Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

crease danger said:
This also doesn't change the fact that there's still no record of a Harrison Coffin anywhere in this country.
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Yeah, now that we know Ashleigh is real and is either pretending to be or IS his wife, there are still tons of inconsistencies:
Harrison isnt listed in the country
Ashleigh's lack of known documentation
Baby bump photo that is clearly a butt CGI'd onto her stomach
ect. Like, even if she's real, something is still clearly going on, and there was definitely a reason for him dragging us along.
 
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MrTroll said:
She meticulously stages and then digitally edits her selfies because she is deeply insecure about her physical appearance. What you see in the video is probably very close to what she looks like on a day-to-day basis. The selfies are her vanity pictures.
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And here I was hoping sex doll wife would finally be the Occam's razor of a moral quandary.
 
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Yeah, now that we know Ashleigh is real and is either pretending to be or IS his wife, there are still tons of inconsistencies:
Harrison isnt listed in the country
Ashleigh's lack of known documentation
Baby bump photo that is clearly a butt CGI'd onto her stomach
ect. Like, even if she's real, something is still clearly going on, and there was definitely a reason for him dragging us along.
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Is it possible they adopted the kid and are covering it up because... "reasons"?
 
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As I said earlier in the thread, no matter how this turned out it's still insane.

Some woman actually left her home halfway across the world to marry a spergy manchild, he still faked a birth certificate, showed his wife's delicate information on her identification documents instead of a small video up until now, and they take the weirdest, most awkward fucking family photos I have ever seen.

Now we have two cows.
 
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Also this is the reply I recieved from Sinthetics regarding Ashleigh:
Me:
Hi,

So recently there’s been some debate regarding photos of a woman, that people believe may actually be one of your dolls. Attached is a photo of one of your dolls “Alicia” vs a photo of the woman. Would you say that it is likely the woman is a doll, or is this particular doll? Also, would there be a serial number or something that could be located in a photo of one of your dolls that would tell me If this woman is real or not?
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Thank you for your message. The pictures of the woman in the short skirt are pictures of a real girl. The dolls cannot support their own weight standing up, and most cannot bring their thighs that close together. I am less sure of the close-up since the fingers are rounded. That could just be an optical illusion of the gloves. The picture of the doll in the green dress is one of ours, but she’s based on a different model. The models we used for both the face and the body are real girls (3D digital scans were taken). It’s good to see we’re so far into the uncanny valley that it’s hard to tell where silicone and flesh meet. Please let me know if you have other questions.
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There is still something not right in this. For being a married couple, they aren't really close, her breasts mysteriously shrank, and she didn't say that she was his wife.

Also Peter is from Coloma? That's the next county over from where I grew up lol nice to see a homegrown lolcow.
 
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Nope, no, natta, negatory, I have lost all sensible ability to even. We've 'tism'd out on this so hard that it's just a Roswell-esque nightmare, now. I can't tell what's real anymore; I'm getting off the ride.
 
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atm said:
Naw, now we get to experience the fallout from this new development. I'm sure plenty of people are gonna keep pushing the doll theory.
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There have been a lot of stupid theories spawned from the tiniest scraps of plausibility but the doll theory still holds some weight. Now it's going to turn into people discussing mental disorders or fetishes that may explain the doll. If people want to find things wrong with the story, they will.
Part of me believes he was lying to protect this girl or help her out with whatever she was going through. Maybe there are certain legal or personal issues they didn't want to bring out. She probably has a pretty sad story underneath all of this. If she's in a better place now because of Peter, good for both of them.

All that considered, he's still a loser SJW who deserves to be laughed at. If he cared about his family he would get some common sense and log off for a while, but since that will never happen he will keep getting the attention he craves.
 
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The thing that's killing me is that, like a lot of people have already pointed out, he had so many opportunities to get out of this. He could've easily said "my wife doesn't look like she does in her photos, she photoshops them because she has BDD and is insecure about her looks". He could easily explain the Harrison thing with "he was born in a different state" or "I don't want my son's real name on the internet". But he doesn't. He takes the long way out every time. This video doesn't even answer anything because I'm pretty sure most people figured Braceface was a real person and wasn't the girl in the photos, at least to some degree. It just raises more questions. If they're really married then why are there no records of their son? If he's not their son, why are they so committed to saying he is? Why did he fake some of her documents? Why did he show her documents at all? Why didn't they just make this video in the first place? If the answer to that is "because BDD and insecurity" then why didn't Peter just SAY that in the first place?

This whole thing is just one giant clusterfuck of attention whoring on Peter's part, and part of me can't help but think that he's still seething over the Kimi Kobayashi thing and is trying to set up a similar scenario where he comes out as being "in the right" this time, even if it's at his wife's expense. That and the "it's his roommate's wife/child" story are the most plausible, I think. Either way, if your shoops make people think you're a sex doll, maybe it's time to learn to shoop better.

Though I still love the irony where Peter's so dedicated to this unrealistic depiction of a supermodel-skinny giant-breasted drop-dead-gorgeous nerd woman, and yet he called Xiaxue a bad rolemodel because she fixed her crooked nose.
 
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LongtimeLurker said:
he's still seething over the Kimi Kobayashi thing and is trying to set up a similar scenario where he comes out as being "in the right" this time, even if it's at his wife's expense.
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Gee, you think? Even when he's gloating, he's still cringy as fuck.
 

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