Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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WoR / DSP / Maddox / LTG / Boogie situation where, for the next forseeable future, the majority of Mumkey's trolls will be former diehard fans betrayed by his changing personality and active contempt for his own audience.
I think the best parallel is Spoony. Mostly because of the style of patheticness.
 
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He is getting paid for doing shit like standing
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That is a shitpost. The photo is a secretly taken pic by a troll.

Speaking of which, you know you really fucked up when people are taking stealth pics of you like they just spotted Chris-chan in the wild.
 
So he went from “I ignore the haters” to “Please keep hating me, it’s playing right into my hands”. If my read on Mumkey is right, his remaining content will almost exclusively be about him and his haters now, perhaps a video where he reads hateful comments and it’s painfully obvious that he’s mad as fuck despite trying to act smug. And if he continues going through every single lolcow behavior pattern at this speed he will probably troon it out by Friday.

Well i guess i have that to look foward to.

I remember how Mumkey, in his series on stupid mario bros, made fun of the creator for still believing that the the channel was doing better than ever despite it struggling to break 1,000 views, and now he is sitting on the floor, alone, broke and uploading videos to his irrelevant backup channel about how "it's really not that bad guys" and "I dumped HER". He can't even make it look like he is handling the situation well on a prerecorded video.

I really recommend watching the stupid mario bros video as it's pretty much Mumkey Jones describing Simian Jimmy.

Best part starts at 44:54
 
As soon as the money starts tanking he'll become more stressed as therefore creep back into the suicidal mindset again, he doesn't come across to me as someone willing to settle down for a normal job after his youtube high time.

Mumkey's future:

The other thing, that's very alarming is that I Need t-that money I really do, I need the money... to pay my bills.
detractors Incel haters need to fuck off
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The other thing, that's very alarming is that I Need t-that money I really do, I need the money... to pay my bills.
detractors Incel haters need to fuck off
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I was seriously getting this kind of vibe from him during his little rant at "troll" channels keeping him relevant, hes on levels of cope I didn't were reachable.
 
looks like a manic upswing imo
Fun fact: Most suicides occurs during mixed states of mania and depression. The depression makes you want to kill yourself, the mania gives you the energy to follow through with it. Maybe (and honestly for his own sake and my entertainment) he might not kill himself because of the trolls and become some autistic lolcow that becomes the object of ridicule (even more than now), but if he hits a massive depressive point while in this newfound state of mania,...
 
I think he's going to rapid fire try different shit to stay relevant. So we're going to get boogie depression buy me tesla phases, MUMKEYS BACK phases, I'm going to be a professional lolcow and embrace it phases, I'm the real troll you incel phases, etc etc etc

Expect cat drama too. The cats is sick, the cat is bettet, the cat is lost, the cat is found. He can't quit.
 
I really recommend watching the stupid mario bros video as it's pretty much Mumkey Jones describing Simian Jimmy.
The thing he long foreshadowed and feared has come to complete fruition.

I really wonder how he looks at the Stupid Mario Bros documentary now. The reason I consider it his best work is because it combined all his strengths. He talked about something that he felt a lot of empathy towards (like Elliot Rodger), he lulled a couple of exceptional guys into a false sense of security and got them to humiliate themselves on an interview, and then he milked their downfall for memes. "We split because of creative differences" became a meme that means "we split over a woman" and is played for laughs in his various projects like the Downward Spiral video:


Considering his latest tweets, he must look at his former self as a total asshole and wants to distance himself from that old Mumkey, because the old Mumkey would be one of the "incels" milking him for laughs right now, but Mumkey did absolutely nothing wrong with regards to Stupid Mario Bros. He let them expose their narcissistic faults and helped them fall on their own sword, that is all.

Fun fact: Most suicides occurs during mixed states of mania and depression. The depression makes you want to kill yourself, the mania gives you the energy to follow through with it.
Yep, you saw that with Etika for sure. He even said he couldn't wait for us to make hilarious memes about his death. I wonder if the suicide attempt usually happens on the upswing or the downswing of the manic episode.
 
I think he's going to rapid fire try different shit to stay relevant. So we're going to get boogie depression buy me tesla phases, MUMKEYS BACK phases, I'm going to be a professional lolcow and embrace it phases, I'm the real troll you incel phases, etc etc etc

Expect cat drama too. The cats is sick, the cat is bettet, the cat is lost, the cat is found. He can't quit.
So sad we're never gonna get back the Mumkey we had before his channel got nuked. On a similar note I recently decided to check out Maddox' old content and realized that he too used to a excelent comedic writer. But once you go sperg you lose that creative spark you can never win back.
 
I know, he still probably makes something off of that job though at least the minimum wage.
He probably makes more than 12k a month with that other job
It's still better than working at asda, so yea its pretty good.
Adults have to pay things like rent, food, gas, etc.
Rent alone can be upwards of $1,000, so he's not gonna live well at this rate.

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HE SAID HE WAS JOKING ABOUT THE MODELING! HE ISN'T BEING PAID TO BE IN PHOTOS, YOU LITERAL AUTISTS!
 
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Adults have to pay things like rent, food, gas, etc.
Rent alone can be upwards of $1,000, so he's not gonna live well at this rate.

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HE SAID HE WAS JOKING ABOUT THE MODELING. HE ISN'T BEING PAID TO BE IN PHOTOS, YOU LITERAL AUTISTS!
WHAT? are you saying everyone isn't lining up to pay 200 fucking grand to the lolcow of the year best known for making content of of a literal incel mass shooter?
 
WHAT? are you saying everyone isn't lining up to pay 200 fucking grand to the lolcow of the year best known for making content of of a literal incel mass shooter?
People have brought it up as if it was real like 3 times since he tweeted it was a joke and it makes me depressed that the farms allows people that are so tarded.
 
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Adults have to pay things like rent, food, gas, etc.
Rent alone can be upwards of $1,000, so he's not gonna live well at this rate.

Median rent in Iowa is $760 (source), but he said in the State of Affairs video that he bought a house. Median mortgage is $900 (source), so even if we take the lower figure of $760 (which I think is more likely given the trailer walls we've seen in his past three vlogs), he's still going to need a lot more than his Patreon to survive, even if he's living on a NEET diet.
 
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Median rent in Iowa is $760 (source), but he said in the State of Affairs video that he bought a house. Median mortgage is $900 (source), so even if we take the lower figure of $760 (which I think is more likely given the trailer walls we've seen in his past three vlogs), he's still going to need a lot more than his Patreon to survive, even if he's living on a NEET diet.
He bought a house, you say?
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Unless you made that joke before the original publishing date of that video, no. He's been joking about his own downward spiral since he first watched EmpLemon.
I'm exceptional, for some reason thought the video was new.
 
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