Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
I managed to track down one of the accounts that Russ recently followed and either unfollowed or was blocked by: @divinefemmefatale, a self-proclaimed sex coach and educator, an advocate on behalf of sex workers, and a founder of Salt Lake City’s chapter of the Sex Workers Outreach Project.

Pure speculation, but could this be Russ’ “major public figure?”
 
I’m kicking myself because I didn’t document this; however…

Over the past several days, he’s followed @eroticserviceproviders and a couple of low-grade escorts and dancers on Instagram. While this is not out of the ordinary for Russ, it does stand out given the timing and the nature of his Facebook posts. Furthermore, several of the profiles, like this one of an older-looking sex worker, caught my eye given his usual thirsting for sorority chicks, professional cheerleaders, bikini baristas, fitness models and Instathots.

He had been following a Salt Lake City-based stripper and a handful of sex therapists/sex workers’ rights-types until this morning. I can no longer locate their profiles, so I’m assuming he either unfollowed them or they had their accounts suspended. Given the tantrum, the former seems much more likely than the latter. Edit: It’s also possible that Russ spammed these women with direct messages and they blocked his ass.

I mentioned in one of my previous posts that Russ is a man of many tells, and tracking who he follows on Instagram in conjunction with what he’s writing about on Facebook is always, in my opinion, worth paying attention to. If you access his Instagram profile via web browser, you can see who it is he’s following chronologically, making it much easier to parse.

That @eroticserviceproviders is ESPLERP which he follows on Facebook and treats like a dating service. They're supposedly some sort of legal advocacy group for hookers, have 156 likes (that's up 2 from last year!) and they deny things like forced prostitution and human trafficking exist.

Russ is usually the only commenter, and he seems to think they should have some sort of duty to provide him with whores, rather than do whatever it is they're supposedly doing.

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Also, a related page is Erotic Service Providers Union. Same deal here:
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You heard that right, no longer being able to whore on craigslist is LITERALLY MURDERING the hookers. And it's somehow Trump's fault.

Also fucking lol "erotic laborers" :story:
 
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I don't think he was hiring a hooker. I think he got catfished because he's a moron and believed some woman was willing to go out with him.
There may have been a woman willing to meet up with him--but it was a date only in Russell's mind, not hers. Maybe, given his rash of Insta-following sex worker activists, he got one of them to agree to meet up and talk to him about their shared interest in legalizing it. And of course, Russell being Russell, he went from "meet up to talk about a shared political issue" to "date."
Then he was sitting at a table, all alone, and the waitress felt sorry for him and tried to make small talk. Then, because he's insane, he thinks he got her perfume on him and that she totally wants him since she was polite (poor girls in the service industry have to deal with these dimwits all the time). Or something along these lines.
LOL, no--In the real world, outside of movies, waitresses ain't got time for that shit. Also, they get lonely dudes trying to use them as free sources of attention and sympathy all the fucking time. And if you give them that attention and sympathy, they'll just keep coming back, thinking they can sop up any spare time you might have while on the job. Women who wait tables learn to identify and handle these kinds of guys on their very first job, because if they don't they're in for nothing but trouble.

Also, waitresses don't wear perfume on the job, and a waitress who showed up to work wearing enough perfume to leave its scent on a customer's clothes just through casual contact would be told to wash it off and change her clothes, and probably get written up for being an idiot.

Then, because he's an incel creep, he makes these vagueposts making it sound like he fucked someone (which we know he didn't, because he would come right out and post it if he did... or write another pamphlet describing it in horrifying detail again).
Yes, this is a very clever deduction and is consistent with what I believe to be his inability to make up stories whole cloth. I think you are exactly right.
When Russell makes up stories, he does it using ragged scraps of shitty Hollywood films he's seen, that he clumsily stitches into his own story to cover up how boring and pathetic it actually is. In his Taylor Swift book, it was his lawyer friend whose car got blown up, his sister getting feces thrown at her by total strangers on the street (who somehow knew her by sight, and that she was his sister), and the malicious computer virus targeting him that not only caused every computer in the office to melt down in spectacular fashion, but blew out flourescent lights in the ceiling in showers of sparks.

Getting rejected--or "catfished"--only for some fortuitous plot twist to happen that leaves him smelling of a woman's perfume, is, I am convinced, one of those ragged scraps taken from a movie that Russell has stitched on to his story in order to save face.
 
There may have been a woman willing to meet up with him--but it was a date only in Russell's mind, not hers. Maybe, given his rash of Insta-following sex worker activists, he got one of them to agree to meet up and talk to him about their shared interest in legalizing it. And of course, Russell being Russell, he went from "meet up to talk about a shared political issue" to "date."
LOL, no--In the real world, outside of movies, waitresses ain't got time for that shit. Also, they get lonely dudes trying to use them as free sources of attention and sympathy all the fucking time. And if you give them that attention and sympathy, they'll just keep coming back, thinking they can sop up any spare time you might have while on the job. Women who wait tables learn to identify and handle these kinds of guys on their very first job, because if they don't they're in for nothing but trouble.

Also, waitresses don't wear perfume on the job, and a waitress who showed up to work wearing enough perfume to leave its scent on a customer's clothes just through casual contact would be told to wash it off and change her clothes, and probably get written up for being an idiot.


When Russell makes up stories, he does it using ragged scraps of shitty Hollywood films he's seen, that he clumsily stitches into his own story to cover up how boring and pathetic it actually is. In his Taylor Swift book, it was his lawyer friend whose car got blown up, his sister getting feces thrown at her by total strangers on the street (who somehow knew her by sight, and that she was his sister), and the malicious computer virus targeting him that not only caused every computer in the office to melt down in spectacular fashion, but blew out flourescent lights in the ceiling in showers of sparks.

Getting rejected--or "catfished"--only for some fortuitous plot twist to happen that leaves him smelling of a woman's perfume, is, I am convinced, one of those ragged scraps taken from a movie that Russell has stitched on to his story in order to save face.
Didn’t he write a hooker screenplay like Pretty Woman? He’s ripping himself off!
 
Didn’t he write a hooker screenplay like Pretty Woman? He’s ripping himself off!

Yeah that's his rom-com screenplay "Always Yours" that's supposedly equal parts Pretty Woman, 50 Shades, and Centerfold by the J. Geils Band, however that works.

I get the feeling that's going to join "Right Here Right Here (You Deserve a Better Life)" as a lost work we'll never get to see.
 
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Either he had luck on something like tinder, or she was a hooker, most likely the latter, although I'd love for it to be the former and that once he finally gets a date he is angry because she isn't a 9 or 10. But really it sounds like a hooker, because otherwise he'd known the age beforehand I think (don't use dating apps, so I have no idea)

Editing history is also fun, really needed to make sure people know she was old:
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Yeah, sounds about right. Remember when I wrote a post about how Russ had not one clue about ''instagram x reality'' pics? He keeps believing all the women on instagram (or online pictures in any site) are 9 and 10s, and they will look exactly the same in person.

I still think he's lying out of his ass and pulling the victim card now to get sympathy. ''See? women catfish me all the time its not me fault!!'', but we all know if you're a self hating incel who expect plastic dolls as partners, yes. It is your fault, and yours only.

I honestly can't see Russ getting an honest to god date and not posting it all over facebook weeks before. If a real woman was getting on a date with him, he wouldn't shut up for weeks.
He just posted some vague thing about flowers and suddenly he got catfished and got women's perfume on him and that's all. Gone as quick as it came. He's lying.
 
Yeah, sounds about right. Remember when I wrote a post about how Russ had not one clue about ''instagram x reality'' pics? He keeps believing all the women on instagram (or online pictures in any site) are 9 and 10s, and they will look exactly the same in person.

I still think he's lying out of his ass and pulling the victim card now to get sympathy. ''See? women catfish me all the time its not me fault!!'', but we all know if you're a self hating incel who expect plastic dolls as partners, yes. It is your fault, and yours only.

I honestly can't see Russ getting an honest to god date and not posting it all over facebook weeks before. If a real woman was getting on a date with him, he wouldn't shut up for weeks.
He just posted some vague thing about flowers and suddenly he got catfished and got women's perfume on him and that's all. Gone as quick as it came. He's lying.
I don't think he's lying about the situation for sympathy, if he was he would've left up the post about it, that was posted here a few pages back, rather than editing a former post and putting a comment there about it. With the post he might get more attention as it would show up on people their facebook, while doing it this way almost no-one (except us) will see it
 
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So maybe he finally succumbed to craziness and made up a date in his mind? I doubt Russ had a true date. Remember when he had previous dates? He couldn't shut up about it for weeks.

The only thing I can think of, if he's not lying, is that he thought he had a date, but it was actually all inside his mind and the other part didn't know about it. Then he felt catfished, because the woman didn't want to go out with him, as he expected.
I don't even know anymore, all I know is that Russ is an unreliable source, and he's crazy, so I don't eat up most things he say.
 
Just jumping in to point out that all three of russell’s Complaints about his date (old, unattractive, didn’t look like her photos) are based around looks. But not fucking his saggy maw and greasy hair is discriminatory.
And keep in mind, old is a relative term. Despite the fact he's almost 30, 30 could be too old for him.
 
how he seems to base his views and standards around those of the pop music/Hollywood/showbiz in general

Sometimes I catch myself thinking about this. People who live their lives based on what they see in TV/social media/Music clips etc confuses me. It must be excruciating living a life where everything has a price and you have to fake happiness and self confidence all the time, compete with other people for the spotlight, look for things to keep people interested in you... damn, those ''insta famous'' ppl and sub celebrities must suffer a mental breakdown every other day.

And still, we have lots and lots of people willingly throwing themselves into this madness. But generally, they have something to back themselves up, like good looks, money or an interesting life. But Russ? Nah, Russ only has his plights and a mouth he can't close. Why he keeps wanting to embrace a lifestyle that is killing him inside is boggling.
 
And still, we have lots and lots of people willingly throwing themselves into this madness. But generally, they have something to back themselves up, like good looks, money or an interesting life. But Russ? Nah, Russ only has his plights and a mouth he can't close. Why he keeps wanting to embrace a lifestyle that is killing him inside is boggling
Once I realized Russ believes that Taylor should quit touring and making music and just work as his personal record producer/fuckmommy I just stopped taking him seriously. It's not worth my time trying to figure out what his damage is.

That being said a meeting between Gimpface and Hurricane Taylor should end in chuckles.
 
That being said a meeting between Gimpface and Hurricane Taylor should end in chuckles.
It would end in a murder-suicide. Russ thinks Taylor is responsible for every ill that has befallen him in the past three years.

One thing that crossed my mind is so what if Taylor DID know about him and hated him? That's not legally actionable. People are allowed to choose who they like and hate. This lends credence to the theory that kids were forced to play with and be nice to Russ when he was a kid by their parents, and Russ expects the legal system to fill that role now.
 
His phone can't charge because of FILTH. Let that sink in.
God, this man's body and apartment must reek, no wonder people think he's mentally retarded.
A quick Google would have solved the issue without calling anyone. But yeah, how fucking gross do you have to be that your phone won't charge because it's grimy? Neglecting personal hygiene is a symptom of severe depression, so he must really be low despite the "fuck my haters" mask he presents in public.
 
A quick Google would have solved the issue without calling anyone. But yeah, how fucking gross do you have to be that your phone won't charge because it's grimy? Neglecting personal hygiene is a symptom of severe depression, so he must really be low despite the "fuck my haters" mask he presents in public.

A 28 year old has been around cell phones for most of his life, should be common sense. Oh Russ...
 
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