[Confirmed] Chris's recent Walmart altercation - Updated

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Hmm. I'm beginning to think Chris, in actuality, does not have any regard for the law and is not learning from his mistakes. Just possibly.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Except for Target and the tons on sausages pressed on his hog-timed body. And the time the police were called during a post-ban Game Place scuffle.
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Yeah, Bob's death wasn't the start of Chris's legal troubles. If anything, it was the end of Chris having Bob available to think of ways to mitigate the fallout.
 
strayfies said:
It prevented him from vandalizing the Fashion Square Mall last week.

Which is priceless. It's like, as long as he's been specifically banned from somewhere, he's content to commit crimes elsewhere. Hell, he'll even brag about it.
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I guess if he's going down the banhammer list, Target is his next...well, target.
 
Everyone, if this is true, then I am sorry for the language I'm about to use here, because I literally threw up my hands and said this when I saw it:


FUCK!
 
strayfies said:
It prevented him from vandalizing the Fashion Square Mall last week.
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It didnt stop him last week, an observant GameStop employee stopped him. Before that him and Barb was eating mall spaghetti at the food court. As many have said numerous time chris can evade his bans if he just put his head down and shop without tarding out, obviously thats a task too hard for him
 
CaptainFeels said:
We may be breaking into a new territory here. A new saga, and possibly the finale of the freedoms of Chris as we know it. It could be referred to as the "Jerkops saga" or "Chris vs Sanity saga."
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Waitasec.....didn't that saga start in 2004?
Wouldn't allllll the sagas just be part # (of ##) of the "Chris v. Reality Saga"?
 
If anyone is still trying to make that documentary, I think I know what the third act should cover.
 
Holdek said:
If he's already been bann from this Mal-Wart, he could get arrested for trespassing, but probably won't. It would be for the best if he did, though, so he doesn't just get a slap on his wrist again.
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The problem is he doesn't care if bann has happened or not. The Great Direcktor MUST LEAD the Anti-Blarm Army to victory against da twolls of SEGA!

EDIT: Shit. I've been on this site too long. I'm sure all of you understand what I just posted, but a sane person outside this sub-sub-subculture would think I was a foreigner who only recently started learning english!
 
I imagine this event (if true, and it seems likely) is just Chris impulsively going for broke.

"Got arrested for pepper-spraying some guy at GameStop? Well, they'll have to arrest me AGAIN. That'll show them!"

I don't think he's *consciously* thinking that way but he's certainly stuck in a circular pattern that even Philip Glass would envy. But at this point, it's "if I can't have your love, I'll take your hate" type of attention whoring. If he weren't so spectacularly Autistic, he'd probably have a Born To Lose tattoo across his fat stomach and holding up liquor stores with an airsoft gun.
 
It's weird, I can't help but feel a sort of sympathy for Chris. He's like a dog that just won't stop running into the glass door.
 
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