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Another "Birthday WEEK" confirmed.
During today's prestream, D$P confirmed the return of last year's Birthday Week while discussing when would be the best time to go see his parents. He won't be visiting them during his 'Birthday Week' due to it being to lucrative a time not to stream. They advised he chose a time not near Easter due to an increase of people traveling/traffic. Amazingly as it may seem, this had not occurred to D$P, but on retrospect he did agree that he guessed traffic could be bad due to people traveling to visit their families or something. After Easter, however is a big game release that would be bad for the business for him to miss out on.

He's also pretty sure he's going to lose the WahKhando, but is planning to end the stream early so he can cook dinner for Khet and eat it with her b/4 she goes to work.

On a side note, he equated people typing 'troll cheers' ( aka giving him $) into his stream chat to saying mean things to someone who's dog had died. Yes, not setting aside 15%+/- of every dollar earned to pay his taxes, but actively deciding to spend 100% of everything earned so that he doesn't have the money he owes the IRS/State of Washington to the extent he is in danger of losing one of his houses ( proof required ) is the same sort of mental hardship as a beloved pet dying... -.-
 
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He is still taking a long break even though his stream will end an hour early and he had 1.5 hour long prestream, with some 250 people waiting to watch his PREMIERE stream of a new game, pathetic pigroach, he surely needs the money

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I'm legit curious to know what it is that he's "cooking" too. Cause the overwhelming majority of what he "cooks" is heat-in-a-bag (or dump from bag and heat on stove/in microwave) that should take like 20 minutes tops, most of which you don't need to be present for. So the idea that he needs to stop an hour early is ridiculous.
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Anymore ridiculous than him clocking out early only to start doing his tahkses at his usual clock out time?
 
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KangarooPissSpray said:
Anymore ridiculous than him clocking out early only to start doing his tahkses at his usual clock out time?
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D$P did not clock out early to do his taxes. He took his entire 2nd stream off to do his taxes. He needs that money. He really does to pay his....bills ( insert Taxes to #SaveThaHouse ). Our boy don't do anything off the clock. Lay-about time is for laying about, Period! ...or maybe throwing some frozen, pre-made chicken burgers on the panini grill and call it 'dinner for Khet'.
 
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everytime i come home from work i have a little setup of things i do. one of them is opening up kiwi to catch up on phil and everytime i open up kiwi i cant help but think how phil thinks what he does is more difficult than a 9 to 5. dude gets to sit on his ass all day in his fully furnished house with all his shit and "work" game for 4-5 hrs a day. and he thinks he needs a day off weekly from that shit? people in my department that are 60 and 70 years old still working their ass off but phil? barely over 40 or something? its not that he cant work, its that he doesnt want to. and he pretends his little gaming setup and streaming is a job, but it isnt. its a joke being played by a man child pretending to be important and some form of adult with his "job".

hell theres streamers out there that do have a fulltime job and still stream as many hours as phil. isnt that a kick in the nads
 
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gaarashatan said:
everytime i come home from work i have a little setup of things i do. one of them is opening up kiwi to catch up on phil and everytime i open up kiwi i cant help but think how phil thinks what he does is more difficult than a 9 to 5. dude gets to sit on his ass all day in his fully furnished house with all his shit and "work" game for 4-5 hrs a day. and he thinks he needs a day off weekly from that shit? people in my department that are 60 and 70 years old still working their ass off but phil? barely over 40 or something? its not that he cant work, its that he doesnt want to. and he pretends his little gaming setup and streaming is a job, but it isnt. its a joke being played by a man child pretending to be important and some form of adult with his "job".

hell theres streamers out there that do have a fulltime job and still stream as many hours as phil. isnt that a kick in the nads
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You don't understand, as Phil has stated, it is very difficult to do "reactionary commentary". It's mentally exhausting making juvenile jokes and swearing every other word when playing a video game. Not to mention the physical toll it's taking on his body, the roach is sick every other week. What a putz
 
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gaarashatan said:
everytime i come home from work i have a little setup of things i do. one of them is opening up kiwi to catch up on phil and everytime i open up kiwi i cant help but think how phil thinks what he does is more difficult than a 9 to 5. dude gets to sit on his ass all day in his fully furnished house with all his shit and "work" game for 4-5 hrs a day. and he thinks he needs a day off weekly from that shit? people in my department that are 60 and 70 years old still working their ass off but phil? barely over 40 or something? its not that he cant work, its that he doesnt want to. and he pretends his little gaming setup and streaming is a job, but it isnt. its a joke being played by a man child pretending to be important and some form of adult with his "job".

hell theres streamers out there that do have a fulltime job and still stream as many hours as phil. isnt that a kick in the nads
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He's 36...not even 40 yet...
Plus, he has to get up out of bed and trudge the 10-15ft to his 'office' where he sits down and loads up 15-30mins of 'songs' before going to brush his teeth/hair/pee ( which he will type in chat to let everyone know ). Then he has to talk for over an hour BEFORE setting up his stream ( as can be noted most recently from his Apex co-op streams though other examples of post prestream game updates loading/cam moving and hand towel hanging in window blinds are available ). Then he takes his post pre-stream pee break before he plays a game for about 2hr. Then it's his 20+min pee break. Followed by maybe another 2hrs of streaming...after the post break pre-stream. He then takes a couple hours off to re-coup cough I mean run, run, run about doing.....stuff? until it's time to clock back in for another 2hr-ish of 'chill streaming'. After that, he has to upload the stream footage to YT. Which is only an archive of his streams even though he makes a dedicated YT Intro rehashing what he already said to his stream audience. Then there are all the emails he doesn't read because they are all sent to his Spam folder and he has to do all those social media things ( like ban folks from his forums and block folks on Twitter).
Dude, those folks who work irl jobs and then come home and stream 4+ hrs aren't 'professional streamers' like he is. They also don't make as much money streaming as he does...insert smug face and seal laugh. The fact that these folks don't have to constantly beg for quarters ( though tipping helps out now, so tip instead) is beside the point. They don't have his 10year Legacy on YT ( which is a shit platform with nothing but drama and hate videos apparently ).
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
Lmao... everybody downvotes this moron about his defense of Phil, so instead of thinking for himself he runs to Pigroach to show its Reddit thats wrong not him


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phil manipulates people more than mob mentality

Stalker Sociopath said:
You don't understand, as Phil has stated, it is very difficult to do "reactionary commentary". It's mentally exhausting making juvenile jokes and swearing every other word when playing a video game. Not to mention the physical toll it's taking on his body, the roach is sick every other week. What a putz
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oh for sure. ive seen it, if i too had to constantly raise my arms every 5mins into a tpose with my mouth open saying wtf was that thats bullshit dood! id be totally worn out too bro!
 
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TheGoutinator said:
Who gives themselves a "Birthday Week" besides narcissistic teenage girls? Why 37 year-old Phil Burnell does.
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It really does nail home just how pathetic of a social life Phil has that he needs a "Birthday Week" in order to make himself look more important. I'm honestly surprised detractors haven't picked up on it yet and made it into a detractor meme - it'd probably devastate poor Phil.
 
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TheGoutinator said:
Who gives themselves a "Birthday Week" besides narcissistic teenage girls? Why 37 year-old Phil Burnell does.
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I tried figuring this out last year and I came to 1 inescapable and undoubtable conclusion.

He's a fucking idiot.

This time I'm just going to enjoy a near middle-age man literally embarrass himself again. I hope to all hell he has another ridiculous goal again and he fails just as hard.
 
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samovski said:
I tried figuring this out last year and I came to 1 inescapable and undoubtable conclusion.

He's a fucking idiot.

This time I'm just going to enjoy a near middle-age man literally embarrass himself again. I hope to all hell he has another ridiculous goal again and he fails just as hard.
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How dare you! DSP is the most generous person on the planet!

Ya see, you're just not understanding DSP maths. You see, his fans only get to "see" Phil only a few hours a day, so in his mind, he only counts those times as his actual birthday spent with "people". How wonderfully considerate Phil is to his fans! Since, of course, they won't actually see him on his actual birthday, he stretched it to a week to make sure everyone gets to come to his streams and give him his b-day bits, because he needs that money, to pay his bills...
 
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Raven'sChild said:
D$P did not clock out early to do his taxes. He took his entire 2nd stream off to do his taxes. He needs that money. He really does to pay his....bills ( insert Taxes to #SaveThaHouse ). Our boy don't do anything off the clock. Lay-about time is for laying about, Period! ...or maybe throwing some frozen, pre-made chicken burgers on the panini grill and call it 'dinner for Khet'.
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I apologize humbly I got mixed up with him clocking out early to tend to his soul mare tonight, appreciate the correction.
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I’ve been noticing him A posing quite a bit lately? Has he been bitching about his back more lately? I have an old back injury and often do something similar while stretching my back.
 
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