[Confirmed] Chris's recent Walmart altercation - Updated

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"Well, I got arrested for using the spray, just threatening people with it is fine. Hm, yeah."
 
captkrisma said:
And his bondsman will be really pissed. How would you feel if you paid money for a guy to get out and they piss it away in less than two weeks?
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Less than a week, his hearing was on the 29th so in under a week he's done something really dumb now matter how you cut it
It's almost impressive how little he learns
 
Taily Puff said:
There's also a possibility that, as delusional as he can be, on some dim level he realizes he's pretty much useless in a knife fight. It took him a solid 1/6th of a minute to clumsily open his folding blade, and that was on camera when he could have re-shot the video if he'd wanted to. Maybe he feels more confident with a spray bottle full of chemicals than with a glorified utensil.
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I think the fact that he can use it from a distance is absolutely key in his thinking. This is Chris we're talking about.
 
Taily Puff said:
There's also a possibility that, as delusional as he can be, on some dim level he realizes he's pretty much useless in a knife fight. It took him a solid 1/6th of a minute to clumsily open his folding blade, and that was on camera when he could have re-shot the video if he'd wanted to. Maybe he feels more confident with a spray bottle full of chemicals than with a glorified utensil.
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I think maybe it's just his cartoon logic, like when he identified as a male he was a skilled fighter and now he identifies as a lesbian so he carries around mace because that's what women in the tv shows he watches do.
 
Awaiting further details naturally, but for the first time in Christory I'm actually putting stock in what I would normally couch as idle speculation. Such suspense.
 
I realize Ruckersville is a wee bit bigger than Mayberry, but I like to imagine the local cops have their own code for Chris. "We have a CWC in progress, Andy. Proceeding on foot."
 
Atlas 95 said:
He didn't have anything to get angry about in public, he was restricted to ineffectually waving it at his camera against the trolls, who at the time were the greatest villains in Chris's story
Now he's fixated on either blue arms, the lack of response to his apologies or his latest arrest (hell, most likely all of the above) which are all out there in Charlottesville for him to rail against
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That's the disturbing thing about these recent events. For many years Chris has been trolled and his usual reaction was to scream at his PSeye. Sure there have been moments like shecameforcwc and the imgur leak where Chris did them without any sort of troll involvement, but this is more disturbing.
Unlike the Snyder incident, Chris cannot claim panic or his mother caused him to spray a worker. And if this information is true, then Chris has taken his crusade to a whole new low.
Chris isn't raging because of some trolling plan or some other crazy thing. He's raging about a change in a video game character's arm.
 
Damocles_Sword said:
Barb doesn't supervise Chris because she CAN'T. Barb, on a good day, is awake for about 4 hours, plus she's what, 250 pounds at the age of 80? I'm surprised she was capable of leaving the hoard to go to the mall, or bail Chris out.
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No, Barb's not that heavy anymore. She's more like 20 or 30 pounds overweight, not 100 pounds overweight. Barb can still get around by herself quite well.
EDIT: Barb is 73 years old, not 80.
 
I have to wonder how much of the LGBT meetings played into this. They discuss pepper spray at those things frequently, and he might have had some militant knuckleheads talking in his ear about BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY when you have a cause you are fighting for. He lost his online sweethearts and perhaps his frustrations just went sideways into new, bizarre activities.
 
I hope that whatever happened was minor enough that Chris doesn't get put back into jail, but only because I feel sorry for that poor bondsman being out $4500 (he'd keep that 10%, presumably)
 
captkrisma said:
And his bondsman will be really pissed. How would you feel if you paid money for a guy to get out and they piss it away in less than two weeks?
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Bail bondsman are pretty used to it, going right back to jail for the same damn shit is as American as apple pie.
 
skyraider91 said:
No, Barb's not that heavy anymore. She's more like 20 or 30 pounds overweight, not 100 pounds overweight. Barb can still get around by herself quite well.
EDIT: Barb is 73 years old, not 80.
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Agreed, Barb is like average grandmother weight now, just barely overweight. She CAN control Chris now but chooses not to.
 
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