Space Station 13 / SS13 - If the ISS was run by literal retards

[Milk Mage]

AUTISM. IN. SPACE.

 

[gobbogobb]

Best terrible game ever if and only if you don't play with a bunch of tryhard super serious roleplayers.

Best role is bartender btw. You can make some incredibly broken and/or deadly cocktails.

 

[Classist.]

I love SS 13 and it's autism so much.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Baby can't play this game.

 

[gobbogobb]

Baby can't play this game.

Why? I'm pretty sure it runs on everything from commodore 64 on up.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Here is a review of the game from someone that doesn't have a severe speech impediment.

 

[Milk Mage]

Best role is bartender btw. You can make some incredibly broken and/or deadly cocktails.

Bartender is a comfy ass role. I personally like to play chemist and give people obscene amounts of drugs.

 

[gobbogobb]

Bartender is a comfy ass role. I personally like to play chemist and give people obscene amounts of drugs.

The bartender makes drinks from the drugs, duh

 

[Y2K Baby]

Why? I'm pretty sure it runs on everything from commodore 64 on up.

ADD. I just start throwing things and breaking glass.

 

[gobbogobb]

ADD. I just start throwing things and breaking glass.

You're doing it right.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Bartender is a comfy ass role. I personally like to play chemist and give people obscene amounts of drugs.

Blowing up most of the toxins lab / test chamber by accident was a personal hobby of mine on goonstation.

I use to extract monkey brains, make brain-burgers, feed them to monkeys, draw there blood, and get the prions out and add them to floor pills that I'd strew about the station. Floorpills, as with anything the barkeep made was on you for being dumb enough to eat without analyzing it.

Getting the admins mad at me cause I got the super farts that knocked shit around + the poo cloud that obscured vision in genetics then just running around the station spamming it was fun too.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Getting the admins mad at me cause I got the super farts that knocked shit around + the poo cloud that obscured vision in genetics then just running around the station spamming it was fun too.

WTF

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

WTF

In the genetics lab on goonstation there was a way to super power your *fart emote thing and it was strong enough to knock people over and move furniture around, also could get a harmless fart cloud modification as well. It'd make people gag a little and obscure their vision but it was ultimately harmless.

I did it together and was running around the station fucking with people and it was quite hilarious abusing the shit out of it. (I wasn't a traitor or anything while I was doing this)

 

[Clop]

In the genetics lab on goonstation there was a way to super power your *fart emote thing and it was strong enough to knock people over and move furniture around, also could get a harmless fart cloud modification as well. It'd make people gag a little and obscure their vision but it was ultimately harmless.

I did it together and was running around the station fucking with people and it was quite hilarious abusing the shit out of it. (I wasn't a traitor or anything while I was doing this)

I can't see why the mods would be mad for that. Why else would such magnificent powers exist, otherwise? You're just playing it right.

 

[Dreamland]

Baby can't play this game.

Just avoid doing atmos, AI, chemist, and security/command until you git gud. if you go /tg/ just remember that starting as a non-human means the AI won't give a shit about you, and neither does the HoS. If you think it's not challenging enough there's always Lifeweb.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Just avoid doing atmos, AI, chemist, and security/command until you git gud. if you go /tg/ just remember that starting as a non-human means the AI won't give a shit about you, and neither does the HoS. If you think it's not challenging enough there's always Lifeweb.

I really enjoyed the time I managed to kill somebody as the A.I. by locking them up in a room, sending a power surge to a lightbulb near a gas tank until it sparked right and blew the gas can up, which blew up some giant fuel canisters. They died from smoke inhalation and a robot who due to the Asimov laws getting changed no longer saw them as human and thought they should burn. I'm reasonably sure they were dead from smoke inhalation before he finally got them into the fire, they fought a little from what I recall.

Also start in the farming part, learn to grow shit + hack the vending machines to grow weeeeed.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I wonder, how much interest would there be in a Kiwistation or something? Would we have enough players to make it interesting?

 

[gobbogobb]

I'd be down once and a while of we can copy one of the "robust" builds like goonstation.

 

[big ol' idiot]

Here is a review of the game from someone that doesn't have a severe speech impediment.

Wasn't there some theory sseth and mandalore are the same guy?

 

[WD-40]

One time, the science department declared independence from the rest of the station and begun stockpiling weapons in the event space pirates invaded the station. That didn't matter because shortly after all of Sciencia collapsed after someone started a plasma fire that engulfed the entire department. Around the same time, the slimes had broken containment and everyone who hid in the xeno section were killed.