Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut

[Francis York Morgan]

Sheesh. This puts me in mind of the shower video he did for Kacey. Spray on some cleaner, clean a tile or two, aaaaand - that's it. What, clean the whole shower? Too hard.

The man simply does not want to work.

Didn't he freak out on a ABL call when Alec told him that writing Sonichu was his job? It's still mind-blowing to me how violently opposed to work or even effort he is.

As for the messages, I think along with the negative feedback Marvin mentioned, you should include something about how he sent you emails that could be construed as sexual harassment. Chris seems to have it in his mind that just because a woman identifies as bisexual she is okay with discussing all sorts of intimate details about her personal life. It's so disgusting.

 

[GS 281]

We all have that one family member who just won't work. He/She's in his 20s-30s and they just do not want a job. I think Chris sort of tries, but no matter what, he is not cut out for 9-5 5 day a week or even 1-5 3 days a week. For an autistic, he sure is adverse to repetition and routine.

 

[BT 075]

We all have that one family member who just won't work. He/She's in his 20s-30s and they just do not want a job. I think Chris sort of tries, but no matter what, he is not cut out for 9-5 5 day a week or even 1-5 3 days a week. For an autistic, he sure is adverse to repetition and routine.

If you get that drill inspector from Full Metal Jacket and Chris in one room he'll be folding cardboard boxes and making paperclips like a champ in no time.

Chris does not do anything because he has the option not to.

For my job I work with autistic kids, one of them works at a job doing simple manual labor. One day he decides he does not want to go "because his 'work shirt' hasn't been washed". His previous helper would just let him stay in bed if he did such a thing, and call off his employer. His parents did too. Not me, though. I still gave him have his breakfast, and I still give him his pills. At eight o'clock he's supposed to be on the bus, so I kick him out the house, lock the door and leave. I know he will go to his work because he has no other options; he cannot call anyone, his phone doesn't work and no one would let him in so early on a sunday. He totally went to work just fine, because he had no other option.

 

[CWCissey]

We all have that one family member who just won't work. He/She's in his 20s-30s and they just do not want a job. I think Chris sort of tries, but no matter what, he is not cut out for 9-5 5 day a week or even 1-5 3 days a week. For an autistic, he sure is adverse to repetition and routine.

It's not a question of routine and repetition, it's a question of what Chris finds fun.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

We all have that one family member who just won't work. He/She's in his 20s-30s and they just do not want a job. I think Chris sort of tries, but no matter what, he is not cut out for 9-5 5 day a week or even 1-5 3 days a week. For an autistic, he sure is adverse to repetition and routine.

He most definitely loves routine. One of the things he loved about high school was the routine. Unfortunately, Chris's routine for years has been playing with various toys and some light chores. Were Chris forced to work, he'd complain a lot, then become accustomed to the routine and calm down.

Chris will not have the patience for a book like The Ethical Slut. A man who reads children's books and struggles selling goods and services to people eager to pay him will never read a long book about sensitive matters and interacting with multiple people.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

It's not a question of routine and repetition, it's a question of what Chris finds fun.

Right. Chris actually does find some comfort in order and routine but his laziness trumps all. In order to get him into doing what he needs to do, you have to drag him kicking and screaming the entire way.

 

[GS 281]

Right. Chris actually does find some comfort in order and routine but his laziness trumps all. In order to get him into doing what he needs to do, you have to drag him kicking and screaming the entire way.

That's half the fun.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

That's half the fun.

Just be sure to record the screams.

 

[timtommy]

Well, slut has the added notion of "... with changing partners".

Ie: Both sluts and sex positive people regularly have sex but a 'slut' doesn't mind switching partners a lot more often. At least that's what I thought.

I don't know. I think most people who identify as sex positive have many partners at times when they are not in a relationship. Same applies to "sluts".

As people have said the main difference is that slut is a pejorative term. A corollary of that is that people who are "sluts" may feel shame or self-hatred about it, while people who are "sex-positive" don't.

But they are just terms. Some people have a lot of sex. Chris wants to be one of those people. Whether you would call him a "slut", "sex-positive", a "player", or a rhesus monkey doesn't really matter.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But they are just terms. Some people have a lot of sex. Chris wants to be one of those people. Whether you would call him a "slut", "sex-positive", a "player", or a rhesus monkey doesn't really matter.

It does matter. They're not the same thing. Being sex-positive is about not feeling shame or guilt in regards to sex and taking responsibility for one's behavior. Chris doesn't get any of that, he thinks it means nothing else than fucking a lot.

 

[Marvin]

Well, slut has the added notion of "... with changing partners".

Ie: Both sluts and sex positive people regularly have sex but a 'slut' doesn't mind switching partners a lot more often. At least that's what I thought.

A sex positive person doesn't necessarily have sex a lot, they just don't judge sex negatively. A sex positive person could be asexual, for example.

 

[YI 457]

It does matter. They're not the same thing. Being sex-positive is about not feeling shame or guilt in regards to sex and taking responsibility for one's behavior. Chris doesn't get any of that, he thinks it means nothing else than fucking a lot.

A sex positive person doesn't necessarily have sex a lot, they just don't judge sex negatively. A sex positive person could be asexual, for example.

So... Chris should be a tolerant person, and by now we know that he's more than comfortable building his own identity by mindlessly opposing/hating things/people/ideas. He's way ahead of being sex positive... or any sexual-ish at all.

 

[Marvin]

So... Chris should be a tolerant person, and by now we know that he's more than comfortable building his own identity by mindlessly opposing/hating things/people/ideas. He's way ahead of being sex positive... or any sexual-ish at all.

That brassieres for males page is still up. Shaming men's bodies? That's not very sex positive of Chris...

 

[Flufflehugs]

I have received the first three pages of my comic. The tribadism scene will probably arrive in a few days.

Open the images in a new tab to read them.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

I have received the first three pages of my comic. The tribadism scene will probably arrive in a few days.

Open the images in a new tab to read them.

It's been too long since I read the Sonichu comics. I forgot about the occasional flood of word balloons that engulfed about 90% of the page.

 

[Bridechu]

Thanks for the comics, Mimi! I've updated the transcript I previously did for people who have trouble reading it still.

Spoiler

PAGE 1

Chris: There's a sale on at JCP. Half price on all blouses, dresses and skirts.
Robbie: Really? Let's go!

Chris: Oh... Let me go take care of this first!
Robbie: Oh, yeah! I really hate those blue arms!
It's a crime and a major insult from Sega!

Chris/Sonic?: To Sega: Recall everything Sonic Boom and change his arm colour back!!! Now!!!

Robbie: Ooh! Forget the sale! I found something much better!

PAGE 2

Robbie: Hi there.

Mimi: Hello.
Robbie: You're looking pretty and fine!
Mimi: Thank you. You're cute, too.
Robbie: Wanna get some coffee and chat?
Mimi: Okay.

Robbie: Oh, but I was so impulsive. I'm Robbie!

Mimi: My name is Mimi.
It's alright; I have my own not-so-well thought out moments too.

Robbie: Really!! I always thought I was more impulsive than my sister Christine, and she is constantly covered in glitter, jewelry and sparkling clothes.

Mimi: Seriously?! With your hair, smooth skin and fur, I would have taken you for a daily spa-goer.

Robbie: "Spa-goer"? My family and I split our makeup, cremes[sic], shampoo and conditioners, and I take my baths/showers every night. And we take a monthly spa treatment.

Mimi: Monthly? Well in this economy, I guess once a month is affordable to the average individual.

Robbie: Yeah. Oh! I should mention. I have a lovely girlfriend; she and I are very close, but we are in an open relationship, which is good for us in exploring our individual ideas and feelings among others as well.

Mimi: Really? An open relationship. Are you positive you're not just saying that to go around breaking fragile hearts?

Robbie: What? Absolutely not!!! I have empathy and I would not want my heart broken either!

PAGE 3

Mimi: Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, calm down! I was only teasing to test you. You're okay, Robbie. My intuition agrees.

Robbie: Oh, okay. I tend to take things literally but I eventually do pick up on the subtle visual and body languages. I was caught off-guard. I do not like being taken advantage of, and I really would not take advantage for anything selfish.

Mimi: Oh, Robbie. You really are one in a million. I feel a welcoming presence in your. You are so genuine; I can't help but like you!

Mimi: ... And so, my creator told me to be less fussy and move on with my life.

Robbie: I hear you totally! My mom and dad are telling me, like, "Don't worry and overthink every detail; everything will work out in the end". Wise words.

Mimi: Yeah! Going on relaxed feelings and intuition works better than constantly worrying on everything.

This has been a good talk. Do you want to check out the dress sale, and maybe afterwards hang out at my place a while and see where we go from there?

Robbie: That sounds delightful. Let's go!

 

[Stud2Stud]

Thanks at Marvin and Alec to clear that up.

Now concerning the comic. Goddamnit is it wordy, even by Chris standard.
And I know this is going to sound immature as hell, but Mimis tail in the last panel of the first page looks like a

The dialogues are just pure delight.

 

[meatslab]

Next time I go to the mall and want to creep on chat up a cute girl I'll just bring up my monthly spa treatments, glitter, and how much I don't take advantage of girls. I'll be rolling in the pussay.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I have received the first three pages of my comic. The tribadism scene will probably arrive in a few days.

Open the images in a new tab to read them.

Sonichu sure is going in an odd direction. Why did everyone have a sex change? Is CWCVille suddenly reallocating soup hotel money for boob-jobs? It's times like this I wish Chris still ran the Mailbag.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Flufflehugs, you are a benefactor to humanity. Thank you for being the patron of this Sistine Chapel of craziness.

Robbie and Mimi look like Monty Python dudes in drag.