Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Francis Dollarhyde]

liu knew what she was doing. she only wants too start drama to herself and others around her beacuse she loves the attention she gains. mumkey was warned time and time again to stay away but his desire for drugs and nasty sex clouded his judgement.

Liu got attention from Tyler, now that she gets the the kind she does not want, she seeks it elsewhere. Or maybe she is trying to get even by doing this video, trying to cost him more patrons. The whole video is a nice bonus for us, but it just looks like more manipulating. I wonder what Sheep had to put up with, maybe she did have the balls to tell him hell no now stop it. The best plot twist would be Sheep being a much more experienced cheating manipulator especially because it looks like she is the only normal one here.

The only plus here is that Tyler is at least honest to Liu and tells her all he wants is a warm hole and some dope from her instead of leading her on more. Not much I know. Both are still fucked in the head.

 

[Fist of Fury]

Digi jerked off to lolicon among every other conceivable degenerate fetish in like 2012 and that has been insanely overblown for years (both by him and people looking to make fun of him). He's not an actual predator and was never attracted to real life underage girls.

Making me log in for this bullshit.

Digi still jerks off to lolicon. He's talked about the porn he watches within the past year or so and I specifically remember loli shit--and vore--still being among his favorites. He's had the sense to downplay his loli fetish recently, but dismissing it as a distant memory makes you look like some retarded white knight.

He's also said creepy shit about actual real-life under-aged girls, like all middle school girls want sex, and other shit that's just generally creepy and gives a pedo vibe. People don't call people pedos solely because they fuck kids; they do it because they give the vibe that they might fuck kids given the opportunity. I wouldn't call Digi a pedo but, again, pretending that people call him that simply because he watched loli porn at some point in his life is complete bullshit, head-in-the-sand white knighting.

Also he's always full of shit when he goes on The Dick Show because he wants to impress Dick. Digi, by his own admission, has no principles and simply changes his mind when it's convenient, which he seems to do whenever he has a new audience.

So this isn't too off-topic, Mumkey's dumb.

 

[Voltaire]

inb4 Mumkey singles this out for not getting the "joke"

I don't buy mumkey being a homo. His last video baited autistic kiwis I think he is just doing this for a while to separate his own career destroying shit form his humour.

 

[Tard]

I don't buy mumkey being a homo

Idk man, it takes a certain type of guy to want to keep fucking a batshit reverse-trap this badly

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Can we all just agree they're both lying pieces of shit?

I would, but I'm not sure what Mumkey was lying about. He didn't talk about the particulars of their relationship, yeah, but he in fact broke up with her...

He's actually more unhinged than I expected. To flip on Liu as fast as he did. To go from "let's get married I'm giving up everything for you" to "you can be my cumdump and that's it fuck you're exceptional" says a lot about just how fucked up he's been.
He admitted in other texts to cheating before, which makes him a scumbag piece of shit that deserves full karmatic repercussions. On top of his everything else.

It'd be really informative if Sheep decided to come out with any abuse she had to undergo with Tyler, but she seems to like her privacy and I respect that.

• Given the laundry list of ways that Liu objectively screwed him over (leaking his name, handing his personal phone number to people like the teenage boy she groomed for him to blow up his phone, going on a stream presumably about him after being told not to and agreeing not to), I can actually understand why their relationship would further degenerate, and that much isn't his fault. I'm also of the understanding that "you will get me my drugs and you will receive my semen before i spearchuck you into the plane cargo" came up after he didn't want to have anything to do with her.
• Why are you introducing his cheating as if it's new information? For that matter, I don't think anyone in this has so much as broken up with a person before pursuing another-- not even Sheepover, if posts from earlier are to be believed.

He's also said creepy shit about actual real-life under-aged girls, like all middle school girls want sex, and other shit that's just generally creepy and gives a pedo vibe.

...perhaps that's a generalization, but isn't that arguably true, at an age and culture where even kissing is considered scandalously attractive and people are flaunting their relationships after holding hands one time? I mean, just saying what he said doesn't address how or why he said it.

 

[Voltaire]

Idk man, it takes a certain type of guy to want to keep fucking a batshit reverse-trap this badly

It was this or nothing. And it probably has a lot to do with her being cool with his need to be dominant in bed. Sheepover probably just wasn't into kinky roleplaying. He's still in his early 20's and a bit of an exceptional individual so he probably sees having kinky sex as a real life achievement.

 

[oddish]

welp, given all this new information, here's my new take on all of this:

Mumkey is an emotionally unstable sociopath. He was able to use his superficial charm when his mental problems where in a recession to create an online following because his videos are good, got a girlfriend that he didn't actually care about and only wanted for money and sex, and then cheated on her with someone who was willing to offer him drugs and more sex. Sadly for him, since Liu is so fucked in the head (which is why she's more sexually active in the first place) she isn't someone he can control like he did with sheepover, because sheepover actually cared about him and Liu is completely unhinged and always acts on her first impulse without thinking. So now, instead of having a meat puppet he can wear on his dick, he has an insane stalker he lead on so he could get his dick wet, that he can't get to leave him alone or stop ruining his carefully crafted public image.

He tried to keep her around for sex, she wouldn't stop fucking up and making him look stupid, no amount of yelling can make a crazy person act rational, so he decided to just dump her and thought it would make her stop, but now she's still going and getting worse and also stalking him at the same time.

I mean, I feel a little sorry for him, but his suffering is kind of funny, especially since it's the result of a mess he's gotten himself into.

All of this is compounded, of course, by him being mentally unstable, cracking under the pressure, making dumb decisions as a result that only make things worse, and so the cycle continues.

 

[TardFarmer69]

Digi still jerks off to lolicon. He's talked about the porn he watches within the past year or so and I specifically remember loli shit--and vore--still being among his favorites.

You probably confused him talking about how loli and vore used to be his favorites with him saying that they still are. Or you might be full of shit. And even less likely, I might have missed a Digi video in this year.

pretending that people call him that simply because he watched loli porn at some point in his life is complete bullshit

People call Digi a pedo because he is incredibly obnoxiously vocal about his support for loli porn and keeps talking about how it helped him understand his own identity. Calling him a pedo is a completely warranted reaction because it's incredibly creepy to be this emotionally invested in lolicon.

To bring this all somewhat back on topic, Digi did a livestream a year ago where both Mumkey and Turkey Tom got on. Mumkey didn't really touch on the pedo subject and just kinda moped about their drama. However, Digi had a fairly heated debate with Turkey Tom during which both parties involved made themselves look completely exceptional. Link for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AGngFq7vtE

 

[boku-chan]

Digi jerked off to lolicon among every other conceivable degenerate fetish in like 2012 and that has been insanely overblown for years (both by him and people looking to make fun of him). He's not an actual predator and was never attracted to real life underage girls.

Even if Digi is pretty vocal about his support for lolicon, I can understand that as it's a free speech issue.
The people that call lolicons pedophiles really need to ease up because to be honest with you, they do it so much that I legitimately take the word "pedophile" less seriously now as I don't know if the person in question preys on the underage or if they just jerk it to some /d/eviant hentai sometimes which is, in all reality, not a big deal.
It's some tumblr level "fiction is reality" shit and it does more harm than good since it lessens the impact the word is supposed to carry.

I don't buy mumkey being a homo. His last video baited autistic kiwis I think he is just doing this for a while to separate his own career destroying shit form his humour.

I don't think Tyler is full on homosexual but he admitted that pictures of vaginas gross him out. When asking his fans for pics he declared something like, "dick pics, tit pics, whatever send em to me...but not vagina pics those gross me out".
It's probably safe to say he doesn't eat out girls.
And that's gay.

 

[Fcret]

For all the talk of Digi being a pedo sympathizer, he's enabled fewer pedophiles than Tyler has at this point.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Someone uploaded a version with fixed audio.

 

[Rebis]

welp, given all this new information, here's my new take on all of this:

Mumkey is an emotionally unstable sociopath. He was able to use his superficial charm when his mental problems where in a recession to create an online following because his videos are good, got a girlfriend that he didn't actually care about and only wanted for money and sex, and then cheated on her with someone who was willing to offer him drugs and more sex. Sadly for him, since Liu is so fucked in the head (which is why she's more sexually active in the first place) she isn't someone he can control like he did with sheepover, because sheepover actually cared about him and Liu is completely unhinged and always acts on her first impulse without thinking. So now, instead of having a meat puppet he can wear on his dick, he has an insane stalker he lead on so he could get his dick wet, that he can't get to leave him alone or stop ruining his carefully crafted public image.

He tried to keep her around for sex, she wouldn't stop fucking up and making him look stupid, no amount of yelling can make a crazy person act rational, so he decided to just dump her and thought it would make her stop, but now she's still going and getting worse and also stalking him at the same time.

I mean, I feel a little sorry for him, but his suffering is kind of funny, especially since it's the result of a mess he's gotten himself into.

All of this is compounded, of course, by him being mentally unstable, cracking under the pressure, making dumb decisions as a result that only make things worse, and so the cycle continues.

I actually don’t buy that Tyler never loved Sheep at all. It seems to me that Mumkey is at that weird stage where he wants to be more dominant and leaderly in his relationship (which a lot of guys go through, I think), but hasn’t figured out how to be dominant naturally without forcing it and being a domineering asshole.

Most men and women are natirally into dominant and submissive roles to some degree, but I imagine pathetic internet funny man Tyler wasn’t inspiring Sheepover to put too much faith into him being a dominant leader. Maybe he tried to force the matter by trying to do more BDSM-esque stuff and she told him to fuck off with it. (That never works, btw. You can’t force a dom/sub dynamic just by telling a girl to call you sir or giving her rules.)

Liu was probably desperate enough that she’d play into whatever weird shit he wanted initially (notice how in the texts he tells her to be “good”, like as in “good girl”), but Liu is a spastic who follows whatever impulse hits her tiny brain so he was completely unable to mold her into his docile submissive dream girl like he imagined he could.

To be fair, I’d be pretty pissed off too if a girl I was with was constantly willing to do things to damage me just to get brief hits of dopamine. Like I’d probably be texting her like that too, honestly, cause she was/is being a stupid bitch.

But it’s the old parable of the scorpion and the frog; Liu is a scorpion and all she knows how to do is to sting. I really think Tyler made the mistake of thinking he could take in this broken girl and rebuild her into a perfect submissive waifu who would respect him in the ways Sheep never did, but you can’t do that in real life. No matter how many times you yell at or coerce the scorpion it’ll always be a scorpion, and you can’t change that. Not to mention that Mumkey has done nothing to actually earn that kind of respect from either Sheep or Liu.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't think Tyler is full on homosexual but he admitted that pictures of vaginas gross him out. When asking his fans for pics he declared something like, "dick pics, tit pics, whatever send em to me...but not vagina pics those gross me out".
It's probably safe to say he doesn't eat out girls.
And that's gay.

Another thing Mumkey has done that seemed like just a funny bit that now makes you wonder. That's most of Mumkey's old content at this point.

For all the talk of Digi being a pedo sympathizer, he's enabled fewer pedophiles than Tyler has at this point.

That's fair.

 

[Love Machine]

Debating on who is the bigger degenerate in this case is kinda pointless. This is what happens when a unstoppable retard collides with an immovable dipshit. As Josh said on stream, having two crazy people in a relationship is probably not a good idea. Frankly, I don't really believe either of their shit.
They were literally in a trailer park dropping acid, like that's the start of some fucking redneck joke. First of all, dropping acid when you are supposed to be on some sort of antidepressant just sets things up for disaster, there is a reason doctors don't even want you drinking while on them, let alone setting yourself on the fantastic voyage. From this point forward you really cant take whatever they say as true, because even if they think its true, their little cocktail party probably took their thinking muscle through the blender for at least a day or 2.
The real question is what is even the point anymore in even being invested in mumkey outside of wanting to watch what dumb shit he does next. I mean here we are years later and mumkey is essentially digibro. It's just all so tiresome, I don't even think dick could save him now, even if he were inclined to do so.

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't think Tyler is full on homosexual but he admitted that pictures of vaginas gross him out. When asking his fans for pics he declared something like, "dick pics, tit pics, whatever send em to me...but not vagina pics those gross me out".
It's probably safe to say he doesn't eat out girls.
And that's gay.

Pretending to be gay to troll people is still incredibly tarded and deserves mockery.

I still say he's at least bi.

 

[Guts]

I mean here we are years later and mumkey is essentially digibro. It's just all so tiresome, I don't even think dick could save him now, even if he were inclined to do so.

I just want to isolate this one and expound on how this turn of events, according to Mumkey's own twisted logic, is exactly what he deserves. Mumkey's new "peace be upon you" demeanor completely justifies his downfall because Mumkey Jones, as most of you know, made a pretty big name for himself early on simply by burning bridges and going after other autists on the internet (most notably, Digibro) for little more than clout. Thus, Mumkey should see his empire crashing down as the karmic pendulum swing that was, according to Mumkey himself, inevitable for all drama whores. This ain't haydurs, Ty-Ty. This...

Spoiler

is retribution, baby!

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I'm eager to see what mumkey's next move is after being guntstomped by ethan ralph (caused his relationship with pedofur to colapse, mocked him on twitter, gave a platform to his biggest a-logs, did dramatic readings of his embarrassing text messeges, etc.)

Will he try take the fight to ethan or will he just act like nothing happened?

 

[TardFarmer69]

The new Whang! video gives good and proper credit to Mumkey Jones for creating the background music it uses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-rNLqgBl1Y. Finally someone who respects his true and honest intellectual property.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I'm eager to see what mumkey's next move is after being guntstomped by ethan ralph (caused his relationship with pedofur to colapse, mocked him on twitter, gave a platform to his biggest a-logs, did dramatic readings of his embarrassing text messeges, etc.)

Will he try take the fight to ethan or will he just act like nothing happened?

Mumkey will make some kind of passive aggressive tweet or video, then act like it wasn't a big deal to him when it was

 

[semiurge]

Icing on the cake would be if Quinton made a Fallen Titans on Mumkey.

I absolutely cannot stand Quinton at this point, but even I have to concede the perfect coup de grace that would be him spitting on the edgelord. I honestly kinda want Rusty, Whang, Internet Historian and Emp to stay out of it, they're all quality creators and every time they've diverted their attention to mumkey recently, it's come at the cost of quality on their part. See: most recent SOTY episode.