Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Slap47]

It's kinda weird, you know? She's got a great body and a fairly normal face. If she didn't dye her hair and wear scene kid clothes you'd never know she was crazy. It's like girls actively advertise they have daddy issues in the same way that poison dart frogs are brightly colored: because nature tells us what's poisoned and what's safe to eat.

Tomboy without the Tom is just Boy.

Was he an edgelord or more of a tard a la Onision? They're both absolute tards with zero self-awareness. Shit taste in women they choose to cheat on the actual decent looking women they have. Neither has had content approaching watchable in a hot minute. Both have muh depreshun or anxiety. Sometimes I feel like YT is our collective punishment and garbage dump. These dickfaces provide entertainment to be sure, just not the entertainment they THINK they provide. Imagine filming yourself eyefucking yourself while a pasty, flat chested sexually ambiguous thing is riding you, cumming before "she" even knew she was in the room and keeping it somewhere that it would be compromised or could be compromised...and your fucking career is on the internet??? I love watching these tards crash and burn.

Onision is a pedophile.

 

[The Jokester]

He just said on stream he has a "nightly walk around town barhopping" to "meet people" (unsuccessfully). Not only is that hilariously pathetic, it also means he goes out and tries to pick up women with that unshaven scruff that makes him look like a homeless Chinese man.
I have half a mind to drive to Ames and try to find him so I can whisper "kiss me" in his ear.

Night walk? As in the thing Doomers do?

 

[FotzenHunt42]

She's like "Oh, yeah, sex!" like a bitch in heat almost.
He's like "Omg, guyz, lookie what I got here! I got pussy, for realz!" while not putting any effort in whatsoever...

It's just all so awkward and unnerving, they're both clearly not on the same page and yet somehow she's also clearly ok with him filming this shit.
IMO -either she or (likely) both of them are high off their minds.

 

[semiurge]

Thank you Dylan, very cool

Spoiler: Ashley slurping monkey dick

 

[Guts]

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Why in the world did she send this to Dylan?
Where the fuck is the head of his penis???
Why does it curve downward??????

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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SPOILER TAG THAT SHIT

 

[Woyzeck]

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Circumcised. You know what that means...

 

[BlancoMailo]

Thank you Dylan, very cool

Put a NSFW spoiler on that.

Also, for the 5 people repeatedly talking about how attractive they find this emaciated hobgoblin, how's this HD picture quality treating you?

 

[The Pink Panther]

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Who's dick is this?

Also spoiler that shit, thank you.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

its like three inches lmao

 

[semiurge]

Who's dick is this?

Also spoiler that shit, thank you.

It's Mumk's, nothing vannable here.

 

[The Pink Panther]

It's Mumk's, nothing vannable here.

At least when Birdboy was fucking other chicks, he had something to brag about...but Mumkey's banana is kinda...averagely small.

 

[Rebis]

Infinity War but instead of Thanos it’s Null and instead of Infinity Gems it’s 8 sex tapes.

Also lol his peepee is stupid looking

 

[Shady Attorney]

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I have seen many things in my life. But this? This makes me sick

 

[Iron Hamster]

Thank you Dylan, very cool

Spoiler: Ashley slurping monkey dick

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still a dude.

 

[AssBurgerRap]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO WAY is it that small

While we were filming the Vincent and Fabulous Feline mailbag, i put the costume tail between my legs and said "hey the girth is about right" and Mumkey blew up saying, "THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE THAT BIG!" Guess he really is fucking small, my sides.

 

[FotzenHunt42]

If this is how he was "giving it to her", no surprise she dumped his ass
Also -oh, man, feel like I can smell the stench of that room just by looking at this footage alone

 

[Love Machine]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO WAY is it that small

While we were filming the Vincent and Fabulous Feline mailbag, i put the costume tail between my legs and said "hey the girth is about right" and Mumkey blew up saying, "THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE THAT BIG!" Guess he really is fucking small, my sides.

arent you the guy the beat his girlfriend?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Our girl Liu looking like a a lizard with an allergic reaction to monkey meat in that pic.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Having Mumkey's dick in it lowers the resale value. A lot.

You ain't lying. I still find it funny when people diss someone when they're not even that bad looking compared to 90% of people you see on this site.

Hey, to each his or her own, but she's not remotely good looking as far as I can tell.. Being thin doesn't equal being hot. She's got the flapjack tits of a woman who's birthed and breastfed several children. She's bony af, has danger hair, and her face isn't remotely cute. Again, each to his own, but this isn't a piece I'd fuck my life up for.

"2/10 would not bang." "1/10 bony knees."