Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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La Luz Extinguido said:
Yes but but for that reason he's one of Kiwi Farms's most consistent content creators and I appreciate him for all that unpaid hard work.
Oh god the irony.
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If he applied even a fraction of the tenacity he applies towards creating content for us on something else, like learning how to play video games for example, he would likely come off as marginally less exceptional.
 
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Midlife Sperglord said:
If he applied even a fraction of the tenacity he applies towards creating content for us on something else, like learning how to play video games for example, he would likely come off as marginally less exceptional.
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If only appreciating skills in video games wasn't so extremely ableist.
 
:story: They found his block evading account, avatar matches his screenshot. http://archive.li/0h0s7
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He made the account back in 2011 to pester someone about a Digimon RP. The account was hijacked by a Russian spam bot on November 6th, 2013 (he left all those tweets on it for some reason) and he has now been using it to block evade and spy on people.
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Lex has read over the evidence and is warning others not to let Chris abusively coerce them into not unfollowing. Predictably, Chris targets Lex in retaliation and continues to try to lie his way out it. http://archive.li/3UnLw
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:story: He's still lying about his age! Heclaims people are pretending to be him and advertising underage rape ERP, when he was doing it on his own reddit account. :story:
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HARRIS "maybe gryph was right, maybe disappearing and letting harry win was the only option"
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Chris then flounced off Twitter, returning less than 20 minutes later. http://archive.li/0aWAJ http://archive.fo/IAbcz
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:story: Chris is still lying about his age and everything else he's guilty of. "i'm not prepared to say everything was true, though, I didn't ever have violent intention against harris, and still maintain I was born in 1992 like it says on my twitter. not the earlier date doxing assholes dug up." http://archive.li/kdFiv
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Hellfire said:
:story: Chris is still lying about his age and everything else he's guilty of. "i'm not prepared to say everything was true, though, I didn't ever have violent intention against harris, and still maintain I was born in 1992 like it says on my twitter. not the earlier date doxing assholes dug up." http://archive.li/kdFiv
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But not on your Reddit account, right Chris?

And Chris, there is no Christopher J. McGee born in ohoi in 1992. You're in your thirties. Admit it.
 
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There's a simple way to disprove our claim Shrimpy. Post a government ID. In video. Not some dumb anime club ID. Post a government ID that has your birthday. Post it clearly. Then we will know Uriel is lying.

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But not on your Reddit account, right Chris?

And Chris, there is no Christopher J. McGee born in ohoi in 1992. You're in your thirties. Admit it.
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There is a problem with your claim. Shrimpy was born in a storm drain and undocumented for five years.

That's where he got struck by all those discarded vaccine needles. That's why he has autism.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
His lying about his age puts his whole disassociation with Uriel into perspective. Uriel is the younger sibling at around 30, and we all know Shrimpy is a few years older than him. Hiding his relationship with Uriel allows him to keep attempting to lie about his age.
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He can't even keep his lies straight, last year he claimed he was 24 in the infamous underage rape RP he tried to do with Cinna. Since he is now (falsely) claiming to be born in 1992, he would be 26 in 2018, so even in his fantasy version he would still be lying about his age to try to make himself younger.
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Hellfire said:
:story: Chris is still lying about his age and everything else he's guilty of. "i'm not prepared to say everything was true, though, I didn't ever have violent intention against harris, and still maintain I was born in 1992 like it says on my twitter. not the earlier date doxing assholes dug up." http://archive.li/kdFiv
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If it's the only fucking birthdate anyone can find for you, anywhere, then golly gee it's gotta be your real fucking birthdate you spud. You were born in 85 just fucking accept it.

ALSO there is proof of Shrimpy even admitting to lying about his age because weh weh he hates getting older. It's in the fucking doc I do believe.
 
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Porque no los dos? said:
If it's the only fucking birthdate anyone can find for you, anywhere, then golly gee it's gotta be your real fucking birthdate you spud. You were born in 85 just fucking accept it.

ALSO there is proof of Shrimpy even admitting to lying about his age because weh weh he hates getting older. It's in the fucking doc I do believe.
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In the aftermath of the Cinna ERP (in which he claimed he was 24), he kept lying to a friend that he was totally 26, who pressed him on it until he admitted he is a liar and he supposedly does it because he is "ashamed of getting older" and he likes "picturing [himself] as still in his 20s"
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When he got caught, again, in January 2019 and they were disgusted and planning to report him to the RP group's admins, he claimed he had "just turned 18" to try and lie his way out of it.
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Hellfire said:
In the aftermath of the Cinna ERP (in which he claimed he was 24), he kept lying to a friend that he was totally 26, who pressed him on it until he admitted he is a liar and he supposedly does it because he is "ashamed of getting older" and he likes "picturing [himself] as still in his 20s"
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When he got caught, again, in January 2019 and they were disgusted and planning to report him to the RP group's admins, he claimed he had "just turned 18" to try and lie his way out of it.
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The underage RP is just a front. He really is RPing a whiny younger millennial.
 
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