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Perhaps he scheduled the release last night and has been too busy mall trotting with the demon horse?
He had time to post his usual "MUH DAY OFF WATCH MY YOUTUBE" thing. What's an extra tweet?
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Perhaps he scheduled the release last night and has been too busy mall trotting with the demon horse?
That rings a bell, something about pills for his back, then again he claims to have been practically alcoholic in the past despite livestreaming his life for the past decade and not really showing any signs of it.I thought Dave had a wee bit of a pill addiction in the past? Or was that just the gambling?
Dave’s a strange dood and I don’t pay attention to his tweets unless posted here as I’m blahked and can’t be assed to look on an alt.He had time to post his usual "MUH DAY OFF WATCH MY YOUTUBE" thing. What's an extra tweet?
No nice office with soundproofing foam and everything behind me!
You can't do this kind of stuff when you rent!! Because, if you destroy the wall when you rent, now you're responsible for it and fixing it and everything!
you appreciate the fact, that despite the fact that YouTube makes me ALMOST NO MONEY whatsoever to upload the videos here!
I really do it as fanservice, for you guys who've been longtime viewers of mine, and loved watching my stuff!
So thank you very much for all of your support up to now!
Hopefully, you know, YOU WILL REALIZE THE DIRENESS OF THIS SITUATION!
And, if you can, please help!
Thanks for making a much better transcription, in the dedicated thread I did one and my brain hurt so bad after from trying to transfer the autism to written word, couldn’t be assed to clean it up after. Literally still have a migraine from watching it on .25 speed and pecking it out on my phone, you’re a stronger man than me, doing God’s work for detractordom.03/17/19 Special Announcement Begging Video: March Begging Madness Continues
GLARES AT HIS LAPTOP OFFSCREEN TO THE LEFT
MOUSE CLICK
OBS RECORDING STARTS
TURNS TO THE VIEWERS
BUGS OUT EYES AS HE ENTERS BEGGING MODE
What is going on everyone, who watches DSPGaming on YouTube, I'm Darksydephil.
Obviously.
HAND CLAP
And I'm the person who creates all the content for this channel. You probably know who I am.
If you're an avid viewer of the content here. Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
The reason I'm making this video,
LIPS SMACK!
and putting it out today, is because today is a day off from me,
HAND CLAP
when I'm not gonna have be putting up any other videos on this channel.
Uh.
As you know, pretty much every single day I put new stuff up on this channel, with the exception of the one day that I have off from livestreaming. And the days that I am livestreaming, I always record and upload all those archives right here to DSPGaming, once I'm done.
Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
LIP SMACK!The reason that I'm doing it today, ON MY DAY OFF, is because I want this video to get a lot of attention on DSPGaming, since there's no other videos today.
Uhm.
HAND CLAP
And the bottom line is, that this coming Saturday, March - uh - 23rd 2019, I'm doing my FIRST EVER True Gaming Marathon!
Meaning: I'm gonna be streaming from roughly 10:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Twitch!
And I'm gonna be doing a wide variety of games including: more Sekiro, because it's coming out this Friday and I know people are gonna want to see more of that.
THROAT CLEAR
Retro Games, such as Donkey Kong Country series, as well as some Super Mario RPG.
Chill and Modernized Games, that you guys like to see me play. Including: Call of Duty Black Ops 4: Blackout. Probably some Modern Warfare Remastered, because I've been doing so well at that recently!
AND!
Some throwback classic Street Fighter, since you guys love watching me play that, because those are the games I grew up playing and I'm actually pretty good at them!
And I'm probably even going to do a segment on the stream, where I just kind of talk to you guys. Maybe open Q&A, or just discussions of how things are going.
Okay?
SNORT
LIP SMACK!All that being said, why am I making this video for you?
Why aren't I just putting out the videos here on DSPGaming?
Well, the reason I'm doing this marathon,
LIP SMACK!
is because my Federal Taxes are going to be due on April 15th!
I have been speaking with my Tax, uh, Guy, and he's stating that by the end of this week, he's going to tell me exactly how much I owe the Federal Government. And the bottom line is: the more I can pay out of that, the better the situation will be!
Okay?
STARTS RUBBING HIS PATCHY BEARD IN A VERY TRANSPARANT SIGN OF GUILT
Basically, the way he's explained it is: the more of what I owe, I can pay upfront, is good! Because, if I pay that off, then that's less that the government can say, 'Oh! You didn't pay it on time!' And now, there's fees and interest, and everything that gets slammed on top of that!
Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
So.
SNORT
You know?
In all honesty, this Saturday is make-or-break for me!
This Saturday is a marathon!
How it goes is make-or-break for me, because depending on how much I can raise during this Special Event, it's gonna determine how much of my taxes I can actually pay!
And, basically, get me as far out of a bad situation as possible!
It's very possible that if I can't pay off all the taxes, that there's going to be massive amounts of fees and interests that are gonna make it, basically, almost impossible for me to pay! To the point where, this year, it's gonna be such a burden on me financially, that I may actually have to, uh, sell my house!
TWIRLS FINGER IN THE AIR
And leave this awesome place! Where for the past five years, I've been making videos and streams, and doing what I love!
Uhm.
You know?
POINTS TO THE RIGHT, TO SIGNIFY KAT
Kat and I - Kat, my girlfriend who's lived with me for over a year now- love this home! We've built a life here in the last year!
PRESSES HIS STUBBY THUMB INTO HIS FLABBY CHEST
I worked my ass off to earn this house! Through YEARS AND YEARS of hard work! And have busted my ass, for the past five years to be able to afford to stay here!
And now, it's basically: Rock and a Hard Place.So.
The reason that I'm doing this, is because, my, uh, my Twitch Stream Viewers already are well aware
THROAT CLEAR
this event is going to happen!
LIP SMACK!
And they're aware of how important it is! And I'm very sure that people are gonna come out and be supportive!
But!
POINTS TO THE VIEWERS TWICE
You guys, the YouTube Viewers, for the most part, you don't know about this stuff that happens Behind The Scenes! Unless I talk about it randomly in a gameplay video. Which doesn't always happen!
So, there's very many of you, out of the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people who watch my content here on a daily basis, many of you may not be aware of the situation I'm in!
And the fact that, if I don't raise A LOT OF FUNDS, this coming Saturday, I may have to sell my house!
And leave here!
And go to a small apartment!
With worse internet!
Which means less streaming! Or worse streaming!
T-POSE
No nice office
DOUBLE THUMBPOINTS TO THE FOAM SQUARES ON THE WALL BEHIND HIS SMELLY SUNKEN-IN LOVESEAT
with soundproofing foam and everything behind me!
You can't do this kind of stuff when you rent!! Because, if you destroy the wall when you rent, now you're responsible for it and fixing it and everything!
So, I'm just, I don't want to have to leave!
You know?
I don't!
I love this place! I really worked my butt off to be here!
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
So.
As you, the YouTube Viewers, there's two things you can do to help!
Number One: you could attend this Saturday's stream! Check out the actual stream at my Twitch channel: Twitch-dot-TV-forward-slash-Darksydephil.
I'll be streaming 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. on March 23rd! Come by, say hello, and CONTRIBUTE, if you at all can!
Alright?
It's gonna be via TIPS!
Meaning: the only real viable way for you to CONTRIBUTE and help me out in this situation, is to TIP ME!
Because you TIP ME, via sending funds to my Paypal, and that allows me to have those funds right away
PUMPS HIS FISTS IN EXCITEMENT OVER IMMEDIATE FUNDS
and put those funds toward my Taxes! Every- there are other ways you can help! Like on Twitch, there's things such as cheering and subbing!
But those aren't going to help!
Those take too long to pay- to, to, to - you know, to, to actually have any positive effect!
It's only TIPPING that's gonna help!
Now!
If you absolutely cannot make it to the stream on Saturday.
Alright?
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK BECAUSE HE'S A SLEAZY ASSHOLE
You can still leave a TIP!
You can still do it if you watch my videos all the time here on YouTube! And you appreciate the fact, that despite the fact that YouTube makes me ALMOST NO MONEY whatsoever to upload the videos here!
I really do it as fanservice, for you guys who've been longtime viewers of mine, and loved watching my stuff!
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
A lot of you even say you can't watch the Livestreams, for whatever reason, but you can watch the on-demand videos on YouTube. Great!
Please! If at all you can,
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK AGAIN BECAUSE THE GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG
please be supportive and leave a TIP!You know?
Over this coming week, or on Saturday in particular
HAND CLAP
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S A GREASY E-BEGGAR
when you leave a tip there's two ways you can do it: you could either give your name and a message, if you want me to see it during a stream and give you credit for it. Or, you could be anonymous!
You can leave a completely anonymous tip!
What if you just want to support, but you don't want to get involved with the whole, 'Oh, no! If I leave a tip, maybe someone will find out who I am!' or whatever?
You could be completely anonymous!
It's not, you know, it's not a big deal at all! I just have that option there. No one will know who you are, because I won't know! It doesn't, actually, doesn't give me any information either!
Okay?
RUNS HANDS THROUGH HIS GREASY HAIR IN A GUILTY MANNERSo.
LIP SMACK!
The Twitch Viewers have been very supportive! They know what's going on! They've come out to be supportive, and I get the feeling they're gonna come out, yet again, this Saturday, to be supportive yet again, and help me out!
You, the YouTube viewers, people who only exclusively watch on YouTube!
I REALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT!
THIS IS IT!
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STREAM I'VE EVER DONE COMING UP!Because I need to raise these funds! And if I don't, I'm done!
I'm probably gonna have to sell my house and have a horrible year!
Where there's gonna be all kinds of less streaming, because I have to move and, uh, uh, figure stuff out!
It's not gonna be good!
Okay?
It's gonna be very stressful, uh, negative thing!
That honestly, you know, do I deserve it?
NO!
I worked my butt off! And it just sucks, that so many things have happened in the past few years, to screw me over, and make me not able to afford my taxes at this point, that I need your help!Now, the good news is, even if I don't raise enough to pay off this entire giant sum of taxes that I, apparently, I'm gonna owe. I don't know yet, my tax guy's gonna tell me this week.
No, uh, the way he explained it to me is: the more I pay off, the better!
Even if I can't do the whole thing! The more I can pay off, the better! Because, then that means: less interest less fees, less everything!
So, please even if, 'Man! I can only give Phil a couple bucks!'
BUGS OUT EYES IN EXCITEMENT OVER A HYPOTHETICAL COUPLE OF BUCKS
THAT'S GREAT!!
That's fine! It adds up!
No matter what I can pay off, it helps!
Okay?
So.
Please, consider TIPPING, if at all you can!
Alright?Uhm.
Thank you, for even considering it!
Thank you, for making me famous on the Internet!
And having, you know, allowing me to do what I love for a living!
Thank you for your support over the years!
I know things really aren't much of a YouTube-focus anymore, because of what's happened with YouTube ad revenue plummeting. And me having to become a Full-Time Streamer, but I still appreciate those of you who still watch my stuff here on YouTube on a daily basis!
BUT!
PRAYER HANDS
I need your help!
I am appealing directly to you, because I absolutely need your help at this point!
This is the make-or-break point!
If I don't raise, you know, a significant amount, I'm done!
Okay?
PRAYER HANDS
So thank you very much for all of your support up to now!
Hopefully, you know,
PRAYER HANDS
YOU WILL REALIZE THE DIRENESS OF THIS SITUATION!
And, if you can, please help!
Thank you very much guys.
PRAYER HANDS
And if you can't figure out this link
POINTS TO HIS FUCKING ONSCREEN MUXY LINK BECAUSE HE'S A SHAMELESS DISGRACEFUL SACK OF SHIT
it's also in the description of this video!
All you gotta do is click on it to go to my Paypal tips page.
THUMBS UP FOR HIS PAYPAL TIPS PAGE
Thanks a lot and see you later.
He is so full of shit.
Removing his stupid and ineffective soundproofing foam from his future apartment rental isn't the big deal that he makes it to be. Even if he was a complete idiot and stuck the foam to the wall by smearing Gorilla Glue over it. Taking off the foam squares would peel off some the paint, and that's not a big deal to fix. He could either spend the money to buy a small can of paint and paintbrush to touch up the parts of the wall where the paint peeled off, or he can just leave it as, forfeit getting his security deposit back, and have the landlord fix it.
Either he's so dumb that he doesn't know how apartment rentals work, or he thinks his audience doesn't know enough to call him out on his bullshit. Either is possible.
YouTube videos are just fanservice. That's why the content of the Twitch streams are dictated by what he's allowed to upload on YouTube without getting flagged by ContentID.
That's why, last week, during his last 10 Year Beggacy Retrospective Event, he refused to watch videos that would get flagged by ContentID.
Of course.
He waited until the last minute of the video to drop this giant guiltbomb and show what an irredeemable and ungrateful piece of shit he really is.
And the 2018 Federal Income Taxes, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Beg-lehem
If Phil peeled the paint off the wall he would be screwed.03/17/19 Special Announcement Begging Video: March Begging Madness Continues
GLARES AT HIS LAPTOP OFFSCREEN TO THE LEFT
MOUSE CLICK
OBS RECORDING STARTS
TURNS TO THE VIEWERS
BUGS OUT EYES AS HE ENTERS BEGGING MODE
What is going on everyone, who watches DSPGaming on YouTube, I'm Darksydephil.
Obviously.
HAND CLAP
And I'm the person who creates all the content for this channel. You probably know who I am.
If you're an avid viewer of the content here. Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
The reason I'm making this video,
LIPS SMACK!
and putting it out today, is because today is a day off from me,
HAND CLAP
when I'm not gonna have be putting up any other videos on this channel.
Uh.
As you know, pretty much every single day I put new stuff up on this channel, with the exception of the one day that I have off from livestreaming. And the days that I am livestreaming, I always record and upload all those archives right here to DSPGaming, once I'm done.
Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
LIP SMACK!The reason that I'm doing it today, ON MY DAY OFF, is because I want this video to get a lot of attention on DSPGaming, since there's no other videos today.
Uhm.
HAND CLAP
And the bottom line is, that this coming Saturday, March - uh - 23rd 2019, I'm doing my FIRST EVER True Gaming Marathon!
Meaning: I'm gonna be streaming from roughly 10:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Twitch!
And I'm gonna be doing a wide variety of games including: more Sekiro, because it's coming out this Friday and I know people are gonna want to see more of that.
THROAT CLEAR
Retro Games, such as Donkey Kong Country series, as well as some Super Mario RPG.
Chill and Modernized Games, that you guys like to see me play. Including: Call of Duty Black Ops 4: Blackout. Probably some Modern Warfare Remastered, because I've been doing so well at that recently!
AND!
Some throwback classic Street Fighter, since you guys love watching me play that, because those are the games I grew up playing and I'm actually pretty good at them!
And I'm probably even going to do a segment on the stream, where I just kind of talk to you guys. Maybe open Q&A, or just discussions of how things are going.
Okay?
SNORT
LIP SMACK!All that being said, why am I making this video for you?
Why aren't I just putting out the videos here on DSPGaming?
Well, the reason I'm doing this marathon,
LIP SMACK!
is because my Federal Taxes are going to be due on April 15th!
I have been speaking with my Tax, uh, Guy, and he's stating that by the end of this week, he's going to tell me exactly how much I owe the Federal Government. And the bottom line is: the more I can pay out of that, the better the situation will be!
Okay?
STARTS RUBBING HIS PATCHY BEARD IN A VERY TRANSPARANT SIGN OF GUILT
Basically, the way he's explained it is: the more of what I owe, I can pay upfront, is good! Because, if I pay that off, then that's less that the government can say, 'Oh! You didn't pay it on time!' And now, there's fees and interest, and everything that gets slammed on top of that!
Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
So.
SNORT
You know?
In all honesty, this Saturday is make-or-break for me!
This Saturday is a marathon!
How it goes is make-or-break for me, because depending on how much I can raise during this Special Event, it's gonna determine how much of my taxes I can actually pay!
And, basically, get me as far out of a bad situation as possible!
It's very possible that if I can't pay off all the taxes, that there's going to be massive amounts of fees and interests that are gonna make it, basically, almost impossible for me to pay! To the point where, this year, it's gonna be such a burden on me financially, that I may actually have to, uh, sell my house!
TWIRLS FINGER IN THE AIR
And leave this awesome place! Where for the past five years, I've been making videos and streams, and doing what I love!
Uhm.
You know?
POINTS TO THE RIGHT, TO SIGNIFY KAT
Kat and I - Kat, my girlfriend who's lived with me for over a year now- love this home! We've built a life here in the last year!
PRESSES HIS STUBBY THUMB INTO HIS FLABBY CHEST
I worked my ass off to earn this house! Through YEARS AND YEARS of hard work! And have busted my ass, for the past five years to be able to afford to stay here!
And now, it's basically: Rock and a Hard Place.So.
The reason that I'm doing this, is because, my, uh, my Twitch Stream Viewers already are well aware
THROAT CLEAR
this event is going to happen!
LIP SMACK!
And they're aware of how important it is! And I'm very sure that people are gonna come out and be supportive!
But!
POINTS TO THE VIEWERS TWICE
You guys, the YouTube Viewers, for the most part, you don't know about this stuff that happens Behind The Scenes! Unless I talk about it randomly in a gameplay video. Which doesn't always happen!
So, there's very many of you, out of the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people who watch my content here on a daily basis, many of you may not be aware of the situation I'm in!
And the fact that, if I don't raise A LOT OF FUNDS, this coming Saturday, I may have to sell my house!
And leave here!
And go to a small apartment!
With worse internet!
Which means less streaming! Or worse streaming!
T-POSE
No nice office
DOUBLE THUMBPOINTS TO THE FOAM SQUARES ON THE WALL BEHIND HIS SMELLY SUNKEN-IN LOVESEAT
with soundproofing foam and everything behind me!
You can't do this kind of stuff when you rent!! Because, if you destroy the wall when you rent, now you're responsible for it and fixing it and everything!
So, I'm just, I don't want to have to leave!
You know?
I don't!
I love this place! I really worked my butt off to be here!
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
So.
As you, the YouTube Viewers, there's two things you can do to help!
Number One: you could attend this Saturday's stream! Check out the actual stream at my Twitch channel: Twitch-dot-TV-forward-slash-Darksydephil.
I'll be streaming 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. on March 23rd! Come by, say hello, and CONTRIBUTE, if you at all can!
Alright?
It's gonna be via TIPS!
Meaning: the only real viable way for you to CONTRIBUTE and help me out in this situation, is to TIP ME!
Because you TIP ME, via sending funds to my Paypal, and that allows me to have those funds right away
PUMPS HIS FISTS IN EXCITEMENT OVER IMMEDIATE FUNDS
and put those funds toward my Taxes! Every- there are other ways you can help! Like on Twitch, there's things such as cheering and subbing!
But those aren't going to help!
Those take too long to pay- to, to, to - you know, to, to actually have any positive effect!
It's only TIPPING that's gonna help!
Now!
If you absolutely cannot make it to the stream on Saturday.
Alright?
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK BECAUSE HE'S A SLEAZY ASSHOLE
You can still leave a TIP!
You can still do it if you watch my videos all the time here on YouTube! And you appreciate the fact, that despite the fact that YouTube makes me ALMOST NO MONEY whatsoever to upload the videos here!
I really do it as fanservice, for you guys who've been longtime viewers of mine, and loved watching my stuff!
Uhm.
LIP SMACK!
A lot of you even say you can't watch the Livestreams, for whatever reason, but you can watch the on-demand videos on YouTube. Great!
Please! If at all you can,
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK AGAIN BECAUSE THE GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG
please be supportive and leave a TIP!You know?
Over this coming week, or on Saturday in particular
HAND CLAP
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S A GREASY E-BEGGAR
when you leave a tip there's two ways you can do it: you could either give your name and a message, if you want me to see it during a stream and give you credit for it. Or, you could be anonymous!
You can leave a completely anonymous tip!
What if you just want to support, but you don't want to get involved with the whole, 'Oh, no! If I leave a tip, maybe someone will find out who I am!' or whatever?
You could be completely anonymous!
It's not, you know, it's not a big deal at all! I just have that option there. No one will know who you are, because I won't know! It doesn't, actually, doesn't give me any information either!
Okay?
RUNS HANDS THROUGH HIS GREASY HAIR IN A GUILTY MANNERSo.
LIP SMACK!
The Twitch Viewers have been very supportive! They know what's going on! They've come out to be supportive, and I get the feeling they're gonna come out, yet again, this Saturday, to be supportive yet again, and help me out!
You, the YouTube viewers, people who only exclusively watch on YouTube!
I REALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT!
THIS IS IT!
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STREAM I'VE EVER DONE COMING UP!Because I need to raise these funds! And if I don't, I'm done!
I'm probably gonna have to sell my house and have a horrible year!
Where there's gonna be all kinds of less streaming, because I have to move and, uh, uh, figure stuff out!
It's not gonna be good!
Okay?
It's gonna be very stressful, uh, negative thing!
That honestly, you know, do I deserve it?
NO!
I worked my butt off! And it just sucks, that so many things have happened in the past few years, to screw me over, and make me not able to afford my taxes at this point, that I need your help!Now, the good news is, even if I don't raise enough to pay off this entire giant sum of taxes that I, apparently, I'm gonna owe. I don't know yet, my tax guy's gonna tell me this week.
No, uh, the way he explained it to me is: the more I pay off, the better!
Even if I can't do the whole thing! The more I can pay off, the better! Because, then that means: less interest less fees, less everything!
So, please even if, 'Man! I can only give Phil a couple bucks!'
BUGS OUT EYES IN EXCITEMENT OVER A HYPOTHETICAL COUPLE OF BUCKS
THAT'S GREAT!!
That's fine! It adds up!
No matter what I can pay off, it helps!
Okay?
So.
Please, consider TIPPING, if at all you can!
Alright?Uhm.
Thank you, for even considering it!
Thank you, for making me famous on the Internet!
And having, you know, allowing me to do what I love for a living!
Thank you for your support over the years!
I know things really aren't much of a YouTube-focus anymore, because of what's happened with YouTube ad revenue plummeting. And me having to become a Full-Time Streamer, but I still appreciate those of you who still watch my stuff here on YouTube on a daily basis!
BUT!
PRAYER HANDS
I need your help!
I am appealing directly to you, because I absolutely need your help at this point!
This is the make-or-break point!
If I don't raise, you know, a significant amount, I'm done!
Okay?
PRAYER HANDS
So thank you very much for all of your support up to now!
Hopefully, you know,
PRAYER HANDS
YOU WILL REALIZE THE DIRENESS OF THIS SITUATION!
And, if you can, please help!
Thank you very much guys.
PRAYER HANDS
And if you can't figure out this link
POINTS TO HIS FUCKING ONSCREEN MUXY LINK BECAUSE HE'S A SHAMELESS DISGRACEFUL SACK OF SHIT
it's also in the description of this video!
All you gotta do is click on it to go to my Paypal tips page.
THUMBS UP FOR HIS PAYPAL TIPS PAGE
Thanks a lot and see you later.
He is so full of shit.
Removing his stupid and ineffective soundproofing foam from his future apartment rental isn't the big deal that he makes it to be. Even if he was a complete idiot and stuck the foam to the wall by smearing Gorilla Glue over it. Taking off the foam squares would peel off some the paint, and that's not a big deal to fix. He could either spend the money to buy a small can of paint and paintbrush to touch up the parts of the wall where the paint peeled off, or he can just leave it as, forfeit getting his security deposit back, and have the landlord fix it.
Either he's so dumb that he doesn't know how apartment rentals work, or he thinks his audience doesn't know enough to call him out on his bullshit. Either is possible.
YouTube videos are just fanservice. That's why the content of the Twitch streams are dictated by what he's allowed to upload on YouTube without getting flagged by ContentID.
That's why, last week, during his last 10 Year Beggacy Retrospective Event, he refused to watch videos that would get flagged by ContentID.
Of course.
He waited until the last minute of the video to drop this giant guiltbomb and show what an irredeemable and ungrateful piece of shit he really is.
And the 2018 Federal Income Taxes, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Beg-lehem
But dood his neighbors don’t complain about him yelling anymore it’s totally sound proofing!DSP is so fucking exceptional he doesn't even know that's not soundproofing foam. It's acoustic foam. Its supposed to help stop echos and such. Not protect his neighbors from his autistic sperging.
If my wife put half as much effort into getting tips when she was waiting tables at university, she wouldn't even need a degree in forensic computing to print monies. I'd give her the divorce ultimatum but I'm too busy setting up my YouTube channel to stream World of Warcraft.03/18/19 Special Announcement Begging Video: March Begging Madness Continues
GLARES AT HIS LAPTOP OFFSCREEN TO THE LEFT
MOUSE CLICK
OBS RECORDING STARTS
TURNS TO THE VIEWERS
BUGS OUT EYES AS HE ENTERS BEGGING MODE
What is going on everyone, who watches DSPGaming on YouTube, I'm Darksydephil.
Obviously.
HAND CLAP
And I'm the person who creates all the content for this channel. You probably know who I am.
If you're an avid viewer of the content here. Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
The reason I'm making this video,
LIPS SMACK!
and putting it out today, is because today is a day off from me,
HAND CLAP
when I'm not gonna have be putting up any other videos on this channel.
Uh.
As you know, pretty much every single day I put new stuff up on this channel, with the exception of the one day that I have off from livestreaming. And the days that I am livestreaming, I always record and upload all those archives right here to DSPGaming, once I'm done.
Uhm.
THROAT CLEAR
LIP SMACK!The reason that I'm doing it today, ON MY DAY OFF, is because I want this video to get a lot of attention on DSPGaming, since there's no other videos today.
Uhm.
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And the bottom line is, that this coming Saturday, March - uh - 23rd 2019, I'm doing my FIRST EVER True Gaming Marathon!
Meaning: I'm gonna be streaming from roughly 10:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Twitch!
And I'm gonna be doing a wide variety of games including: more Sekiro, because it's coming out this Friday and I know people are gonna want to see more of that.
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Retro Games, such as Donkey Kong Country series, as well as some Super Mario RPG.
Chill and Modernized Games, that you guys like to see me play. Including: Call of Duty Black Ops 4: Blackout. Probably some Modern Warfare Remastered, because I've been doing so well at that recently!
AND!
Some throwback classic Street Fighter, since you guys love watching me play that, because those are the games I grew up playing and I'm actually pretty good at them!
And I'm probably even going to do a segment on the stream, where I just kind of talk to you guys. Maybe open Q&A, or just discussions of how things are going.
Okay?
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LIP SMACK!All that being said, why am I making this video for you?
Why aren't I just putting out the videos here on DSPGaming?
Well, the reason I'm doing this marathon,
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is because my Federal Taxes are going to be due on April 15th!
I have been speaking with my Tax, uh, Guy, and he's stating that by the end of this week, he's going to tell me exactly how much I owe the Federal Government. And the bottom line is: the more I can pay out of that, the better the situation will be!
Okay?
STARTS RUBBING HIS PATCHY BEARD IN A VERY TRANSPARANT SIGN OF GUILT
Basically, the way he's explained it is: the more of what I owe, I can pay upfront, is good! Because, if I pay that off, then that's less that the government can say, 'Oh! You didn't pay it on time!' And now, there's fees and interest, and everything that gets slammed on top of that!
Uhm.
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So.
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You know?
In all honesty, this Saturday is make-or-break for me!
This Saturday is a marathon!
How it goes is make-or-break for me, because depending on how much I can raise during this Special Event, it's gonna determine how much of my taxes I can actually pay!
And, basically, get me as far out of a bad situation as possible!
It's very possible that if I can't pay off all the taxes, that there's going to be massive amounts of fees and interests that are gonna make it, basically, almost impossible for me to pay! To the point where, this year, it's gonna be such a burden on me financially, that I may actually have to, uh, sell my house!
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And leave this awesome place! Where for the past five years, I've been making videos and streams, and doing what I love!
Uhm.
You know?
POINTS TO THE RIGHT, TO SIGNIFY KAT
Kat and I - Kat, my girlfriend who's lived with me for over a year now- love this home! We've built a life here in the last year!
PRESSES HIS STUBBY THUMB INTO HIS FLABBY CHEST
I worked my ass off to earn this house! Through YEARS AND YEARS of hard work! And have busted my ass, for the past five years to be able to afford to stay here!
And now, it's basically: Rock and a Hard Place.So.
The reason that I'm doing this, is because, my, uh, my Twitch Stream Viewers already are well aware
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this event is going to happen!
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And they're aware of how important it is! And I'm very sure that people are gonna come out and be supportive!
But!
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You guys, the YouTube Viewers, for the most part, you don't know about this stuff that happens Behind The Scenes! Unless I talk about it randomly in a gameplay video. Which doesn't always happen!
So, there's very many of you, out of the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people who watch my content here on a daily basis, many of you may not be aware of the situation I'm in!
And the fact that, if I don't raise A LOT OF FUNDS, this coming Saturday, I may have to sell my house!
And leave here!
And go to a small apartment!
With worse internet!
Which means less streaming! Or worse streaming!
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No nice office
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with soundproofing foam and everything behind me!
You can't do this kind of stuff when you rent!! Because, if you destroy the wall when you rent, now you're responsible for it and fixing it and everything!
So, I'm just, I don't want to have to leave!
You know?
I don't!
I love this place! I really worked my butt off to be here!
Uhm.
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So.
As you, the YouTube Viewers, there's two things you can do to help!
Number One: you could attend this Saturday's stream! Check out the actual stream at my Twitch channel: Twitch-dot-TV-forward-slash-Darksydephil.
I'll be streaming 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. on March 23rd! Come by, say hello, and CONTRIBUTE, if you at all can!
Alright?
It's gonna be via TIPS!
Meaning: the only real viable way for you to CONTRIBUTE and help me out in this situation, is to TIP ME!
Because you TIP ME, via sending funds to my Paypal, and that allows me to have those funds right away
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and put those funds toward my Taxes! Every- there are other ways you can help! Like on Twitch, there's things such as cheering and subbing!
But those aren't going to help!
Those take too long to pay- to, to, to - you know, to, to actually have any positive effect!
It's only TIPPING that's gonna help!
Now!
If you absolutely cannot make it to the stream on Saturday.
Alright?
POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK BECAUSE HE'S A SLEAZY ASSHOLE
You can still leave a TIP!
You can still do it if you watch my videos all the time here on YouTube! And you appreciate the fact, that despite the fact that YouTube makes me ALMOST NO MONEY whatsoever to upload the videos here!
I really do it as fanservice, for you guys who've been longtime viewers of mine, and loved watching my stuff!
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A lot of you even say you can't watch the Livestreams, for whatever reason, but you can watch the on-demand videos on YouTube. Great!
Please! If at all you can,
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please be supportive and leave a TIP!You know?
Over this coming week, or on Saturday in particular
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POINTS TO HIS ONSCREEN MUXY LINK AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S A GREASY E-BEGGAR
when you leave a tip there's two ways you can do it: you could either give your name and a message, if you want me to see it during a stream and give you credit for it. Or, you could be anonymous!
You can leave a completely anonymous tip!
What if you just want to support, but you don't want to get involved with the whole, 'Oh, no! If I leave a tip, maybe someone will find out who I am!' or whatever?
You could be completely anonymous!
It's not, you know, it's not a big deal at all! I just have that option there. No one will know who you are, because I won't know! It doesn't, actually, doesn't give me any information either!
Okay?
RUNS HANDS THROUGH HIS GREASY HAIR IN A GUILTY MANNERSo.
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The Twitch Viewers have been very supportive! They know what's going on! They've come out to be supportive, and I get the feeling they're gonna come out, yet again, this Saturday, to be supportive yet again, and help me out!
You, the YouTube viewers, people who only exclusively watch on YouTube!
I REALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT!
THIS IS IT!
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STREAM I'VE EVER DONE COMING UP!Because I need to raise these funds! And if I don't, I'm done!
I'm probably gonna have to sell my house and have a horrible year!
Where there's gonna be all kinds of less streaming, because I have to move and, uh, uh, figure stuff out!
It's not gonna be good!
Okay?
It's gonna be very stressful, uh, negative thing!
That honestly, you know, do I deserve it?
NO!
I worked my butt off! And it just sucks, that so many things have happened in the past few years, to screw me over, and make me not able to afford my taxes at this point, that I need your help!Now, the good news is, even if I don't raise enough to pay off this entire giant sum of taxes that I, apparently, I'm gonna owe. I don't know yet, my tax guy's gonna tell me this week.
No, uh, the way he explained it to me is: the more I pay off, the better!
Even if I can't do the whole thing! The more I can pay off, the better! Because, then that means: less interest less fees, less everything!
So, please even if, 'Man! I can only give Phil a couple bucks!'
BUGS OUT EYES IN EXCITEMENT OVER A HYPOTHETICAL COUPLE OF BUCKS
THAT'S GREAT!!
That's fine! It adds up!
No matter what I can pay off, it helps!
Okay?
So.
Please, consider TIPPING, if at all you can!
Alright?Uhm.
Thank you, for even considering it!
Thank you, for making me famous on the Internet!
And having, you know, allowing me to do what I love for a living!
Thank you for your support over the years!
I know things really aren't much of a YouTube-focus anymore, because of what's happened with YouTube ad revenue plummeting. And me having to become a Full-Time Streamer, but I still appreciate those of you who still watch my stuff here on YouTube on a daily basis!
BUT!
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I need your help!
I am appealing directly to you, because I absolutely need your help at this point!
This is the make-or-break point!
If I don't raise, you know, a significant amount, I'm done!
Okay?
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So thank you very much for all of your support up to now!
Hopefully, you know,
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YOU WILL REALIZE THE DIRENESS OF THIS SITUATION!
And, if you can, please help!
Thank you very much guys.
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And if you can't figure out this link
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it's also in the description of this video!
All you gotta do is click on it to go to my Paypal tips page.
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Thanks a lot and see you later.
He is so full of shit.
Removing his stupid and ineffective soundproofing foam from his future apartment rental isn't the big deal that he makes it to be. Even if he was a complete idiot and stuck the foam to the wall by smearing Gorilla Glue over it. Taking off the foam squares would peel off some the paint, and that's not a big deal to fix. He could either spend the money to buy a small can of paint and paintbrush to touch up the parts of the wall where the paint peeled off, or he can just leave it as, forfeit getting his security deposit back, and have the landlord fix it.
Either he's so dumb that he doesn't know how apartment rentals work, or he thinks his audience doesn't know enough to call him out on his bullshit. Either is possible.
YouTube videos are just fanservice. That's why the content of the Twitch streams are dictated by what he's allowed to upload on YouTube without getting flagged by ContentID.
That's why, last week, during his last 10 Year Beggacy Retrospective Event, he refused to watch videos that would get flagged by ContentID.
Of course.
He waited until the last minute of the video to drop this giant guiltbomb and show what an irredeemable and ungrateful piece of shit he really is.
And the 2018 Federal Income Taxes, its hour come round at last,
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Quite interesting to see that Swagginz gifted a sub to @Ikas_Ando, someone who has been openly critizing/trolling DSP for at least a year on both Twitter (http://archive.li/7AFa6) and in his chat.
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Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he'sspendingwasting on him, isn't he? He has been drip-feeding him bits/tips for months now, big donations like in his early days nowhere to be seen, but obviously entertaining himself by dancing on the thin blue line between supporting and trolling.
Too far at the front. This confusion happened to me before and I tried to laugh at it heavily, his baldness already visible from the front, until I saw my mistake and deleted my entire draft. It's just a light reflection. With his short hair the skin reflects it through them.Philip with the same bald spot from 2001 ?View attachment 699584View attachment 699585
Massive edge.
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Nice pleather jacket, Guido.
Talk to janosaurausrex (i think that his name). He unbanned me like three times. No idea if he's still a mod.
DSP is so fucking exceptional he doesn't even know that's not soundproofing foam. It's acoustic foam. Its supposed to help stop echos and such. Not protect his neighbors from his autistic sperging.
Does it even work though? I don't know much about area, but I thought I've read people saying that there's no point to just having a small little section like that covered because you still have the entire rest of the wall, plus every other wall, plus the ceiling and the floor to bounce sound waves off of.
It makes a negligable difference especially in a room that size with furniture in it. Also where you place is important to optimize the effect it has on acoustics. Any noticible improvement in his sound over the years likely came from his mic upgrade. Regardless it's not like he's recording music or anything where the sonic quality matters beyond being audible without distortion. Nobody cares about hearing pristine recordings of his snorts.Does it even work though? I don't know much about area, but I thought I've read people saying that there's no point to just having a small little section like that covered because you still have the entire rest of the wall, plus every other wall, plus the ceiling and the floor to bounce sound waves off of.