Zoosadist Zoosadism Megathread - Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.

[Meowthkip]

While I agree that the thread's subject matter is more stomach-churning (heh) than gut-busting (heh heh), I do think that this depravity is worth being documented because fuck these people. I'll be moving the posts into the Zoosadism thread, since I think they'll be right at home there, even though there doesn't appear to be any overlap between the original crowd exposed in the leaks and these freaks.

 

[Tripton]

Ayyy thanks man, I appreciate it. Yeah, all I knew is that I thought these guys needed to be (for lack of a better word) exposed, and I didn't know how to make it funny because, well...it's greasy fat neckbeards eating animals. I don't know what to tell you.

Also, I honestly wasn't aware of the whole ice cream issue, only the fact that someone managed to make a breakthrough at some point and catch one of the original guys. While I should hope no one else tries to do that same fuckshit (and I sure as hell don't plan to), it'd be a miracle if they did get busted, especially given that they're so paranoid. can i get a #SavePeyton in the chat

Oh, and to answer your question:

Wtf does that mean? did he swallow a snake whole and run a camera up his ass? If so this nigga one up'd that one dude who rapes his pet snakes.

No, he swallowed a snake whole and ran a camera down his throat. Either way I think they're definitely in the same ballpark.

ETA:

I don't want to know what sorts of parasites or intestinal damage these fuckers have. Imagine being hospitalized for internal bleeding and the doc finds a whole ass rat in your stomach.

This is actually a common point of discussion! I know once Marley1998 got pissed at a rat when it bit him and tried to escape, pinned it against the bed, and knocked it out before he ate it out of spite. Someone else (Firebolt? God, there are so many of these fuckers) advised people to make sure their rats didn't poop in their mouth before they went to work. I'm as shocked as you are, my guy.

 

[The Fair Lady]

All of my hate.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Drug dealers aren't the same as these people. While some of them are mentally ill, a lot of them just got drawn into it as a way to make easy money in a bad neighbourhood, and, even if they are violent scumbags, can often be rehabilitated. Paedophiles and zoophiles by contrast are all severely mentally disturbed and mostly can't be cured except by sterilisation or death. Their crimes aren't affected by economic factors either; we all know about rich celebrity paedophiles, and the same probably goes for zoophiles, too.

There are some celebs with sus tattoos. Namely the paw prints. Some Z-listers too. Malu Trevejo was caught with them I remember.


No doubt they will feign complete ignorance like all he others.

Ayyy thanks man, I appreciate it. Yeah, all I knew is that I thought these guys needed to be (for lack of a better word) exposed, and I didn't know how to make it funny because, well...it's greasy fat neckbeards eating animals. I don't know what to tell you.

Also, I honestly wasn't aware of the whole ice cream issue, only the fact that someone managed to make a breakthrough at some point and catch one of the original guys. While I should hope no one else tries to do that same fuckshit (and I sure as hell don't plan to), it'd be a miracle if they did get busted, especially given that they're so paranoid. can i get a #SavePeyton in the chat

Oh, and to answer your question:



No, he swallowed a snake whole and ran a camera down his throat. Either way I think they're definitely in the same ballpark.

ETA:



This is actually a common point of discussion! I know once Marley1998 got pissed at a rat when it bit him and tried to escape, pinned it against the bed, and knocked it out before he ate it out of spite. Someone else (Firebolt? God, there are so many of these fuckers) advised people to make sure their rats didn't poop in their mouth before they went to work. I'm as shocked as you are, my guy.

If the guy just used an eel instead of a snake, it would have been at least the 3rd time the eel had eaten its way outside to freedom. We can only hope.

 

[Pukebucket]

There are some celebs with sus tattoos. Namely the paw prints. Some Z-listers too. Malu Trevejo was caught with them I remember.
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No doubt they will feign complete ignorance like all he others.

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If the guy just used an eel instead of a snake, it would have been at least the 3rd time the eel had eaten its way outside to freedom. We can only hope.

I mean, I've known a few people over my time on this earth who weren't zoophiles that got pawprint tattoos to commemorate dead pets, similar to how some parents get tattoos of their baby's foot or something.

If zoophiles are adopting this for their stupid kink, though, that's extremely disappointing. There's going to be a lot of people mislabeled as dogfuckers just because some dipshits adopted what would otherwise be a nice symbol of remembrance.

 

[Tokotokomon]

When a guy swallowing a snake alive and recording its death is considered the most normal out of the bunch

 

[Tripton]

If the guy just used an eel instead of a snake, it would have been at least the 3rd time the eel had eaten its way outside to freedom. We can only hope.

Fam, I hate to break it to you, but...people HAVE eaten eels there, too. At least one video I saw had a guy (sadly a secondhand piece, so I don't know his handle) who swallowed several eels letting them squirm inside his stomach, and you could see the bulges his belly was making. I don't know his current whereabouts, but given that he was able to share the video afterwards, it's safe to say that he's indestructible

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Fam, I hate to break it to you, but...people HAVE eaten eels there, too. At least one video I saw had a guy (sadly a secondhand piece, so I don't know his handle) who swallowed several eels letting them squirm inside his stomach, and you could see the bulges his belly was making. I don't know his current whereabouts, but given that he was able to share the video afterwards, it's safe to say that he's indestructible

I believe you. But there have been cases where the eel decided "fuck this, I am outta here", starts munching a hole into the stomach and through the fat and muscle ending up at the skin, after which the guy that ate the eel thinks "hmm, what is that squirming inside my shirt?".

This is a risk with eels specifically. No joke.

I mean, I've known a few people over my time on this earth who weren't zoophiles that got pawprint tattoos to commemorate dead pets, similar to how some parents get tattoos of their baby's foot or something.

If zoophiles are adopting this for their stupid kink, though, that's extremely disappointing. There's going to be a lot of people mislabeled as dogfuckers just because some dipshits adopted what would otherwise be a nice symbol of remembrance.

Adopting a symbol? I have known this was a thing pretty much since the start of me having unlimited cable internet. That is about 22 years ago. More people are becoming aware of it being a dogfucker symbol but it is not a recent development.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

A bit late on this one, particularly given the latest injection of Islam into this horrible thread, but:

"I'm not raping my dog because his tail is wagging when we make love!"

I seem to recall from some Tumblr posts that some zoophiles have a term for when a dog is jumping around spastically in confusion and terror after it's been raped.

They call it "the happy dance."

 

[FF 215]

Wtf does that mean? did he swallow a snake whole and run a camera up his ass? If so this nigga one up'd that one dude who rapes his pet snakes.

Like a snake colonoscopy? That's fucked up.

 

[mASSive dONg]

A bit late on this one, particularly given the latest injection of Islam into this horrible thread, but:



I seem to recall from some Tumblr posts that some zoophiles have a term for when a dog is jumping around spastically in confusion and terror after it's been raped.

They call it "the happy dance."

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

 

[Ma_Hooty]

A bit late on this one, particularly given the latest injection of Islam into this horrible thread, but:



I seem to recall from some Tumblr posts that some zoophiles have a term for when a dog is jumping around spastically in confusion and terror after it's been raped.

They call it "the happy dance."

You motherfucker, why'd you have to rope me back in here with that? Now I had to read back and I wish I didn't.

Someone needs to replace their """food""" with the more...spicy...variety, mainly black mambas, pufferfish, bombardier beetles, and kissing bugs.
Also, fucking rodents? They don't know they're playing a game of Russian roulette with mice and rats - they carry sooo many zoonotic diseases, it doesn't even matter if they're bought from a pet store.

I don't even care if I'm Mad at the Internet, I hope they contract salmonella and die.

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't even care if I'm Mad at the Internet, I hope they contract salmonella and die.

That'd just be karma at work, really.

 

[ES 195]

I thought I'd check this thread out for the yuks having seen Jim's video on Kero and the other animal fuckers. I've only read the first post and last two pages but fuck I've made a big mistake. There are no laughs to be found here, just degeneracy and pain.

EDIT: The shit doxing and ice cream obsession is actually pretty funny.

 

[BoJack Horseman]

I don't even care if I'm Mad at the Internet, I hope they contract salmonella and die.

If Cooking with Jack can survive salmonella tree times, it's probably not enough to kill a zoosadist. Should probably use a tranquilizer dart full of carfentanyl with them. Or a shotgun. It's hunting season, folks.

 

[Thermite]

Should probably use a tranquilizer dart full of carfentanyl with them.

Give 'em the good 'ol Chechen smoke break.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

If Cooking with Jack can survive salmonella tree times, it's probably not enough to kill a zoosadist. Should probably use a tranquilizer dart full of carfentanyl with them. Or a shotgun. It's hunting season, folks.

God will judge the zoos, but it is up to us to send them to him.

 

[Great Dane]

It seems @WintergreenWolf has been suspended.

https://twitter.com/WintergreenWolf

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

More wigglecat material released.

 

[n33gr]

Give 'em the good 'ol Chechen smoke break.

Your pfp reminds me of a zoophile's from twitter, he also had one showing a black and white German Sheperd