Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's opinion on the Sonic poster:

 

[DefunctChip]

Looks like a pretty lukewarm response. I guess we can't expect a massive chimp out over this one.

He's responding to this edit of the poster, for the record.

EDIT: Goddammit, late by ONE minute.

 

[nertz]

Hmmm yeah it's not perfect and I'll bluntly tell you so despite the effort you put into making something solely for my benefit.

Never change, Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@Fumanchuchu (who herself got burned by Chris after making him a Sonichu plush) called out Chris on his criticism of the photoshopped Sonichu poster, and Chris apologizes to both her and the person who made the Sonichu art.

 

[dacwcman68]

@Fumanchuchu (who herself got burned by Chris after making him a Sonichu plush) called out Chris on his criticism of the photoshopped Sonichu poster, and Chris apologizes to both her and the person who made the Sonichu art.

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Even an apology by Chris feels about as sincere as a slap across the face

 

[nvrwastetree]

He's technically Cryzels father too and Chris married the kid like a Mormon elder.

Which proves he only knows the word incest, not the actually meaning, because if he did, that shit with every character calling him father would have been rectified.

Chris is gonna fucking go NUCLEAR

I can't wait.

 

[DeathHeat]

@Fumanchuchu (who herself got burned by Chris after making him a Sonichu plush) called out Chris on his criticism of the photoshopped Sonichu poster, and Chris apologizes to both her and the person who made the Sonichu art.

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Go to hell, Chris.

The dimensional merge is for people who show unwarranted kindness towards you, you cock face piece of shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ben Schwartz as Sonic and Jim Carrey as Robotnik, allegedly. This is going to be so good. Chris’ reaction, that is, not this piece of shit movie.

God damn, I wonder what Sanic spergs like Richard Kuta have to say about this? If he's not involved (he's not) he'll probably be threatening to do a flip or shoelace it at the premiere. I have to check on this, I am sure there are lulz to be harvested.

 

[Mason Verger]

Which proves he only knows the word incest, not the actually meaning, because if he did, that shit with every character calling him father would have been rectified.



I can't wait.

Oh he knows incest, he admitted to wanting to fuck Barb on Facebook while commenting on a story about a mother/son couple.

Chris is very familiar with the love that dare not speak its name..

 

[fiu0cm]

Which proves he only knows the word incest, not the actually meaning, because if he did, that shit with every character calling him father would have been rectified.

Chris knows what incest is

 

[johnny5150]

Which proves he only knows the word incest, not the actually meaning, because if he did, that shit with every character calling him father would have been rectified.

that sounds more like a cult then incest.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris knows what incest is
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Now I am wondering how Bob feels about Barb and Chris's creepy relationship when he was alive. Guess, we will never know.

 

[I am a nigger]

I'm still convinced he's going to chimp, blarms is minor compared to this atrocity.

 

[Rupin]

I'm still convinced he's going to chimp, blarms is minor compared to this atrocity.

Nah, I think at the most he'll try and rally others to chimp out for him. I the memory of his time in the slammer is still fresh in his mind after all these years.

 

[Time of Space]

Him going Blarms over it won't happen it'd be too obvious. Chris' most entertaining antics always come out of nowhere.
However I could see him hyper-focusing on a single minor aspect in the movie and that going somewhere.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Looks like a pretty lukewarm response. I guess we can't expect a massive chimp out over this one.

Yeah, probably not, but when the BLARMS thing, his chimp out was strangely delayed... he perfectly knew but decided to go mental about it only many months after.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

@Fumanchuchu (who herself got burned by Chris after making him a Sonichu plush) called out Chris on his criticism of the photoshopped Sonichu poster, and Chris apologizes to both her and the person who made the Sonichu art.

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Chris giving feedback on art is like DSP giving game dev feedback to Todd Howard. "Now if you'll excuse me I have high class art to make."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris had a dream about one of the MLP VAs and tagged her in his tweets about it.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Chris had a dream about one of the MLP VAs and tagged her in his tweets about it.

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Yeah this is pretty fucking creepy even for Chris.

 

[cans.wav]

Chris had a dream about one of the MLP VAs and tagged her in his tweets about it.

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Forcing someone to "dream" with you sounds awfully like something else