Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[DCM90]

So the merge in 20 years is just a cop out so he can't ever be wrong. The saga is basically done with only the disastrous side effect of watching him kiss the air and pretend he's talking to fictional characters

Same thing happened in Heaven's Gate. It took decades for them to "merge" .
He only needs to solidify his doctrine and form a strong circle of small troon followers.

 

[.Magichan]

Same thing happened in Heaven's Gate. It took decades for them to "merge" .
He only needs to solidify his doctrine and form a strong circle of small troon followers.

So that's it then. Basically the first stages of game over. Barb is going to die and Chris is going to do something disgustingly stupid and get in serious trouble. His naive manchild tendencies being used for evidence of him being insane and completely incapable.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

So the merge in 20 years is just a cop out so he can't ever be wrong. The saga is basically done with only the disastrous side effect of watching him kiss the air and pretend he's talking to fictional characters

No, the 20 years things was from Magi-Chan. Seems like that was a third party trying to stop Chris from thinking about the Merge - telling him it would really take 20 years and that the Sonichu-verse would be required to hibernate.

Chris went along at first, but seemed distressed. The next day, either the Troon Squad regrouped or Chris decided on his own that Magi-Chan's info about the Merge was fake, because he tweeted about how the 20 years thing was misinformation spread by a "gremlin."

 

[.Magichan]

No, the 20 years things was from Magi-Chan. Seems like that was a third party trying to stop Chris from thinking about the Merge - telling him it would really take 20 years and that the Sonichu-verse would be required to hibernate.

Chris went along at first, but seemed distressed. The next day, either the Troon Squad regrouped or Chris decided on his own that Magi-Chan's info about the Merge was fake, because he tweeted about how the 20 years thing was misinformation spread by a "gremlin."

So there's some strange back and forth with some of the trolls pretending to be/ talking to Magi-Chan and Chris having his schizo conversations with his own interpretation of Magi-Chan talking to him.
To say Chris has the deepest lolcow lore is an understatement.

 

[Gunslinger]

No, the 20 years things was from Magi-Chan. Seems like that was a third party trying to stop Chris from thinking about the Merge - telling him it would really take 20 years and that the Sonichu-verse would be required to hibernate.

Chris went along at first, but seemed distressed. The next day, either the Troon Squad regrouped or Chris decided on his own that Magi-Chan's info about the Merge was fake, because he tweeted about how the 20 years thing was misinformation spread by a "gremlin."

Just speculation of course, but I was thinking the Captain was the one playing Magi-chan in those tweets and he was trying to end this Merge business by saying it would take 20 years, as well as dox the troon he had info on. But Chris will reject your reality and insert his own every time. He is bound and determined to escape all the problems he has through this Merge fantasy.

 

[AnOminous]

Just speculation of course, but I was thinking the Captain was the one playing Magi-chan in those tweets and he was trying to end this Merge business by saying it would take 20 years, as well as dox the troon he had info on.

Whoever it was, it was gay ops. None of this shit will have a good ending and playing into Chris's delusions even "for a good cause" looks more and more like a mistake.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Instead of waiting 20 years, they could have told him the merge will only happen after he got a job. That would have been more interesting.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Instead of waiting 20 years, they could have told him the merge will only happen after he got a job. That would have been more interesting.

The melt-down would've been, certainly. He freaks out when people who aren't trolls suggest he get a job.

 

[Milk Mage]

It's official, Christory now has deeper lore than most fictional series

 

[Done]

Just speculation of course, but I was thinking the Captain was the one playing Magi-chan in those tweets and he was trying to end this Merge business by saying it would take 20 years, as well as dox the troon he had info on. But Chris will reject your reality and insert his own every time. He is bound and determined to escape all the problems he has through this Merge fantasy.

That is my personal theory as well. It completely fits the Captain's established style of ahem.. intervening.

Instead of waiting 20 years, they could have told him the merge will only happen after he got a job. That would have been more interesting.

Delusions are pointless to Chris if they remind him of his problems, if someone tells him the merge will happen when he gets a job, then he would just crash into slumber until a new troll tells him a story he likes.

 

[.Magichan]

That is my personal theory as well. It completely fits the Captain's established style of ahem.. intervening.

Delusions are pointless to Chris if they remind him of his problems, if someone tells him the merge will happen when he gets a job, then he would just crash into slumber until a new troll tells him a story he likes.

It's a disgustingly sad state of affairs when his veteran trolls have to be the one's that protect him. And even then I feel incredibly bad for watching them try. I'm sure it's draining them. He's losing it, we all know he's losing, and its as if the little things that bothered people have morphed into something more terrifying.

 

[Done]

It's a disgustingly sad state of affairs when his veteran trolls have to be the one's that protect him. And even then I feel incredibly bad for watching them try. I'm sure it's draining them. He's losing it, we all know he's losing, and its as if the little things that bothered people have morphed into something more terrifying.

There's no point in protecting Chris, because he will consistently choose to leave that protection for anyone who tells him what he wants to hear.

Chris will get trolled and trolled until he keels over his Legos and dies. I am not even alogging here, this is essentially statement of future fact at this point.

Another thing, recent events have proven that the idea of trolls protecting Chris is simply absurd and unworkable, it is patently impossible to do because there's an inherent contradiction at play here, because tardwranglers don't seek actively seek content on the tards they're wrangling, this is literally like hiring the pyromaniacs to be the firemen, it won't work because they love watching the flames too much to actually douse them.

 

[.Magichan]

There's no point in protecting Chris, because he will consistently choose to leave that protection for anyone who tells him what he wants to hear.

Chris will get trolled and trolled until he keels over his Legos and dies. I am not even alogging this, this is essentially statement of future fact at this point.

Another thing, recent events have proven that the idea of trolls protecting Chris is simply absurd and unworkable, it is patently impossible to do because there's an inherent contradiction at play here, because tardwranglers don't seek actively seek content on the tards they're wrangling, this is literally like hiring the pyromaniacs to be the firemen, it won't work because they love watching the flames too much to actually douse them.

Yeah, I think breaking any emotional investment is the way to go.

 

[Guardsman42]

There's no point in protecting Chris, because he will consistently choose to leave that protection for anyone who tells him what he wants to hear.

Chris will get trolled and trolled until he keels over his Legos and dies. I am not even alogging here, this is essentially statement of future fact at this point.

Another thing, recent events have proven that the idea of trolls protecting Chris is simply absurd and unworkable, it is patently impossible to do because there's an inherent contradiction at play here, because tardwranglers don't seek actively seek content on the tards they're wrangling, this is literally like hiring the pyromaniacs to be the firemen, it won't work because they love watching the flames too much to actually douse them.

I disagree on this.

It's one thing to get a kick out of watching a lolcow be a lolcow. But it's another to watch people maliciously use a lolcow or pressure them into suicide.

I'm pretty sure it's been Established when the chips are truly down, it's Chris' trolls who dug him out of the serious trouble. I could be wrong, but doesn't KF in general come down really hard on people actively trying to drive people to suicide etc? Chris' biggest trolls are the ones who are best suited to realize when he makes a turn for the worse..they documented every thing and learned his patterns.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, when 2019 comes along and the merge doesn't happen, what do you suppose Chris will do then? Do like what most "prophets" do and move the date? Or just shit and do nothing after a brief meltdown?

 

[.Magichan]

So, when 2019 comes along and the merge doesn't happen, what do you suppose Chris will do then? Do like what most "prophets" do and move the date? Or just shit and do nothing after a brief meltdown?

Probably start begging for money while threatening to kill us when he achieves godhood if we don't.

"I can not promise that I will be able to save all your lives, but I assure you those that support me now in my time of need will get priority when I achieve CPU Goddess-hood"

 

[Deadpool]

Our job is to observe, discuss, and document cows. Ideally we shouldn't be trolling or white knighting Chris. If you're emotionally invested in a cow ESPECIALLY CHRIS you might want to step back a bit.

 

[.Magichan]

Our job is to observe, discuss, and document cows. Ideally we shouldn't be trolling or white knighting Chris. If you're emotionally invested in a cow ESPECIALLY CHRIS you might want to step back a bit.

We all learned from Null's mistake. I do follow him on Twitter, but I will add the 2 Magichan twitter accounts that troll him are not me.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Tfw the dimensional merge actually happens,and you get to be facehumped by rosechu

 

[NormanMarkus]

When the dimensions merge, will Chris still avoid responsibility? None are quite sure.

Spoiler

but the answer is yes