DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

phil is a fat, and fat people float

also "I could figure it out quickly"
yeah, if you weren't drowning
guy acts like he could have a level head in an emergency, guy almost shat himself in fear when a 11 year old girl called him a name

Not sure what it is but this swimming thing reminds me of the time he said he doesn't need a smoke detector because if there ever were a fire he would smell the smoke and wake up. Guess it is just the astounding level of hubris combined with the incredible lack of knowledge.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Even if he didn't climax, it is absolutely disgusting considering the amount of finger sniffing and "beard" touching he does during the streams.
Think about it:
This motherfucker probably crawled out of bed, didn't take a shower, went through his greasy hair couple of times, stroke his (probably unwashed) dick, and touched his mouth/nose all without washing his filthy, cum-stained hands.

At last, something posted on the internet that I can't masturbate to!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Not sure what it is but this swimming thing reminds me of the time he said he doesn't need a smoke detector because if there ever were a fire he would smell the smoke and wake up. Guess it is just the astounding level of hubris combined with the incredible lack of knowledge.

hubris and tons of ego
especially with the fire situation
if he's sleeping, by the time he would smell the smoke, half of his bedroom would be filled with smoke aaand he'll basically have to crawl his way out
assuming his body wake up to the smell of smoke, it's amazing what a person can sleep through
and oh boy if he was drinking before bedtime, he'd be fucked

 

[BallBuster]

They’re not trying to get Phil to notice them and they aren’t closet DSP fans. They’re fans of whoever is predicted to make the TIHYDP for that game. Or, in recent times, they’re Tevin’s fans. That’s why I joked about DSP and tevin being in cahoots, DSP gets a lot more “interaction” if tevin is restreaming and many of those troll cheers and tips are trying to get tevin or tevin’s chat to laugh.

I’ve seen some really good troll cheers, so they do sometimes knock one out of the park.

If you give money, any amount, to Phil to troll him, I don’t care who you are or what you say, you’re dumb. Plain and simple. He makes a significant amount of money from trolls who try to bait him. Just fucking stop (meant that in general not towards you).

 

[Haunter]

It looks Phil will be continuing to play Apex Legends for today's first stream, and then possibly tomorrow's as well. Posts about those stream's happenings can continue going in the "Apex Legends" thread

 

[Commander Keen]

If you give money, any amount, to Phil to troll him, I don’t care who you are or what you say, you’re dumb. Plain and simple. He makes a significant amount of money from trolls who try to bait him. Just fucking stop (meant that in general not towards you).

I have no problem with other people spending money to entertain me. I’m not gonna turn down a free drink at the bar, and I’m not gonna tell some other jackass to not send DSP 50 cents to send him on a rant about this or that.

There are genuine anti-reverse-negative trolls who send DSP money to annoy people who get annoyed when DSP gets money, so you can’t win for losing in this game.

 

[Adamska]

He 100% can’t. I actually just started going to a gym so I could do some water exercise and probably have swam in any significant way since high school, and I got back in as easy as dressing myself. It’s a literal yes or no answer god damnit dark!

I refuse to believe anyone could just forget how to do something as simple as swimming unless they had some mental prob.....ohhhhhh......yeah, he forgot how to swim.

Nahh, Pig just never did anything strenuous in his life given his absolute lack of muscle mass, but doesn't for some reason want to look weak for not knowing a skill that is somewhat situational to know and a common item people may not know how to do. Why?

Serious Cluster B Personality problems.

 

[BallBuster]

Nahh, Pig just never did anything strenuous in his life given his absolute lack of muscle mass, but doesn't for some reason want to look weak for not knowing a skill that is somewhat situational to know and a common item people may not know how to do. Why?

Serious Cluster B Personality problems.

He’s got muscles that sag down to the ground baby!
https://twitter.com/dsparchives/status/1093680088959328261?s=21

 

[Alxmir23]

He’s got muscles that sag down to the ground baby!
https://twitter.com/dsparchives/status/1093680088959328261?s=21

you didnt see his leg btw? super sickly looking. horrible

 

[Xenomorph]

He’s got muscles that sag down to the ground baby!
https://twitter.com/dsparchives/status/1093680088959328261?s=21

Complete and total atrophy, it's like he has been in a coma.

 

[flatsoda]

During the 02/07/19 Call of Duty Blackout Run and Camp Stream, Darksydephil revealed the grift behind this years tax fundraising

Spoiler: Darksydephil Tax Talk

[2019-02-07 19:31:29 PST] freddylamarbausley: cheer95 I'm getting my refund check soon. how does that work for u since ur self employed

"For me, I basically never get a refund.
Never.
'Cuz you're supposed- you're expected to pay, over the course of the year, four times estimated, based on what you estimate your income is. And then, basically, they calculate at the end of the year, to tell you if you've paid enough or not. If you ever overpaid, they just apply to the next year's taxes anyway. Which are immediately due, first payment, by the end of April.
So, all that being said, uhm, I never get a refund. Ever since I've been self-employed, I've never gotten a refund-refund.
Uhm.
This year, I FUCKED, I haven't paid any taxes 'cuz I couldn't afford it!
So, I don't know what's gonna happen this year."

Gets killed by another player from a long distance.
Gets salty and claims the kill was illegitimate.

"But, anyway, yeah it sucks!
I really hope I can raise more money between now and April! I think it's due, I think the payment, the- that payment of what I owe is due April 15th.
So, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna set my taxes probably by the end of this month. I'm waiting for two tax documents. I don't get them, more than likely, I'm just gonna take time off at the end of the month, to get the taxes done.
I explained to them I need it done before April, because, actually, just so everyone knows is, this isn't official yet, BUT, it's actually looking like- remember, I said I might be visiting my parents?
*HAND CLAP*
It's probably gonna be sooner rather than later.
It's probably gonna be sometime in April ,and so if I'm going in April, that means I won't even be here, to collect my taxes, and pay what I owe.
So, I need to do it, maybe even further ahead, then originally I had thought.
So, if that's the case, uhm, *LOOKS OFFSCREEN, TOWARDS THE WALL CALENDAR THAT WAS PAID WITH AN AMAZON GIFT CARD SENT BY A PAYPIG* I need to have my taxes done sometime in March.
So, I'll even tell the guy, 'Listen, you know, FYI, I might not be here, er, early April! So I need to have my taxes done right away!'
And hopefully, then he'll tell me exactly what I owe.
Right?
And, THEN, I'll at least know!
I'll at least know, based on how much I make this month from Twitch, and any extra money that I raise between now, and say, the end of March, early April I'll know how much I owe that I can't pay. And I'm gonna have back taxes."

Here's the important bit:

"So, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna set my taxes probably by the end of this month. I'm waiting for two tax documents. I don't get them, more than likely, I'm just gonna take time off at the end of the month, to get the taxes done.
I explained to them I need it done before April, because, actually, just so everyone knows is, this isn't official yet, BUT, it's actually looking like- remember, I said I might be visiting my parents?
*HAND CLAP*
It's probably gonna be sooner rather than later.
It's probably gonna be sometime in April, and so if I'm going in April, that means I won't even be here, to collect my taxes, and pay what I owe." - Phil "Darksydephil" Burnell, 02/07/19

So. Just to get this straight in my head.
Thanksgiving 2018: Claims that he needs to raise a "rough estimate" of $16k of extra income, to pay for the federal taxes that he wasn't able to take out of his income during the past year. Also claimed that his parents were ill and he wanted to take a trip back to Connecticut to see them and have them meet Kat before they pass away. Even though, they're not sick and are not in any danger of dying.
December 2018: Claims his parents are too old and fragile to fly out to Washington to see him and meet Kat.
December 31, 2018: Claims that his parents are going to pay for his trip back to Connecticut, and that anybody claiming otherwise is a mentally ill liar.
December 2018 - February 2019: Hardcore begging for money to pay for his upcoming tax bill, due in April 2019.
February 07, 2019: Plans to take a trip in April 2019 to take Kat to meet his parents, before they die of old age. Even though they're not sick or in any immediate risk of dying.

This guy.
Jeezus.

He needs your money. He really does. He needs your money to . . . PAY HIS BILLS.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If you give money, any amount, to Phil to troll him, I don’t care who you are or what you say, you’re dumb. Plain and simple. He makes a significant amount of money from trolls who try to bait him. Just fucking stop (meant that in general not towards you).

I'm not going to say I condone it, but not making that $5k-$7k isn't going to break the Pig roach. Besides, some of the best KAHNTENT has come from bait cheers in my opinion.

 

[Alxmir23]

I'm not going to say I condone it, but not making that $5k-$7k isn't going to break the Pig roach. Besides, some of the best KAHNTENT has come from bait cheers in my opinion.

hes still kinda fucked. this 16k thing was only to cover his taxes so he can refinance his house,a.k.a getting more loans
he still gotta pay mortgage for 2 homes,still shit at making budgets,still pays for stupid stuff like 200$ internet and multiple streaming services.

 

[BrunoMattei]

hes still kinda fucked. this 16k thing was only to cover his taxes so he can refinance his house,a.k.a getting more loans
he still gotta pay mortgage for 2 homes,still shit at making budgets,still pays for stupid stuff like 200$ internet and multiple streaming services.

The big question is how much longer can he keep going before the inevitable moving back home to Connecticut?

 

[James Smith]

The move back to CT arc is in chapter 400 of the manga, so it'll probably take place within a season or two.

 

[Alxmir23]

The big question is how much longer can he keep going before the inevitable moving back home to Connecticut?

any sensible human would just sell this white elephant of a lifestyle and move back to a cheaper place

but for phil,it would such a defeat and he refuses to look like a loser. so his pride is just delaying the inevitable

he gets angry at people telling him to sell the home....but they say that because its the best thing to do

 

[James Smith]

He'll move back to Connecticut when Kat recommends it later this year.

 

[PieceofShet]

He'll move back to Connecticut when Kat recommends it later this year.

He will never move back.

 

[Draza]

any sensible human would just sell this white elephant of a lifestyle and move back to a cheaper place

but for phil,it would such a defeat and he refuses to look like a loser. so his pride is just delaying the inevitable

he gets angry at people telling him to sell the home....but they say that because its the best thing to do

He's already a loser to a majority people, even those inside of his hugbox, i guess you can say he doesn't want to look even more as a pathetic loser as he is now. As you said,for some reason his moronic delusions,inflated ego, and pride( what's little of it) is preventing him from making good choices and accepting the harsh reality of his life. The only thing ruining Phil's life, is Phil himself.

 

[James Smith]

He will never move back.

If he gets the home equity loan he's gunning for he's never moving period.

He'll have to not only repay the entire mortgage balance, he'll have to pay off extra for the home equity loan. His condo is not going to increase in value enough to meet both of those requirements at sale. He will have fucked himself into another piece of real estate worth less than he owes. LOL.