Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Star Wars has been reimagined as a transhumanist setting where millennia in the future humans brains are emulated within compact robotic bodies. This is actually a very interesting direction for the franchise to take.
The Auralnauts parody version of C-3PO would agree with you.

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Alden Ehrenreich will be known as that bootleg version of Solo who needed to be coached onset.
I didn't know that, but after learning it I realized his face looked familiar, I made the connection that he's in this wonderful scene:
 
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This comic is so fucking stupid that I had to share it here, Jesus Christ.
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I do think it’s funny that a whole cottage industry has sprung up around criticizing TLJ, and another for butthurt TLJ apologia.

There’s a lot of meat to the criticism, and a lot to pick a apart, but I at least agree with the author that a person’s interpretation of the film often says volumes about their worldview, just not in the way she thinks.
 
Isn't that Dobson? He's not a she.
I figured with the first panel and the female POV it was a chick, but knowing now that it’s a thirsty dude, it makes way more sense.

Either way, he’s a fucking moron with bad taste. It’s a halfassed attempt at addressing actual criticism as opposed to the whiny manbaby fan narrative, but the arguments are weak as hell and he still has to come at the whole thing from the mysogyny angle so he can show the world what a good boy he is.
 
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Catch these kinds of people by trapping them in their own fucking rhetoric. Point out that Finn has been nothing but the token comic relief black character, as compared to the wealthy, brave, and powerful Lando Calrissian, or the stoic, strong, and bold Mace Windu of the OT and PT, respectively.
Here, let's break it down:
PT: Mace Windu is the second most powerful Jedi alive. Period, no questions asked, only behind Grandmaster Yoda himself. He's a monster with the blade and went toe to toe with Palpatine long after his fellow Masters were cut down. You could argue that Palpatine went easy on him, knowing of his cold relationship with Anakin and needing at least one Jedi alive for use as emotional bait, but still, even surviving for as long as he did was an achievement that only a few in the Galaxy could match. On Geonosis he distinguished himself by cutting down Jango Fett and obliterating scores of battle droids, and in the Genndy cartoon he performs some awe-inspiring feats. A powerful man.

OT: Lando Calrissian lacks the outright, balls out, super heavy power of Mace Windu, but makes up for it with his positive description. He did sell out Han, but it was implied it was for the greater good, and this was a decision he regretted immensely, to the point of joining the Rebellion. He was a shrewd and suave leader who stood to Vader without fear, and he was essential in the destruction of the Second Death Star, and the rescue of Han Solo. A powerful man.

ST: Finn is a bumbling idiot used as the butt of every joke that comes his way. Any pathos he might have of being a 'defective' stormtrooper and his seeming hesitance to kill innocents goes right out the goddamn window as he gleefully shoots down people he called brothers mere hours before. He is depicted as incapable of doing anything that Rey cannot do. On Death Star 3/Starkiller Base, he only is useful because he mopped the floor near a weak point on the station. He does nothing to stop Phasma here, having Chewbacca do the grunt work. He tries to stand to Kylo Ren and is quickly defeated for his efforts, while the (even less trained) Rey manages to defeat him in a clumsy, awkward saber duel.
By TLJ, he has somehow recovered near instantly from his wounds, and is depicted as a near useless hanger on for most of his subplot, being tazed for no reason, and then brought along as a completely inept hanger-on for all of Canto Bight, playing second fiddle to Rose and contributing nothing. Upon their capture, he does absolutely nothing and survives by happenstance, only defeating Phasma because the writer said so. He then almost sacrifices himself for the greater good, before Rose rams him out of the air in a display of incredible hypocrisy, considering that she kept alive the memory of her sister who did the exact same thing mere hours earlier. He then does nothing of substance for the rest of the film, and if the leaks are any indication, for the rest of the trilogy. A walking punchline.

So, Disney fans, why do you hate people of color so much? Isn't that racist?
 
After taking a look at the picture of the Disney Wars gang's new ship...
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Its cockpit effectively being a "Disney-improved" version of the Falcon's just strengthens my belief that Disney really will have this thing replace the Falcon.

Also I found a pic of the Falcon's possible "fake-out death" on /tv/.
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Its in Lego which is shit, but so far they've been accurate in depicting shit from the film. The box this was printed on has two sides. One side shows Emo Ren's ship (which is piloted by either him, Wyte Pryde or one of the Knights of Ren) apparently blowing up the Falcon for max tragedy points, but the other side of the box shows the broken Falcon making a comeback and blowing up Emo Ren's ship. This may be the fake-out scene I spoke of in past spoilers, I guess its Chewbacca and Lando making the false sacrifice maybe?

I think Star Wars fans would accept the blu-ray version or whatever was the last altered version of the OT Lucas did (the one where Darth Vader screams NOOOOOOOOOOO from Episode III as he throws the Emperor down the shaft) as the final, ultimate canon if it could erase Disney Star Wars from the universe and set the franchise back on a course which wasn't that of a failure so utter and abject that in a century or two all Star Wars will be remembered for is how fast and decisively Disney destroyed it out of hubris.
I honestly would rather just see Star Wars be put to rest than see it carry on like this. Any future attempt at trying to "fix" things would probably prove equally disastrous, especially when so many people are obsessed with huffing their own farts and drinking the Koolaid. Some things are better off dead...

This comic is so fucking stupid that I had to share it here, Jesus Christ.
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Ever since cutting himself off from the majority of outside contact, this imbecilic fuck went from laughably pathetic to obnoxiously infuriating while still pathetic. Although I do find it funny how his fattest and ugliest Racist Nerd Strawmen look more like his real self than his usual avatars. Does he have no self-awareness? I mean does he even remember what he looks like anymore? He does realize he's a male too right?

just not in the way she thinks.
Its gotten to the point where Dobson's faggotry makes people think he's an actual nu-wave woman? When is he going full tranny anyway?
 
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Oh, fuck off Dobson, you inflation loving hack. Those are some of the more widely accepted criticisms of the movie, do you sincerely believe that the majority of the people that watched the movie are secretly racist & sexist? Christ, if you're going out of the way to shield Disney from the most vanilla criticism, at least ask for a few bucks.

Hell, pat yourself on the back for making a dumber comic than the one where you used Star Wars actors to shit on the fans.
 
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Oh, fuck off Dobson, you inflation loving hack. Those are some of the more widely accepted criticisms of the movie, do you sincerely believe that the majority of the people that watched the movie are secretly racist & sexist? Christ, if you're going out of the way to shield Disney from the most vanilla criticism, at least ask for a few bucks.
He’s trying to suck up to women, actually. The post before that comic was about how Disney cartoons from the 90’s featuring cartoon animals are too white and straight.
I wish I was joking.
 
Also I found a pic of the Falcon's possible "fake-out death" on /tv/.
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Its in Lego which is shit, but so far they've been accurate in depicting shit from the film. The box this was printed on has two sides. One side shows Emo Ren's ship (which is piloted by either him, Wyte Pryde or one of the Knights of Ren) apparently blowing up the Falcon for max tragedy points, but the other side of the box shows the broken Falcon making a comeback and blowing up Emo Ren's ship. This may be the fake-out scene I spoke of in past spoilers, I guess its Chewbacca and Lando making the false sacrifice maybe?
This is probably where the score "The Last Ride of the Falcon" comes in. Things line up. I forgot whether or not the Falcon getting smashed was in your leaks, but if it was, then we've pretty much got confirmation they're legit.
 
What if..they didn't watch it?
Yeah tbh I'm pretty sure I've only watched the part in Rebel One where Jason kills the camp counselors, and like, some trailers.
I don't often get a chance to sit down and watch an entire movie from start to finish and it's pretty clear these won't be things I enjoy so fuck it who even cares.
 
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"I think it's a terribly-written piece of trash that's an insult to the memory of Carrie Fisher and manages to turn one of the most quintessential heroines of cinema into a joke. When it's not having her sit on the sidelines and accomplishing fuck all, it's having her demonstrate superpowers that have absolutely no payoff so she can sit in a medbay and accomplish fuck all. Nothing of value with her character is resolved and now that Carrie Fisher is gone, it never will. A disgrace, and the film's creators clearly hate women."

Your move, Dobby Molestor.
 
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