Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[LittleDude]

What did Dick mean by this?
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[Jack Awful]

about an hour before that post:

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I know it's gotta be a kink.
The only question is:
was it Liu or Tyler's idea and did the other know?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Dick better drop that shit one day, randomly...when people will least suspect it.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Originally I thought this was a joke on Dick's part but I am coming to believe he might have a copy. But was Dick the one Mumkey was referring to when he was chewing Liu out for leaking their sex tape? Seems like there was too much time between that text emerging and Dick's messages.

There could be someone who convinced Liu to give the file to them and is now carefully unleashing it to whoever he thinks can do the most damage to Mumkey. They need to be smart and in control, at least to the point of hitting Mumkey for maximum damage rather than leaking it to everyone at once. Dick laughing about it, hinting of its contents, is more damaging than just everyone seeing blurry phone footage of you sticking your dick in crazy and getting your nipples rubbed.

The only person it could be, the true mastermind... it has to be Patchy wearing the Jumkey Mones mask. The true villain emerges.

 

[semiurge]

The question is who is gonna get it first: us, or assburger?

Null' s the one who put up a bounty on Liu shit, do you think the dear leader would be gracious enough to share more of what He's received? Because if he doesn't have the tape by now, honestly I would be more than a little shocked.

 

[I ain't having it]

I don't think dick has a tape who would just give Dick Masterson the tape and not give it to anyone else. I doubt mumkey ever contacted Dick again after the whole ghosting on the show so I don't think he could leak and I doubt Lui would do it without sharing the tape everywhere else.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

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If this post on here, Mumkey Jones has a high chance of Yuropa himself

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

Mumkey is losing his mind in a similar way to Chris chan, his fans are speculating about when he will pull an Etika (and I can see why from his recent videos.)

 

[Private Dickhead]

I don't think dick has a tape who would just give Dick Masterson the tape and not give it to anyone else. I doubt mumkey ever contacted Dick again after the whole ghosting on the show so I don't think he could leak and I doubt Lui would do it without sharing the tape everywhere else.

Here is what happens in the tape which is only 45 seconds long.

1. Liu is riding Mumkey and he creepily stares into the camera he is holding vlog style while smiling. The camera is on his face for most of the video.

2. He tells her to show her tits which she then covers up. Can situation better than expected.

3. He says in the Mumkey raspy voice "kiss me" and they kiss as Mumkey nuts.

4. Mumkey looks back into the camera with a creepy fucking smile and the video ends.

It is only a matter of time Kiwis.

 

[I ain't having it]

You know what I think is funny, the fact that I'm sure sheepover was sleeping with mumkey regularly and then he cheated on her with Lou and chose Lou after sheepover was willing to make it work. after all that Lou libido was fucked and mumkey was practically begging for sex

 

[The Pink Panther]

I think the best moment of this arc of Mumkey going insane is him saying in his debunked video, "That's just weird to me, but then again I'm just a guy with receipts, so what do I know?"

If it's not the Breaking Bad comparisons and his rage on Twitter, it's the fucking face of resignation he has on his face when saying that makes it all the greater. This is a never-ending ride of excitement and surprises along the way.

 

[semiurge]

Here is what happens in the tape which is only 45 seconds long.

1. Liu is riding Mumkey and he creepily stares into the camera he is holding vlog style while smiling. The camera is on his face for most of the video.

2. He tells her to show her tits which she then covers up. Can situation better than expected.

3. He says in the Mumkey raspy voice "kiss me" and they kiss as Mumkey nuts.

4. Mumkey looks back into the camera with a creepy fucking smile and the video ends.

It is only a matter of time Kiwis.

You should have paid better attention in English class:

Show don't tell.

EDIT: If you actually are who you seem to be larping as, give us a screencap. It'll give you some much needed credibility, and really won't detract from whatever you have planned with it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Here is what happens in the tape which is only 45 seconds long.

1. Liu is riding Mumkey and he creepily stares into the camera he is holding vlog style while smiling. The camera is on his face for most of the video.

2. He tells her to show her tits which she then covers up. Can situation better than expected.

3. He says in the Mumkey raspy voice "kiss me" and they kiss as Mumkey nuts.

4. Mumkey looks back into the camera with a creepy fucking smile and the video ends.

It is only a matter of time Kiwis.

If you've seen it, why not post it and be a hero?

 

[The Wokest]

Here is what happens in the tape which is only 45 seconds long.

1. Liu is riding Mumkey and he creepily stares into the camera he is holding vlog style while smiling. The camera is on his face for most of the video.

2. He tells her to show her tits which she then covers up. Can situation better than expected.

3. He says in the Mumkey raspy voice "kiss me" and they kiss as Mumkey nuts.

4. Mumkey looks back into the camera with a creepy fucking smile and the video ends.

It is only a matter of time Kiwis.

I can larp 10 times better than you!
The tape is 3 hours long, most of it is Mumkey trying to get an boner and I was the camera man.
see?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Over the past week there's been tons of people LARPing having super secret info - at this point it should be a threadbannable offense as it's (intentionally) shitting the thread up.

 

[World Star]

Here is what happens in the tape which is only 45 seconds long.

I'm going to need to see some proof as far as I'm aware there are atleast 3-5 sextapes that were made between Mumkey and Liu.
I think 2 of them were made at the hotel and they made a couple more whiles she was living with him.
Liu recently found out that even though she deleted the local copies on her phone they were still accessible on her Icloud account and apparently the two recordings are just her sucking his dick.
This was something she told me in a discord voice chat whiles she was working on the script to her video.
From all accounts I've personaly heard the tape/s of the hotel incidendent are all losted if Dick did get his hands on their sex tape it's possible that it's a differnt sex tape.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm going to need to see some proof as far as I'm aware there are atleast 3-5 sextapes that were made between Mumkey and Liu.
I think 2 of them were made at the hotel and they made a couple more whiles she was living with him.
Liu recently found out that even though she deleted the local copies on her phone they were still accessible on her Icloud account and apparently the two recordings are just her sucking his dick.
This was something she told me in a discord voice chat whiles she was working on the script to her video.
From all accounts I've personaly heard the tape/s of the hotel incidendent are all losted if Dick did get his hands on their sex tape it's possible that it's a differnt sex tape.

Get her to make an account and start posting here.
Tell her we're huge fans.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The tape is exactly 14:88 long

 

[MewKira]

Can somebody explain to me who the fuck Demon is
I remember him lurking on mumkey's live streams before the whole assburger thing and I only thought he was some edgy 14 year old

 

[Jack Awful]

Can somebody explain to me who the fuck Demon is
I remember him lurking on mumkey's live streams before the whole assburger thing and I only thought he was some edgy 14 year old

I think he's one of Mumkey's old Discord mods. Mumkey fired him or changed some shit without Demon's permission or something and hates Mumkey now.