Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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Thirteenfifty said:
Hopefully assburger chimes in on mumkey making exceptional posts while drunk on twitter, I'm sure he knows a thing or two about liquor. (Also if you actually are assburger you should just tell us, or if you know him at least try and get him to talk about this shit some more)
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I am not assburger for the last time.
I just keep tabs on the entire community relating to Mumkey cause it's just a fascinating thing to look through.
I do know that apparently he plans to talk about his situation more, wouldn't be surprised if he talks about Mumkeys.
 
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TransNig said:
Eh I'm certain the only reason he deleted that tweet is because he slipped and said one of the magic phrases that consistently gets you banned from the gay faggot Twitter site.

Anyone else remember when he interviewed Threat Destroyer? A 13 year old kid who wrote a bot that seeks out the phrases "kill," "hurt," etc, and automatically reports them. If you have ever been banned for telling your friend "I'll kill you" in jest, this lad was responsible. I have personally been banned for saying "kill all journalists" and I'm certain it was him that did me in. I did not watch the interview though, I didn't think it would be very interesting.
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I watched that interview. Threat destroyer actually revealed the bot part was a hoax - he just submits one report for death threats and it works about 50% of the time. Mumkey was in disbelief, but Twitter's management is notoriously shitty and I'm pretty sure every abuse report is handed by nothing more than an algorithm so i can believe it.

Keep this in mind cause I see a lot of KF users call twitter users pussies for censoring words like 'kill' and 'die'. It's not that its scary and offensive, Twitter is just run by robots.
 
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Joe Rodan said:
>muh incels again
Didn’t he just a year or so ago make a video telling people to lay off mocking incels? And now his go-to boogeyman is “incel.” Seems a little hypocritical.
Never mind the fact that he was the one who on camera cried about not getting matches on Tinder
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Yeah and iirc, he even said that more Elliot Rodgers would happen if people didn't take the time to understand incels. Guess all that shit was used to make himself look compassionate or to stop people from making fun of him.
 
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Assburger is planning to go on The Dick Show

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Akpofure said:
Assburger is planning to go on The Dick Show

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gonna be interesting to see how he spins the whole "I beat the shit out of and strangled my GF until she nearly died" bit tbh. but if assburger is willing to go on the dick show with his history and mumkey isn't then that says alot. you would think mumkey would be the first in line to get on the dick show after his recent tough guy act on twitter but he's still bitching out and avoiding it.
 
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MCRonald said:
I am not assburger for the last time.
I just keep tabs on the entire community relating to Mumkey cause it's just a fascinating thing to look through.
I do know that apparently he plans to talk about his situation more, wouldn't be surprised if he talks about Mumkeys.
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Akpofure said:
Assburger is planning to go on The Dick Show

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Does he actually believe he can spin this situation to his advantage? Does he unironically think that all the people that are trolling Mumkey won't find him just as hillarious?
Compared to Assburger, Mumkey is just a bit down on his luck.

Really think about it. In order to take the moral high ground, Assburger will have to argue that cheating on your girlfriend and leaving her for somone else is worse than having to be forcefully removed from her by the police to avoid you strangeling her to death.

All the people in the Mumkeyverse are just completely batshit. At this point i'm just waiting for Rusty Cage to join in.
 
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There will be a video out about him eating ghost pepper candy soon as it is in Patreon early-access ($2 dollar tier), also if you pay him 10 dorrah a month you can download an ebook version of The Triflers now from Patreon. I think this could be a bid to up the amount of high-paying Patreons still with him as the way that site works is you get people to go in at a certain tier for the rewards and then coast off their recurring payments until they remember their passwords and cancel. I'll do a look-see tomorrow, start of the new month but I have a feeling this is skewing results in his favour (for now).

Glad to see he is still making normal content, at least on YouTube. Shit-posting on Twitter and revealing more information about his situation by accident is funny, but in a sad way. I think the Incel bashing shows how far he is from where he used to be.

It'll be interesting to see Assburger's take on everything, but honestly fuck that dude - even in the world-line where he didn't beat a woman, strangled her, and tried biting her leg (speaks volume about character, the worst people go for biting in fights and fight-type situations) he is a boring, lazy, fat fuck whose only decent bit of output was funny for meme-level humour but was entirely forgetable (can anyone remember what Cake Jerry went like without looking it up? I know I can't.) It only "succeeded" due to Mumkey's involvement, his fans checking it out constituted most of the views.

Has there been any glimpses of Liu since Tyler totally throw her out of the trailer she left his ass?

He probably lives next door to Biggs now, since he was born and raised in a trailer - funny how Mumkey used to look down and make fun of his friends who did live in trailers. No wonder he is lying and hiding the fact his 5 bedroom 7 bathroom mansion is actually a second-hand over-priced double-wide.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
gonna be interesting to see how he spins the whole "I beat the shit out of and strangled my GF until she nearly died" bit tbh. but if assburger is willing to go on the dick show with his history and mumkey isn't then that says alot. you would think mumkey would be the first in line to get on the dick show after his recent tough guy act on twitter but he's still bitching out and avoiding it.
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Because as stupid and childish Mumkey is he knows he can not bullshit an actual genius (and a fellow bullshitter) like Dick Masterson. Dick would be able to call out any lie or falsehood Mumkey pulled out. Dick likely glances thru this thread, he probably knows details that haven't come out yet, and if Mumkey started to act belligerent Dick would just chop him down into pieces. And for the record never try to argue with the host of a radio show or a decent podcast, the host always is louder and will control the conversation. If he needs to he will mute you so he'll have the last word.

I keep wondering who the fuck is Tyler so mad at. Even this thread treats him with kid gloves. No one wants the dumb fuck to fail like this. Then it dawned on me, Mumkey Jones was a mask of a satirical incel weeb, it was a joke character. And any crtique people threw at it Tyler could just laughed off at they're being trolled or just don't get the joke. Simian Jimmy is the new mask, it's a satirical lolcow. As mentally ill as Tyler is he's not retarded, he knew that it was only a matter of time till people found out that he lives in a trailer. He purposely nudged the people here to Dox him by bragging about it and sperging about a Wakanda Street. Why? Because it's the only way he can feel he has some control in all this. Nothing is worse than being laughed at when you don't want to, but if this is Tyler's joke then that's a different story. Then he's at least in on the joke.
 
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Cardenio said:
I keep wondering who the fuck is Tyler so mad at. Even this thread treats him with kid gloves. No one wants the dumb fuck to fail like this. Then it dawned on me, Mumkey Jones was a mask of a satirical incel weeb, it was a joke character. And any crtique people threw at it Tyler could just laughed off at they're being trolled or just don't get the joke. Simian Jimmy is the new mask, it's a satirical lolcow. As mentally ill as Tyler is he's not exceptional, he knew that it was only a matter of time till people found out that he lives in a trailer. He purposely nudged the people here to Dox him by bragging about it and sperging about a Wakanda Street. Why? Because it's the only way he can feel he has some control in all this. Nothing is worse than being laughed at when you don't want to, but if this is Tyler's joke then that's a different story. Then he's at least in on the joke.
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I refuse to believe that Mumkey is completely unself aware of the situation he's put himself in after tracking and making fun of so many internet failures. I think he is, on a level, now genuinely attempting to pull off being a lolcow and ride that as a way to keep some kind of following. I don't think he's playing 5D chess or trolling us all or anything like that, though, because he clearly doesn't realize this is an unfullfilling and ultimately damaging path to go down. Playing up being crazy for ironic bucks isn't going to pay as much or last as long as simply dropping off the face of the earth and trying to get a real job. Being cemented as a lolcow really will ruin his chances at any normal job, permanently, if a cursory google search of his name can bring up tons of antics.

I mean, it already kind of has, but if he just stopped this thread would inevitably peter out.
 
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Cardenio said:
Because as stupid and childish Mumkey is he knows he can not bullshit an actual genius (and a fellow bullshitter) like Dick Masterson. Dick would be able to call out any lie or falsehood Mumkey pulled out. Dick likely glances thru this thread, he probably knows details that haven't come out yet, and if Mumkey started to act belligerent Dick would just chop him down into pieces. And for the record never try to argue with the host of a radio show or a decent podcast, the host always is louder and will control the conversation. If he needs to he will mute you so he'll have the last word.

I keep wondering who the fuck is Tyler so mad at. Even this thread treats him with kid gloves. No one wants the dumb fuck to fail like this. Then it dawned on me, Mumkey Jones was a mask of a satirical incel weeb, it was a joke character. And any crtique people threw at it Tyler could just laughed off at they're being trolled or just don't get the joke. Simian Jimmy is the new mask, it's a satirical lolcow. As mentally ill as Tyler is he's not exceptional, he knew that it was only a matter of time till people found out that he lives in a trailer. He purposely nudged the people here to Dox him by bragging about it and sperging about a Wakanda Street. Why? Because it's the only way he can feel he has some control in all this. Nothing is worse than being laughed at when you don't want to, but if this is Tyler's joke then that's a different story. Then he's at least in on the joke.
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I don't know if Dick is big into looking into people, even when they are crashing and burning - I remember he seemingly had no idea about Ralph's descent into total guntery even as he was still appearing on TRR. Either too busy or doesn't want common sense to prejudice him against his "friends".

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Mumkey Jones, the original comedian, parody of the NEET and Incel. Jungle Jimmy, banished but still entertaining, professional among professionals. Simian Jimmy, the lolcow attacking his own fans, unfunny and on his way out. Tyler Millard, the loser underneath and the final form, police have been warned.
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
Taken from your analysis -
Mumkey Jones, the original comedian, parody of the NEET and Incel. Jungle Jimmy, banished but still entertaining, professional among professionals. Simian Jimmy, the lolcow attacking his own fans, unfunny and on his way out. Tyler Millard, the loser underneath and the final form, police have been warned.
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Tyler Millard (The Unfortunate Reality):
the autismo royale, dates a pedo and purposefully makes all the wrong decisions to elevate himself to “an hero” mode, calls his haters “incels.”
Time Active: 2015(?)-Present (IRL)

Era 1 Mumkey Jones (Classic Mumkey):
incel/weeaboo, created by Tyler to take the piss out of anime reviewers, killed in Mumkey’s Anime Reviews #50. Dabbled in Elliot Rodger lore.
Time Active: 2016(?)-October 2017
Appearances: “Mumkey & Biggs Show” thru “Mumkey’s Anime Reviews #50”

Era 2 Mumkey Jones (Khantent Creator):
kicked from the PCP, leading to him meeting various large YouTubers like RebelTaxi, Tommy C, Rusty, etc, created “Munkey Jones Stops a School Shooting” to take the piss out of Daddy Derick, talked about Elliot Rodger the most here.
Time Active: October 2017-August 2018
Appearances: “Why I was Kicked from the PCP” thru “Munkey Jones Stops a School Shooting”

Era 3 Mumkey Jones (The “Golden Age”):
makes fun of other youtubers for their character flaws as people, venerated when assburger became assbeater, “banned from youtube.”
Time Active: August 2018-December 2018
Appearances: “The Making of ‘Munkey Stops a Shooting’” thru “Wheel of Punishment 2”

Jungle Jimmy (“Punished Mumkey”):
Mumkey but banned from youtube, made one video of note, only stuck around until simian jimmy came on the scene.
Time Active: January 2019
Appearances: “Jimmy’s Declassified Termination Survival Guide” & “Jungle Jimmy: Endgame”

Simian Jimmy (Season 4 Walter White):
lolcow, created by tyler to deflect all criticism he receives from his fans/“incels.”
Times Active: January 2019-April 2019 (Grace Period), May 2019-Present (Lolcow Period)
Appearances: “I am the King of Vanillo” thru “Monkey’s Mailbag: Big Box Showdown”
Lolcow Appearances: “My Depression Chamber” thru that “Wakonda Drive” video
 
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Akpofure said:
Tyler Millard (The Unfortunate Reality):
the autismo royale, dates a pedo and purposefully makes all the wrong decisions to elevate himself to “an hero” mode, calls his haters “incels.”

Era 1 Mumkey Jones (Classic Mumkey):
incel/weeaboo, created by Tyler to take the piss out of anime reviewers, killed in Mumkey’s Anime Reviews #50.

Era 2 Mumkey Jones (Khantent Creator):
kicked from the PCP, leading to him meeting various large YouTubers like RebelTaxi, Tommy C, Rusty, etc, created “Munkey Jones Stops a School Shooting” to take the piss out of Daddy Derick.

Era 3 Mumkey Jones (The “Golden Age”):
makes fun of other youtubers for their character flaws as people, venerated when assburger became assbeater, “banned from youtube.”

Jungle Jimmy (“Punished Mumkey”):
Mumkey but banned from youtube, made one video of note, only stuck around until simian jimmy came on the scene.

Simian Jimmy (Season 4 Walter White):
lolcow, created by tyler to deflect all criticism he receives from his fans/“incels.”
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Seeing it all written out like that, it does sound a lot like the journey from Naked Snake to Big Boss, just more autistic. I’m sure Tyler would adore that comparison.
 
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Rebis said:
Seeing it all written out like that, it does sound a lot like the journey from Naked Snake to Big Boss, just more autistic. I’m sure Tyler would adore that comparison.
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Now we just need a i was merely pretending to be retarded era for the ultimate kojima plotwist: incel snake was actually ocelot all along
 
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