Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Five Oaks? More like Five Strokes.

 

[FemalePresident]

Jack should be cooking prison food.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack should be cooking prison food.

Jack should be eating prison food.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Jack should be eating prison food.

Jack should be sucking cock in prison.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I love the bit at the end where he blames Tammy for fucking up the video. The barely contained contempt that flashes in his good eye is unmistakeable. How long can Tammy hold out for Stroke Three before she gets impatient?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Jack should be sucking cock in prison.

Jack should be murdered and raped in prison. Wait, is this not the Chris subforum?

 

[Aaway]

I love the bit at the end where he blames Tammy for fucking up the video. The barely contained contempt that flashes in his good eye is unmistakeable. How long can Tammy hold out for Stroke Three before she gets impatient?

its a wonder tammy hasn't left his useless ass yet. she's the one with an actual job and income while her husband has one working arm, sits on his ass all day, and films a 2 minute "cooking" video once a week

or maybe she's having an affair

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do?

I did it a few times.

When I was like 6 years old and doing obnoxious stuff with stretchy pizza cheese at the table.

Then my parents would tell me to knock that shit off and the fun was over

 

[Zero fks to give]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

It's a scalfatty thing

its a wonder tammy hasn't left his useless ass yet. she's the one with an actual job and income while her husband has one working arm, sits on his ass all day, and films a 2 minute "cooking" video once a week

or maybe she's having an affair

Life insurance

 

[JackDavis]

This nigga eats Vietnamese Pho (which he writes with a french accent over the o) from a Thai restaurant. The reason a Thai restaurant serves Pho is because Americans think all Asians are the same.
I don't have problems with making things differently from how they are in the countries they originate from, that's just cooking, but what he's making is not Pho. What makes Pho are the complex amounts of spices (coriander, star anise, cinnamon, etc) in the long simmered beef stock, and he's just using boxed chicken broth.
Says Hoisin sauce is for color and a little sweetness. Nope.
He's also using Pad Thai noodles instead of Pho noodles. This may not seem like a big difference but it's like using penne instead of spaghetti.
He proceeds to pig-splain how to eat tail-on shrimp. Very strange. Then starts coughing after he takes a sip of the chicken broth, that'll sell people on the recipe.
Also I swear he's made pho before.

There are many ways to make "Lazy Man's Pho", you can buy boullion-like soup bases in packets, in jars, hell they'll even sell you precanned Pho broth, but it requires Asian grocery stores that aren't welcome in the bible belt.

 

[Aaway]

thanks for showing everyone how to eat shrimp with the tail on jack. i would've never known!

also, if you google image search "shrimp pho" you can find the thumbnail he used several rows down and it appears to be from a good housekeeping article. i'm sure he asked for permission to use it

 

[Gladatha]

thanks for showing everyone how to eat shrimp with the tail on jack. i would've never known!

also, if you google image search "shrimp pho" you can find the thumbnail he used several rows down and it appears to be from a good housekeeping article. i'm sure he asked for permission to use it

Probably another reason he blocked the comments. People were calling him out on his thumbnails.

I call him Slack Scamfani for a reason.

 

[Gladatha]

Here Jack tries to justify Jr's ugly ass tattoo as Christian as the bible doesn't specifically refer to tattoos. They say since the word wasn't invented since the 1700s then their interpretation can be forgiven as the bible only refers to scarring your body. WHICH EXACTLY WHAT A TATTOO IS.

I love it when hypocrites try to justify their actions by using the bible, but it works against them.

 

[Aaway]

quick! everyone use that channel to comment on jack's incompetence/stealing thumbnails/incoming stroke/failure at keto/racism and bigotry/lying about being sent products to review before he turns them off

 

[Rei is shit]

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How many grills has he bought at this point?

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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He should get off his ass and help her. Doesn't he know that many hands make light work. Actually scratch that. He doesn't have but one to offer.

 

[Applejack]

Serious question. Does anybody here or anyone you know stick their tongue out when taking a bite like him and Tammy do? Is it a fat person thing or is it uniquely Scalfani?
I just paid attention to how I eat and my tongue is way far back behind my teeth so I don't bite it off.

I knew this one guy that would stick his tongue out for no fucking reason. It's seems like this shit is un related, cuz hed do that before sex and it was such a turn off.

Jack should be cooking prison food.

why would you punish anyone with this? It's inhumane.

 

[Adamska]

Here Jack tries to justify Jr's ugly ass tattoo as Christian as the bible doesn't specifically refer to tattoos. They say since the word wasn't invented since the 1700s then their interpretation can be forgiven as the bible only refers to scarring your body. WHICH EXACTLY WHAT A TATTOO IS.

I love it when hypocrites try to justify their actions by using the bible, but it works against them.

How much of a pussy do you have to be to feel so insecure you actually get hurt by the actions of others?

Regardless, fuck you Jack tattoos are banned by the Bible. Not that you care, given you're an asshole who thinks just believing saves you.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Regardless, fuck you Jack tattoos are banned by the Bible.

There is a passage in the Bible, in Leviticus, that prohibits tattoos, but it's part of the same set of laws that also banned or required a whole bunch of other things - they banned consumption of pork/shellfish, for instance, and said that menses was "unclean" so women were required to be isolated and then ritually purified each month. Many Christians believe that the series of moral laws on keeping your body "clean" physically, by what put you put on it or into it (or what comes out of it), was intended primarily for the Jews, though, and that now it has been more or less surpassed by the set of moral laws that Jesus gave.

In Acts 15, a group of Jesus' followers (most of whom were Jewish) wrote a letter to some new Gentile converts, essentially saying that they did not want to burden them with all of the Jewish laws and rituals, but instructing them that they "would do well to avoid" a selected handful of things: eating meat that had been sacrificed in pagan rituals, eating blood, eating animals that had been strangled, and sexual immorality. The argument can therefore be made that Christians aren't required to follow all of the Levitical laws (which included the prohibition on tattoos).

tl;dr: does the Bible ban tattoos? Yes. But does it say that Christians can't get tattoos? Unclear.

 

[AnOminous]

Regardless, fuck you Jack tattoos are banned by the Bible. Not that you care, given you're an asshole who thinks just believing saves you.

How do you even know what you believe in without a Bible? I mean, when you're as stupid as a Scalfani.