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Phil's stream is starting an hour late at ~11 AM. If he turns the camera on at (optimistically) 11:30AM and Kat is there, she could easily be done in an hour or so and head to the afternoon/evening shift by like 1 PM. She's not going to be there for the games b/c she supposedly doesn't like gore and such. But also she liked Phil's Evil Within playthrough, which of course was chock full of gore courtesy of the game itself and Phil's shit gameplay probably leading to many deaths.

I'll also note that the entire stream is supposed to be 8 hours long. Factor in what will probably be 1.5 hours of "prestream", minimum, and at least 2 20+ minute breaks, and gosh, Phil is streaming actual gameplay for a total of ~6 hours...the same amount he normally does in a standard day. What a marathon!
My favorite part of these streams is when Phil turns the camera on and you realize Kat has been sitting in silence for 90 minutes while Phil rants about nothing.
 
Phil got so worked up over the Tut situation because Tut bruised his ego. Phil claims he knew Tut was a troll the whole time (he wasn't, he just turned on Phil like all of his other whales much sooner than the others did), and yet Phil went out of his way for over a month to personally protect Tut in the chat from Phil's other whales (Swagginz, mostly), personally contacted Tut on the few times Tut threatened to leave for good and gave special thanks to Tut numerous times for all the "support". We saw Phil dance like a monkey and bend over backwards for an attention whore throwing shekels around. Total victory, dood.
 
Phil said his costume will be either a Hollywood Monster or Celebrity, and something related to chat.

Calling it now, he's going as the historical King Tut.

Edit: Bob Ross is rolling in his grave right now. What the fuck is that?
 
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Phil said his costume will be either a Hollywood Monster or Celebrity, and something related to chat.

Calling it now, he's going as the historical King Tut.
It must be. I know he goes to the Spirit of Halloween store, and those Tut costumes were everywhere this season.
 
Tut should be a cautionary tail to anyone who wants to become a paypig. Its FURTHER proof that once the money stops, he kicks you to the side. So why would anyone wanna do it? I mean when you're paying you get power and get away with anything, with Tut Phil was practically praying to him every prestream. He could get away with anything. He'd always side with Tut in any sort of drama, when Tut left Phil begged for him to come back over e-mail and yelled at the people who made Tut mad. Then the EXACT stream Tut came back said he's not paying anymore, Phil's entire demeanour towards him changed. Bam. Kicked to the curb. Then Tut starts paying again, Phil's demeanour starts being positive towards him again, but the stream chat is shitty to him so he pulls the money back, and Phil goes completely 180 on him.

Any potential paypig MUST be like "Wow, so Phil only will like me for my money and when it stops I get abandoned hard and if I want it back I can a storm of hate from him."
 
So, how long did Kat last? An hour or less? I knew she wouldn't be on the whole stream, I think he just needed an excuse to let her leave. Probably would've blamed anything or anyone. I get the feeling this was more to "show us up" that he's still got a girlfriend.

Still don't buy it Dave, stop sexually harassing your live-in maid.
 
So, how long did Kat last? An hour or less? I knew she wouldn't be on the whole stream, I think he just needed an excuse to let her leave. Probably would've blamed anything or anyone. I get the feeling this was more to "show us up" that he's still got a girlfriend.

Still don't buy it Dave, stop sexually harassing your live-in maid.

She was there 3-4 hours. Looked bored out of her fucking mind the whole time and turned down multiple requests from chat to play the games.
 
She was there 3-4 hours. Looked bored out of her fucking mind the whole time and turned down multiple requests from chat to play the games.

So him and his girlfriend get to spend a few hours together that usually is spent with her "working" or "at the gym" and they can't even pretend to be happy about it? I've seen divorced couples happier about meeting up. Every time I hear or see anything about this "couple" it just makes me more and more sure they were never actually a couple. The awkwardness of them together is astounding. Especially how he was always so mushy about it when it was first revealed.

Why he constantly tries to convince the world they're happy together IDK, it's doing the exact opposite for me.

Glad I missed it tbh, the idea of watching 2 people not even keeping up the pretense of being happy together sounds terrible.
 
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