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Why did anyone think this was going to be anything other than bog fucking standard procedure? The only thing that really raises an eyebrow is the plea of not guilty, then no-showing his court date. He'll probably get a higher than normal fine, pay it, and move on.

Repairing his car is going to cost more.
 
Why did anyone think this was going to be anything other than bog fucking standard procedure? The only thing that really raises an eyebrow is the plea of not guilty, then no-showing his court date. He'll probably get a higher than normal fine, pay it, and move on.

Repairing his car is going to cost more.
Well, it's not like we see Spoony outside too often or have some content from him aside from tweets. But as it's been said before, Spoony never disappoints to disappoint.
 
Okay, here we are. The judge found him guilty and fined him a whopping $120:

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"Ex parte" means the decision was rendered without one of the parties being present, either Noah or the cop/guy he hit.

Tune in next time for another riveting adventure with The Spoony One!

Repairing his car is going to cost more.

It's totalled and he was tweeting about trying to buy a used car. No idea what became of that though.
 
Only $120 for injuring people after running a red light, lying about it then not showing up to court? What the fuck.

And 20 points on his license. But this is just how it works in the US. Unless you are DUI the consequences for a traffic "accident" are just not there. If you kill someone you might see the inside of a jail but even then it's unlikely. That's why it seemed weird to many of us when posters thought Spoony would get the book thrown at him for this- it's just an everyday thing and the reason why people have to carry car insurance.
 
And 20 points on his license. But this is just how it works in the US. Unless you are DUI the consequences for a traffic "accident" are just not there. If you kill someone you might see the inside of a jail but even then it's unlikely. That's why it seemed weird to many of us when posters thought Spoony would get the book thrown at him for this- it's just an everyday thing and the reason why people have to carry car insurance.

If it's bad enough, your insurance won't cover it and you end up in civil court.

What were people expecting? It's not like Noah floored it and intentionally tried to kill someone. Dude made a mistake and thought he had the right of way. Shit happens. It's unfortunate someone got injured but that's why you carry insurance in the first place.

Some of you really let your hate boner for this guy get way too out of control.
 
If it's bad enough, your insurance won't cover it and you end up in civil court.

What were people expecting? It's not like Noah floored it and intentionally tried to kill someone. Dude made a mistake and thought he had the right of way. Shit happens. It's unfortunate someone got injured but that's why you carry insurance in the first place.

Some of you really let your hate boner for this guy get way too out of control.

Personally, I don't hate the guy. I didn't even want to see him get too terrible of a punishment. Admittedly I do find it a little bothersome that despite hurting someone and totalling his only means of transportation, he appears to have learned nothing.

I think people here were hoping for something more dramatic, given Spoony's erratic behavior and the fact that this is the most interesting turn in the saga to happen in years. After endless stretches of him sitting in his doormat's house, tweeting out imaginary conversations with Trump and God for hours, people hear 'COURT CASE' and turn their bored heads back to their monitors. The orchestral score hit a crescendo and the circus might have turned interesting again.

By the way:

Spoony is having a conversation with... God.
It's about as cringe-worthy as that time Vince McMahon fake wrestled God if Vince had also worn a fedora to the ring.
I swear, I didn't make fake this one. :lit:

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Spoony, you don't need permission to get a Monster Manual anymore.

No, I don't hate the guy. But fedoras are among the most annoying and redundant people on the Internet.
 
Ah, Spoony. I remember back in 2010, when TGWTG and TvTropes were my entire life. I loved Nostalgia Critic and became interested in Spoony after seeing his appearance as Terl in the Battleground: Earth review. He quickly became one of my favorite content creators I could listen to almost any of his reviews or movie podcasts, as his commentary was witty, logical, and brutal. I was only slightly into WWE wrestling, but yet I listened to all 50+ of his TNA Impact Wrestle Wrestle reviews because I found them that hilarious and insightful, and I would be the first to watch his movie v-logs.

The first signs of trouble I saw were when he broke up with his first girlfriend, which led to him having a humiliating drunken breakdown on his Twilight: Breaking Dawn review (with Linkara awkwardly having to coddle him). Then came SpoonyGate, the precursor to #ChangeTheChannel, in which Lupa and Spoony's ex got him fired over a month-old tweet, which I personally feel was definitely a bitch move on Lupa's part (which is why I'm glad she's received poetic justice by becoming a victim of TGWTG herself). Despite that, Spoony was still uploading entertaining movie vlogs, Reb Brown month, and even did some cameos with Nostalgia Critic despite leaving the CA crew.

Then, as Jim stated in his Internet Insanity review (which is how I discovered Jim and IBS), Spoony started getting Patreon money and his reviews slowly became non-existent. There was a multi-month period where I would click on his site and Twitter every day to see if he would post any reviews, but eventually it hit that he had become lazy and unmotivated. I wondered if his new girlfriend, April, was supplementing his income for him, and was shocked to learn that he was leeching off Patreon after years of no content. He's constantly complaining about his health problems, which at first seemed relatable, but quickly became the go-to excuse for his sloth.

Now, he's in a lawsuit which is about to nuke what little finances he has, and it just shocks me how one man can have so much talent at their disposal and yet waste it. I almost feel like his current financial situation is divine retribution for wasting his talents and mooching off other people's money. It's interesting how he's both better and worst than DSP, as he's far more entertaining than DSP, but way more of an e-beggar than DSP, who unlike him, actually makes the content he is paid for.
 
Ah, Spoony. I remember back in 2010, when TGWTG and TvTropes were my entire life. I loved Nostalgia Critic and became interested in Spoony after seeing his appearance as Terl in the Battleground: Earth review. He quickly became one of my favorite content creators I could listen to almost any of his reviews or movie podcasts, as his commentary was witty, logical, and brutal. I was only slightly into WWE wrestling, but yet I listened to all 50+ of his TNA Impact Wrestle Wrestle reviews because I found them that hilarious and insightful, and I would be the first to watch his movie v-logs.

The first signs of trouble I saw were when he broke up with his first girlfriend, which led to him having a humiliating drunken breakdown on his Twilight: Breaking Dawn review (with Linkara awkwardly having to coddle him). Then came SpoonyGate, the precursor to #ChangeTheChannel, in which Lupa and Spoony's ex got him fired over a month-old tweet, which I personally feel was definitely a bitch move on Lupa's part (which is why I'm glad she's received poetic justice by becoming a victim of TGWTG herself). Despite that, Spoony was still uploading entertaining movie vlogs, Reb Brown month, and even did some cameos with Nostalgia Critic despite leaving the CA crew.

Then, as Jim stated in his Internet Insanity review (which is how I discovered Jim and IBS), Spoony started getting Patreon money and his reviews slowly became non-existent. There was a multi-month period where I would click on his site and Twitter every day to see if he would post any reviews, but eventually it hit that he had become lazy and unmotivated. I wondered if his new girlfriend, April, was supplementing his income for him, and was shocked to learn that he was leeching off Patreon after years of no content. He's constantly complaining about his health problems, which at first seemed relatable, but quickly became the go-to excuse for his sloth.

Now, he's in a lawsuit which is about to nuke what little finances he has, and it just shocks me how one man can have so much talent at their disposal and yet waste it. I almost feel like his current financial situation is divine retribution for wasting his talents and mooching off other people's money. It's interesting how he's both better and worst than DSP, as he's far more entertaining than DSP, but way more of an e-beggar than DSP, who unlike him, actually makes the content he is paid for.

Mental illness does not exist in a vacuum. It would have been well-established within Noah by 2009. The best we can guess is that Scarlett and Miles were keeping Spoony in check, presumably staying behind him about taking his pills and easing him down from chimping out/being an asshole.

Then what happens? He dumps the girlfriend, moves out of his brother's house, and faces the wrath of Lupa, whom all signs point to living for drama at this point. He moves in with a total enabler. His mental illness gets progressively worse. He has a Patreon goal sneak up on him at a moment when he is too afflicted to act on it in a timely fashion. End result is letting laziness consume him. "I've fucked up. I've done too much damage. Well...fuck it. And fuck them! I'm Spoony I will always be Spoony!"

With the ongoing TDS Twitter circus, it's easy to forget Noah IS sick. The sympathy ends with him using it as a crutch at every opportunity to fix himself.
 
Mental illness does not exist in a vacuum. It would have been well-established within Noah by 2009. The best we can guess is that Scarlett and Miles were keeping Spoony in check, presumably staying behind him about taking his pills and easing him down from chimping out/being an asshole.

Then what happens? He dumps the girlfriend, moves out of his brother's house, and faces the wrath of Lupa, whom all signs point to living for drama at this point. He moves in with a total enabler. His mental illness gets progressively worse. He has a Patreon goal sneak up on him at a moment when he is too afflicted to act on it in a timely fashion. End result is letting laziness consume him. "I've fucked up. I've done too much damage. Well...fuck it. And fuck them! I'm Spoony I will always be Spoony!"

With the ongoing TDS Twitter circus, it's easy to forget Noah IS sick. The sympathy ends with him using it as a crutch at every opportunity to fix himself.

He's like a competent version of Chris Chan.
 
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Spoony is having a conversation with... God.
It's about as cringe-worthy as that time Vince McMahon fake wrestled God if Vince had also worn a fedora to the ring.
I swear, I didn't make fake this one. :lit:
the last 24 hours of tweets he did look like scripts for a crappy video he can't be bothered to make
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the last 24 hours of tweets he did look like scripts for a crappy video he can't be bothered to make
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Jeez, that's some bad writing. He's like the rest of the TGWTG crew: good at taking easy jabs at bad writing, but awful when it comes to the hard task of making good writing themselves.
 
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the last 24 hours of tweets he did look like scripts for a crappy video he can't be bothered to make
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Jeez, that's some bad writing. He's like the rest of the TGWTG crew: good at taking easy jabs at bad writing, but awful when it comes to the hard task of making good writing themselves.

This is the horseshit which makes up the 95 - 99% of his Twitter output that I don't screencap. That's why it's usually days between anything remotely interesting; he's always doing this weird, terminally unfunny self-roleplay about whatever game he's playing.
 
This is the horseshit which makes up the 95 - 99% of his Twitter output that I don't screencap. That's why it's usually days between anything remotely interesting; he's always doing this weird, terminally unfunny self-roleplay about whatever game he's playing.

Well, he's either describing a video game, or using Judaic mythology as a metaphor to describe his current car crash situation with the police. Either one would be unsurprising and unfunny.
 
I tend to think about people like Spoony on a binary scale of "This person will shoot up some people eventually" or "shoot himself" and I used to not be so sure about Spoony. Now, these days, I'm pretty certain it's the latter.
 
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