Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter

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I like how he tries to justify Jon-Tron by saying Jon is "some useful idiot for the woodchipper". Because surely having some casual convo with Sargon and that debate where Destiny did that gish-galloping surely was proof Jon must of been some alt-right tard. Same applies to PewDiePie because somehow, a Swedish man is some tool for the alt-right.

I'd throw in these 2 cents: Anthony is likely to be jealous of whatever success those two YouTube personas have.
 
Insufferable as ever. Notice how he just sort of spergs to the wind while other people just sort of talk at him? He'll pick up on a word or two of what other people are saying then just spout things he knows.

Glad to know not going to college didn't hamper his great American success story.
 
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Somehow Anthos made comicsgate sperging more boring. I know next to nothing about comicsgate but holy shit Anthos no one cares. That being said if a badass looking Greek hoplite is my fellow traveler that's pretty dope, so fuck women and minorities in comics I guess. Beats owning a pretend furry strip club >w>
 
Somehow Anthos made comicsgate sperging more boring. I know next to nothing about comicsgate but holy shit Anthos no one cares. That being said if a badass looking Greek hoplite is my fellow traveler that's pretty dope, so fuck women and minorities in comics I guess. Beats owning a pretend furry strip club >w>
CG itself is pretty much autism like GG. @neural pointed out in his recent post on it that at this point, the only ones in the asylum are nuts on both sides. Although no one truly cares, Anthos manages to make his sperging unique by sounding rather dramatic compared to other spergs. Mind you this is a guy that has only a few months of a gap in being as old as CWC. Not to mention, this is what he's more or less dressing up as. Oddly or unsurprisingly fitting for a guy that's more or less a nerd that manages to give himself some sort of stake in all this tism. Thanks @Alan Pardew for letting us know he still dresses up like a trainwreck.
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He'll always be my favorite bozo. Anthony is a good example of why you shouldn't nuke spergs on the internet. If he didn't get his shit plastered on an ed page like that he'd probably still be waving around that Dr who wand on youtube.
 
He'll always be my favorite bozo. Anthony is a good example of why you shouldn't nuke spergs on the internet. If he didn't get his shit plastered on an ed page like that he'd probably still be waving around that Dr who wand on youtube.
His Youtube antics would be around long enough to be archived even if he was nuked off the internet which is a shame since the YT link on his ED page more or less was nuked and likely had more than his other YT account. His spergings would set him apart from others simply by the grace of his outfit and the fact you have man as old as Chris dressing up like he never really left his teenage or childhood years.
 

I'm not used to seeing Doug TenNapel getting caught up in a Twitter debacle and coming across as the reasonable one.
 
I'm not used to seeing Doug TenNapel getting caught up in a Twitter debacle and coming across as the reasonable one.
To be honest, that's probably because he hasn't come across a lol-cow like Anthos. Then again, with the autism of ComicsGate, Doug is likely to come across some people that would sound unreasonable, Anthony here being one of those people.

This guy has been a cringey faggot for his entire life
To walk around in an outfit like that and not thinking you look like a trainwreck or getting fired from Wendy's because you had to look up on their free wi-fi furries in skimpy outfits. Anthony is a few screws loose from realizing that the shit he can do or say would make him to be cringe.
 
Through the dark arts of necromancy I call forth Anthos, Wizard of Snark.

How do bozos >w>, from time to time I catch Anthos on twitter because he's still a god damn weirdo. He's just kind of a boring one. He mostly retweets MovieBob and sometimes tweets angry things at Styx Hexenhammer. He also hits on thots and trannys and tranny thots while referring to himself as a wizard. Sometimes he tries to grift his fellow speds when he remembers to. They all ignore him, and so do I.

The reason I'm bumping this thread after almost a year is he finally let something kind of interesting slip. He was whining about not getting the first stimulus because his parents put him down as a dependent. Thing is my boy Anthony is in his mid 30s. Age limit in the US to claim your kid as a dependent is 24 (and in college) unless there's some special circumstances. Last time Anthos was active he didn't have any special tard designation aside from the ones he earned online for himself. He could just be horrendously misinformed but I think it's a pretty strong indicator that he has been granted a tugboat. There are people who know more about this shit than I do of course.

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In any case, I hope this Christmas season you take the time to look back at one of my favorite tards from a bygone age.

SJW James Bond seems like a piece of work too. Is #ActuallyAutistic and everything.
 
Through the dark arts of necromancy I call forth Anthos, Wizard of Snark.

How do bozos >w>, from time to time I catch Anthos on twitter because he's still a god damn weirdo. He's just kind of a boring one. He mostly retweets MovieBob and sometimes tweets angry things at Styx Hexenhammer. He also hits on thots and trannys and tranny thots while referring to himself as a wizard. Sometimes he tries to grift his fellow speds when he remembers to. They all ignore him, and so do I.

The reason I'm bumping this thread after almost a year is he finally let something kind of interesting slip. He was whining about not getting the first stimulus because his parents put him down as a dependent. Thing is my boy Anthony is in his mid 30s. Age limit in the US to claim your kid as a dependent is 24 (and in college) unless there's some special circumstances. Last time Anthos was active he didn't have any special tard designation aside from the ones he earned online for himself. He could just be horrendously misinformed but I think it's a pretty strong indicator that he has been granted a tugboat. There are people who know more about this shit than I do of course.

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In any case, I hope this Christmas season you take the time to look back at one of my favorite tards from a bygone age.

SJW James Bond seems like a piece of work too. Is #ActuallyAutistic and everything.
I'm just surprised this asshole is still around. But I guess that spergs gotta sperg.
 
Through the dark arts of necromancy I call forth Anthos, Wizard of Snark.

How do bozos >w>, from time to time I catch Anthos on twitter because he's still a god damn weirdo. He's just kind of a boring one. He mostly retweets MovieBob and sometimes tweets angry things at Styx Hexenhammer. He also hits on thots and trannys and tranny thots while referring to himself as a wizard. Sometimes he tries to grift his fellow speds when he remembers to. They all ignore him, and so do I.

The reason I'm bumping this thread after almost a year is he finally let something kind of interesting slip. He was whining about not getting the first stimulus because his parents put him down as a dependent. Thing is my boy Anthony is in his mid 30s. Age limit in the US to claim your kid as a dependent is 24 (and in college) unless there's some special circumstances. Last time Anthos was active he didn't have any special tard designation aside from the ones he earned online for himself. He could just be horrendously misinformed but I think it's a pretty strong indicator that he has been granted a tugboat. There are people who know more about this shit than I do of course.

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In any case, I hope this Christmas season you take the time to look back at one of my favorite tards from a bygone age.

SJW James Bond seems like a piece of work too. Is #ActuallyAutistic and everything.
Seeing Anthos claim to be a dependent and yet seeing how dependent's have an age limit, I wouldn't be surprised if Anthos was making something up over it. Even then, he'd likely be living with his parents if he hasn't really gotten himself any sort of stable job even before COVID. I seen Anthos about three times on Twitter. Once where he tried to make some jab at Tim Naple because of Comicsgate was terrible to Anthos though all likely for some SJW/anti-SJW reasonings than the fact everyone involved on either side could look like a tool, another where he and a friend sperged a bit about Comicsgate and how bad it was for some SJW reasoning and not because everyone involved in it may as well be rolling in culture wars shit, and the last some weird jab at some anti-SJW tweet that didn't make Anthos look any less dumb than the guy he tried to shit on. Any tugboat he has it's either something that wouldn't sit well with the stimulus checks or said tugboat is from his days in being in the Navy so he claimed.

I'm just surprised this asshole is still around. But I guess that spergs gotta sperg.
Some people manage to move on but for Anthos, he'll still keep up his wizard stuff even though he's 6 months junior to CWC. That said, I decided to check his Twitter and the pinned tweet he has.
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Dunno about the guy with a robot but Mr. Enter, E;R. and Lilly Peet did manage to carve out their own followers with the videos they been pumping out and in Peet and Enter's case, they been doing this shit for a chunk of time while Anthos was either being a troll buster or keeping to himself and whatever circle he had on other sites like FurAffinity. Besides, if Anthos wants to make more on Patreon and get more subs, he needs to try more than just putting his voice over a bunch of random images and giving his own commentary on it. Here's an example of Anthos doing a review.
If he's wondering why these guys are more successful than him, he needs to try something different to get more subs and patrons since, at least from watching one of Enter's videos for an example, these guys managed or at least were lucky to get an established fanbase. Ended up not even bothering to watch the rest of it since he takes some time to shit on some rando sperging about Warhammer 40K because I can only imagine anyone trying to touch culture war shit's gonna be sperging hard enough to turn others away.
 
Seeing Anthos claim to be a dependent and yet seeing how dependent's have an age limit, I wouldn't be surprised if Anthos was making something up over it.
The thing is I kind of would be. Anthos has never really made anything up and is really open with weird personal shit. Like him getting fired from Wendy's because some lady caught him looking at furry porn on his laptop in the lobby was his doing. At least from what I can remember, it's been a while since I've laughed about him.

Still, him getting claimed as a dependent after being in the army and I think attending college is real fucking weird. So maybe after getting his cheeks clapped all those years ago gave him a lying streak. I'd be more willing to put my money on his parents lying to him and just pocketing the money. They do live with him, so in Anthos' own words, "they have every right to do so."

He'd only give it to some thot anyway.
 
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The thing is I kind of would be. Anthos has never really made anything up and is really open with weird personal shit. Like him getting fired from Wendy's because some lady caught him looking at furry porn on his laptop in the lobby was his doing. At least from what I can remember, it's been a while since I've laughed about him.

Still, him getting claimed as a dependent after being in the army and I think attending college is real fucking weird. So maybe after getting his cheeks clapped all those years ago gave him a lying streak. I'd be more willing to put my money on his parents lying to him and just pocketing the money. They do live with him, so in Anthos' own words, "they have every right to do so."

He'd only give it to some thot anyway.
I wouldn't be surprised if him being a dependet could be possible since oversights and the like can happen or there's some more obscure shit his parents were able to go over that allowed them to claim the 36-37 year old man as their dependent, more so if Anthos still lives with them. Still, an adult that was in the military enough to be a chef though from what I recall on the claim from the PVCC hack thread, Anthos got a dishonorable discharge. Even then, according to thread, he was able to hold some job at a bank so it could be possible that his claim of being a dependent is bogus or the reality of it that he hasn't really held down a job to qualify for the stimulus check since IIRC wouldn't one at least have to have a job or even lost said job to the COVID shutdowns to qualify for the stimulus?
 
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I'd be more willing to put my money on his parents lying to him and just pocketing the money.
Any reason to think they'd commit a felony by forging his signature on a check? Also most of those checks came by bank transfer.
 
Any reason to think they'd commit a felony by forging his signature on a check? Also most of those checks came by bank transfer.
Other than it being a really dumb idea and that Anthos is gullible, no. So you bring up an excellent point. Just doesn't feel like he'd fabricate that sort of thing is all.

Anthos could have also misinterpreted something too, his dad could have said something like, "since you're pretty much our dependent we deserve that check!" I don't know.
 
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