth trick. That's the worst of it all his pea brain barely works but when it does its about being dishonest to get his pedo dreams secured.
 
Ahhh yes, the back of his shirt drenched in sweat. Every young girls dream.

  1. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 30m30 minutes ago
    I passed today's math. I still have 3 more this week and those 2 I fucked up on. I fuckin hate math!

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  2. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 2h2 hours ago
    I don't want any excuses. I've been walking an hour a day or more. By the time my English class rolls around the back of my shirt is drenched in sweat. I don't want to hear any excuses why I'm undateable. None. Because fuck you. That's why.
 
Ahhh yes, the back of his shirt drenched in sweat. Every young girls dream.

  1. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 30m30 minutes ago
    I passed today's math. I still have 3 more this week and those 2 I fucked up on. I fuckin hate math!

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  2. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 2h2 hours ago
    I don't want any excuses. I've been walking an hour a day or more. By the time my English class rolls around the back of my shirt is drenched in sweat. I don't want to hear any excuses why I'm undateable. None. Because fuck you. That's why.
Is someone doing his math work/equations for him? He left out the sweat dripping from his greasy head and ass. The poor students that are sitting anywhere near him.
 
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Ahhh yes, the back of his shirt drenched in sweat. Every young girls dream.

  1. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 30m30 minutes ago
    I passed today's math. I still have 3 more this week and those 2 I fucked up on. I fuckin hate math!

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  2. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 2h2 hours ago
    I don't want any excuses. I've been walking an hour a day or more. By the time my English class rolls around the back of my shirt is drenched in sweat. I don't want to hear any excuses why I'm undateable. None. Because fuck you. That's why.

If there's anything that turns on a young teeny bopper, it's an ugly middle aged fat man dripping sweat and grease, smelling of all the showers he didn't take, and leering at them while openly belching and farting.
 
Anger is growing. He keeps this kind of stuff up, he's going to get thrown back to Eastern State. I have to say, this statement is fairly reminiscent of the "right now right now right now" video.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 5m5 minutes ago
I figure I'm going to die alone, but don't say it's for what I talk about because that's fuckin' bullshit, you're fuckin' bullshit and what you believe is fuckin' bullshit, you gaslighting bullshit fools.

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